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Rattlebone
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Left the other place. Here for laughs and compassion for my allies. Orzhov enjoyer. Esper during summer months. Mono blue when depressed.
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Relationship goals
March 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Business will be booming for gastrointestinal doctors in Arkansas.
March 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
March 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Me, accidentally entering a national military operations chat:
March 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Played 8 games of MTGA. Got roped 8 times.

They need to fix this.
March 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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March 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
March 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
March 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Elbows Up, Arms locked.

Canada will remain Canada.
March 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Dear american friends in Canada eggs are so cheap that instead of breakfast, we serve them directly onto the heads of our far-right politicians.
March 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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🎯
March 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Another sad story about someone not thinking things through before voting…
March 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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March 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Trump's "who is screwing me" tracker:

- The European Union
- NATO
- Canada
- Mexico
- Ukraine
- Panama
- All our trades deals (many his)
- the Judiciary
- Economists
- the stock markets

Conspicuously unmentioned:
- Melania
March 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
A story in two parts.
March 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
X has been down? Never noticed because I closed my account there months ago.
March 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Morbid Chair
March 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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March 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Shout out to this broken piece.
March 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
March 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: Trump confirms that Musk and Rubio despise each other.
March 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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March 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM