That's good enough to rival an Egyptian blue faience hippo!

I have a brother-in-law called Alaric.
It made the whole thing even more surreal!

All of those plants are the result of bug action. If it wasn't for their pollination, very little would have germinated!

Now that's a reality show I'd watch!

You don't need cupboard space. Under sofa, behind kickboards, in the garage, under bed...