Southern Cryptid
@ratbones89.bsky.social
Not the body of a man from Earth
Not the face of the one you love
Not the face of the one you love
He got so worked up, his eyeliner started running.
March 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
He got so worked up, his eyeliner started running.
We truly..truly live in the dumbest timeline
March 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
We truly..truly live in the dumbest timeline
We're truly..truly living in the dumbest timeline.
March 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
We're truly..truly living in the dumbest timeline.
How'd we find ourselves in this spot? I'll never understand it
March 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
How'd we find ourselves in this spot? I'll never understand it
I'd rather shit in both hands and clap
March 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I'd rather shit in both hands and clap
That's the type of shit I dreamed about when I had COVID
March 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
That's the type of shit I dreamed about when I had COVID
At a glance, thought this was a rotisserie chicken
March 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
At a glance, thought this was a rotisserie chicken
That's great 🤣🤣🤣
March 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
That's great 🤣🤣🤣
She's a sweet little critter.
March 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
She's a sweet little critter.
At a glance, thought that was Hoggle.
March 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
At a glance, thought that was Hoggle.
Finding any reason to kiss Putin's ring on bended knee
March 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Finding any reason to kiss Putin's ring on bended knee
How tf did they understand him?
February 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
How tf did they understand him?
Felt this way when seeing The Armed. Sweet christ.
February 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Felt this way when seeing The Armed. Sweet christ.
Hah! Well, at least they're having a good time. 😅
February 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Hah! Well, at least they're having a good time. 😅
Hey, that's a great point!
February 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Hey, that's a great point!