You're not wrong

I grew up calling it crazy golf here in England. I don't know if that's just a brit thing, but I've seen miniature golf courses all over Europe including Malta.

They have that in Italy as well.

I think that's a conservative estimate.

Have you seen this episode of Inside No. 9
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dev...
If you haven't, it's well worth a watch.

I just heard your voice while flicking through the channels. Luckily it was near still near the start.