The Rock. Oh wait, he's already done that brainfart policy #CinemaMarALago

Unless he's planning on massive infrastructure upgrades across Ayrshire in the next few years, let him string Trump along for a wee bit

Canvas many Scots, did we?

Who cares?

Is this offer only valid in the USA, or are British fascist politicians fair game?

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All Fun and Games Until Somebody Loses An Eye While Playing With Lego.

The bestseller by @brookmyre.bsky.social

Aimed at Motherwell fans at St Mirren Park: 'Ach, away home ya six-toed Lanarkshire mutants'

My youngest brother bought me a Rob 'Golden Boots' Rivera PS4 controller holder. My PS4 is a glorified paperweight and I haven't a clue who the character is or what game they're from.

He followed this up by giving my then 2-year old son a pair of size 2 trainers. Adult size 2, that is.

Not the ISS, but Star Trek TNG gives you Die Hard in Space in 'Starship Mine'

Any chance of buying the rights to the SPFL? Please?

This. I read Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption loads while at school. Same for The Body.