Skipper
@rascalking.bsky.social
Tiki Bar Owner — E-Fed Enjoyer — California Native in The Queen City
#OnePride 🦁
(He/They) 🏳️🌈
#OnePride 🦁
(He/They) 🏳️🌈
When I get to name the frozen drink at the bar
October 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
When I get to name the frozen drink at the bar
Her bio family, who never saw her, descended like vultures when she was still on the slab. They came lawyered up expecting to sue because Pops would inherit.
When they heard it was all going to charity, they were like, "Wow, she was always so magnanimous. So inspiring."
When they heard it was all going to charity, they were like, "Wow, she was always so magnanimous. So inspiring."
October 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Her bio family, who never saw her, descended like vultures when she was still on the slab. They came lawyered up expecting to sue because Pops would inherit.
When they heard it was all going to charity, they were like, "Wow, she was always so magnanimous. So inspiring."
When they heard it was all going to charity, they were like, "Wow, she was always so magnanimous. So inspiring."
Her house was basically a museum of my grandparents' travels. As a kid, you don't appreciate this and are bored/squirrely.
One time she marched me up to a Rangda mask she had from Bali and said if I didn't behave it would come to life at night and eat me. That mask looks like this:
One time she marched me up to a Rangda mask she had from Bali and said if I didn't behave it would come to life at night and eat me. That mask looks like this:
October 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Her house was basically a museum of my grandparents' travels. As a kid, you don't appreciate this and are bored/squirrely.
One time she marched me up to a Rangda mask she had from Bali and said if I didn't behave it would come to life at night and eat me. That mask looks like this:
One time she marched me up to a Rangda mask she had from Bali and said if I didn't behave it would come to life at night and eat me. That mask looks like this:
Karrion Kross discourse has to be *the most* insufferable thing the IWC has latched onto in a while. Yeah, I prefer a guy who has a fun character over whatever marblemouthed black trunks darling is the current fixation, plenty do.
August 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Karrion Kross discourse has to be *the most* insufferable thing the IWC has latched onto in a while. Yeah, I prefer a guy who has a fun character over whatever marblemouthed black trunks darling is the current fixation, plenty do.
Maybe there’s a different diagram, but the one I remember seeing first bearing that phrase was a satire of the bin Laden compound.
April 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Maybe there’s a different diagram, but the one I remember seeing first bearing that phrase was a satire of the bin Laden compound.
Oi, droog, ya skazated “Thank you” once?
March 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Oi, droog, ya skazated “Thank you” once?
The first part is a haiku:
I recently caught
my dad blasting rope to this
wretched lizard whore
I recently caught
my dad blasting rope to this
wretched lizard whore
March 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The first part is a haiku:
I recently caught
my dad blasting rope to this
wretched lizard whore
I recently caught
my dad blasting rope to this
wretched lizard whore
When I’m trying to write in GoogleDoc and it keeps autoformatting things
March 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
When I’m trying to write in GoogleDoc and it keeps autoformatting things
we are not a proud race
March 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
we are not a proud race
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money
February 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money
introduce yourself with
one book 📕
one film 🎬
one album 💿
one show 📺
one book 📕
one film 🎬
one album 💿
one show 📺
February 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
introduce yourself with
one book 📕
one film 🎬
one album 💿
one show 📺
one book 📕
one film 🎬
one album 💿
one show 📺
>When I’m booked in an efed match against someone who I don’t like OOC and have been eagerly awaiting the opportunity to be absolutely toxic
February 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
>When I’m booked in an efed match against someone who I don’t like OOC and have been eagerly awaiting the opportunity to be absolutely toxic
>When the rep says Don Julio is no longer the focus and I need to bring in Casamigos
February 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
>When the rep says Don Julio is no longer the focus and I need to bring in Casamigos
Entering the “Dark Skipper” era
February 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Entering the “Dark Skipper” era
Always knew Renzel was a man of eclectic tastes.
February 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Always knew Renzel was a man of eclectic tastes.
It’s so wild to see the Heaven’s Gate website is still up. Even more wild is that on the bottom of the transcript of probably their most known tape, “Planet Earth About to be Recycled”, is this little article link:
February 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It’s so wild to see the Heaven’s Gate website is still up. Even more wild is that on the bottom of the transcript of probably their most known tape, “Planet Earth About to be Recycled”, is this little article link:
You have no good comeback ideas.
February 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You have no good comeback ideas.
This is what I get for trying to cheat on the NYT Sunday Crossword
February 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is what I get for trying to cheat on the NYT Sunday Crossword
Send me money, I want to buy my chihuahua one of 6ix9ine’s chains
February 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Send me money, I want to buy my chihuahua one of 6ix9ine’s chains
This is my first Hermitage. It was described to me as “tasting like BDSM sex” and tbh I get it
January 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This is my first Hermitage. It was described to me as “tasting like BDSM sex” and tbh I get it