Alice Vaughn
@rationalblonde.bsky.social
Opinions are my own and regrettable
Trump is absolutely wearing a Foley catheter.
It’s a tube inserted into the bladder to drain urine into a bag strapped to the leg.
That line down his pants? Not a crease. It’s tubing.
Every step he takes sounds like the sloshing of a warm Capri Sun
It’s a tube inserted into the bladder to drain urine into a bag strapped to the leg.
That line down his pants? Not a crease. It’s tubing.
Every step he takes sounds like the sloshing of a warm Capri Sun
June 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Trump is absolutely wearing a Foley catheter.
It’s a tube inserted into the bladder to drain urine into a bag strapped to the leg.
That line down his pants? Not a crease. It’s tubing.
Every step he takes sounds like the sloshing of a warm Capri Sun
It’s a tube inserted into the bladder to drain urine into a bag strapped to the leg.
That line down his pants? Not a crease. It’s tubing.
Every step he takes sounds like the sloshing of a warm Capri Sun
i didn’t predict this with data or sources. i predicted it by being extremely online
May 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
i didn’t predict this with data or sources. i predicted it by being extremely online
Trump: Raises tariffs
Also Trump: Demands Walmart keep prices low
Imagine screaming about socialism for 8 years, then pushing literal price controls.
Just waiting on the five-year plan and breadlines.
Also Trump: Demands Walmart keep prices low
Imagine screaming about socialism for 8 years, then pushing literal price controls.
Just waiting on the five-year plan and breadlines.
May 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Trump: Raises tariffs
Also Trump: Demands Walmart keep prices low
Imagine screaming about socialism for 8 years, then pushing literal price controls.
Just waiting on the five-year plan and breadlines.
Also Trump: Demands Walmart keep prices low
Imagine screaming about socialism for 8 years, then pushing literal price controls.
Just waiting on the five-year plan and breadlines.
we’re not supposed to notice the other shelves are empty.
Thanks to tariffs, inventory is drying up, & retailers are scrambling to make things look normal. So they overfill shelves with whatever they can get.
Expect more of this. The shortages are starting — and this is just the warm-up
Thanks to tariffs, inventory is drying up, & retailers are scrambling to make things look normal. So they overfill shelves with whatever they can get.
Expect more of this. The shortages are starting — and this is just the warm-up
April 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
we’re not supposed to notice the other shelves are empty.
Thanks to tariffs, inventory is drying up, & retailers are scrambling to make things look normal. So they overfill shelves with whatever they can get.
Expect more of this. The shortages are starting — and this is just the warm-up
Thanks to tariffs, inventory is drying up, & retailers are scrambling to make things look normal. So they overfill shelves with whatever they can get.
Expect more of this. The shortages are starting — and this is just the warm-up
"I’m imposing a VERY FAIR tariff of… eleventy billion percent..."
April 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"I’m imposing a VERY FAIR tariff of… eleventy billion percent..."
*aggressively drinking after giving a talk on tariffs and seeing the latest tariff updates*
March 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
*aggressively drinking after giving a talk on tariffs and seeing the latest tariff updates*
if Trump wants to call himself a king, I'm not opposed to giving him the royal treatment
February 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
if Trump wants to call himself a king, I'm not opposed to giving him the royal treatment
the most fragile ego award goes to… well, you already know.
it feels pretty good to know elon read this and took it personally enough to lock me out of my account.
it feels pretty good to know elon read this and took it personally enough to lock me out of my account.
February 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
the most fragile ego award goes to… well, you already know.
it feels pretty good to know elon read this and took it personally enough to lock me out of my account.
it feels pretty good to know elon read this and took it personally enough to lock me out of my account.
Under the Desk News is spreading a fake info that the new press secretary & her husband were set up on a blind date by Matt Gaetz.
They never checked their sources. never checked why the claim was removed from Wiki (it was vandalism). & now, even after being corrected, they’re keeping the rumor up
They never checked their sources. never checked why the claim was removed from Wiki (it was vandalism). & now, even after being corrected, they’re keeping the rumor up
January 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Under the Desk News is spreading a fake info that the new press secretary & her husband were set up on a blind date by Matt Gaetz.
They never checked their sources. never checked why the claim was removed from Wiki (it was vandalism). & now, even after being corrected, they’re keeping the rumor up
They never checked their sources. never checked why the claim was removed from Wiki (it was vandalism). & now, even after being corrected, they’re keeping the rumor up
yes I watched The Substance
January 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
yes I watched The Substance
DHS just shut down its advisory committees mid-investigation of Salt Typhoon—a Chinese cyberattack that hacked 9 major U.S. telecom networks & accessed government officials’ private texts. Our communications are compromised,& DHS is dismantling the teams that protect us.
January 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
DHS just shut down its advisory committees mid-investigation of Salt Typhoon—a Chinese cyberattack that hacked 9 major U.S. telecom networks & accessed government officials’ private texts. Our communications are compromised,& DHS is dismantling the teams that protect us.
40% of every retail dollar flows through Amazon and Walmart. HALF of their top sellers are Chinese companies that pay ZERO in taxes in the US, despite billions in sales.
We don’t need tariffs—we need platforms to require US-registered entities to ensure tax fairness
We don’t need tariffs—we need platforms to require US-registered entities to ensure tax fairness
January 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
40% of every retail dollar flows through Amazon and Walmart. HALF of their top sellers are Chinese companies that pay ZERO in taxes in the US, despite billions in sales.
We don’t need tariffs—we need platforms to require US-registered entities to ensure tax fairness
We don’t need tariffs—we need platforms to require US-registered entities to ensure tax fairness
the reward will be denied because it requires a prior authorization.
that's poetic
that's poetic
December 10, 2024 at 7:37 PM
the reward will be denied because it requires a prior authorization.
that's poetic
that's poetic
*the rest of my day*
December 9, 2024 at 10:34 PM
*the rest of my day*
ceo shooter is named luigi mangione which means he can use this defense
December 9, 2024 at 9:41 PM
ceo shooter is named luigi mangione which means he can use this defense
Dave Franco is going to nail the movie adaptation about this whole thing
December 9, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Dave Franco is going to nail the movie adaptation about this whole thing
this place just keeps getting better
November 27, 2024 at 6:09 AM
this place just keeps getting better
does anyone else eat Cheetos with chopsticks?
November 20, 2024 at 5:44 AM
does anyone else eat Cheetos with chopsticks?
trying to figure out what you can and can't say on bluesky
November 18, 2024 at 2:14 AM
trying to figure out what you can and can't say on bluesky
this is like Homelander feeding a live octopus to The Deep
November 17, 2024 at 4:12 PM
this is like Homelander feeding a live octopus to The Deep
Donald Trump appoints Sam Bankman-Fried to oversee the Federal Reserve
November 15, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Donald Trump appoints Sam Bankman-Fried to oversee the Federal Reserve
