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rattatatouille
@rattatatouille.bsky.social
He/him | 33 | Basketball, F1, video games, toku, science, history

Disclaimer: I am not a serious man
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Bowling for Soup really got it right. In the end most, if not all of us are simply reliving our high school years for the rest of our lives.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrxI...
Bowling For Soup - High School Never Ends (Official Music Video)
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landing on intelligence as in 'can do 8 digit multiplication' instead of intelligence as 'made immense contributions to every subfield of mathematics/physics/economics he cared to look at', leaves me thinking they don't really care about von neumann's talents
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Daily bunny no.3138 going apple-picking
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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NEW: Pope Leo XIV will share a meal this Sunday with Alessia Nobile and four fellow transgender Catholic activists, during the Vatican’s Jubilee of the Poor — marking the most significant public encounter shared between a pope and the trans community.
NEW: Transgender Activists to Dine with Pope Leo XIV during Sunday's Jubilee for the Poor
Papal luncheon with trans advocate Alessia Nobile set for Sunday at Vatican’s Jubilee of the Poor, highlighting a legacy of outreach and hopes for continued inclusion.
open.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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my controversial opinion is that the two high-profile bans were fine, and as always, it's bluesky comms that suck
I feel like a lot of the controversy around Bluesky's moderation would be greatly alleviated if Bluesky had some way to address T&S violations besides just completely nuking someone's account from orbit. Having people just get disappeared causes no end of panic.
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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A black man with a gun hand I might add.

Also furries joining the team, along with a mysterious gunman who fights mega-billionaires for a living.

Daily Life.
“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I *think* the only people who can currently match the levels of mastery of their respective sport that Nikola Jokic has are Shohei Ohtani (baseball) and Max Verstappen (F1).
one of the very best things about the NBA right now is the fact that a chonky Serbian dude is one of the most gifted players we’ve ever seen at putting the basketball exactly where he wants it to go

passing, shooting - his touch is utterly impeccable

#NBASky
I'm still just absolutely obsessing over this Nikola Jokic smooth-like-butter driving transition floater
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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the more times i see this the more I think it belongs in a textbook about using woke language to reactionary ends
"I'm a rando who prefers to believe that everything is a conspiracy and am happy to tell women that I know better than she does how their literal job works" That a news org makes an editorial decision you wouldn't (or I wouldn't) doesn't mean someone is killing a story on behalf of a powerful person
"I write for the New York Times, and I can assure you that we've never buried stories on behalf of powerful people, many of those powerful people being part of NYT management. We only publish what's fit to print, like Zohran's application to Columbia that was leaked by a white nationalist"
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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This is tantamount to getting Adam West to cameo on Electra Woman and Dyagirl to play one off hero "Gatman"
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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They processed Charlie Kirk getting shot the same way you or I would process Alduin jumping out of the computer screen and eating you in real life.
The elites think they make things happen while things happen to other people
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Elon’s interviews stating he believes the vast majority of human beings are literal NPCs in Big Skyrim is the Rosetta Stone for American elite discourse.
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Titus Andronicus' Pie Recipes
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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What did the press know about Donald Trump's pedophilia and when did they know it?
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Western toku fans are going to boycott Toei for firing Maya and it will have a devastating impact by *check notes* no longer pirating shows and buying toys on the second market... That'll really show em!!! God I hate this fandumb
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Oedipus Family Counseling Clinic
Sisyphus Landscaping Service
Achilles Physical Therapy
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
What's next, the Stockton Rush Submarine Academy?
This is a real flight school, teaching people to fly planes!!! Like????
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Partly this but also partly, like, when somebody talks about the depravity and/or degeneracy of "elites", IME there's a good chance they're using "elites" to mean either "queer people" or "Jews"
What would be "reactionary-coded" be in this case? Fire and brimstone? Seriously asking.
man we need a way to say "the moral rot and depravity of this country's elite must be burned out of it with cleansing fire" that isn't wildly reactionary-coded
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Computers were a skill. They were taught in classrooms as a skill. Skills give you power over your tools because you work them as an expert and that is leverage to multiply externally.

And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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I do my best to be patient and generous but even I get tired of people being holier-than-thou with me about the Catholic Church. Mainly it’s just exhausting. And I know it’s social media, but man… I’ve written books and articles ABOUT the Catholic Church and its sins. I am doing my level best here.
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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one thing we need to do as a society is treat all fraud or theft over $100 million or so as a potential capital crime, with the possibility of execution for offenders.
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Bill Clinton may or may not (i incline to may) have had women provided for him by Epstein but unlike all those dumbasses he definitely had the basic common sense to break off social ties with a convicted pedophile.
Very funny development that Bill Clinton is not only not implicated in the emails, Epstein explicitly says “nah he was never on the island”. Slick Willie lives again
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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move the FUCK over, Tiffany
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke

history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM