My family has a tradition of watching the Muppets Christmas Carol while decorating the Christmas tree, so I think my mind has been made for me.

How can the United States pride itself on being at the forefront of civilized society when every other nation with any amount of resources manages to do the important things better?

Funny how when Americans shoot people, the right see it as "a few [hundred] bad actors" but when one foreigner shoots people, the right see it as "a horrible culture that we don't accept"

Treason

Unfortunately that's the kind of person more people voted for a year ago. Someone who places more value on military might than public safety.

Active noise canceling is a blessing

These are all the arguments I've heard and can think of as to why the aux port has been phased out, and when compared between phones that have them and phones that don't, they fall apart. There is no reason not to have the aux port.

People who don't know the difference between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I can't find the words to describe

"Y'know, you finally have everything you ever wanted. Call me when you get over it!" - Stacy Hirano

They say a society that separates warriors and scholars has its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools. Pete Kegsbreath is neither a scholar nor a warrior, so the fact that he's meant to be the guy who does the thinking for the people who do the fighting is a point I find puzzling.

I suppose I should have expected that since Leia was that cool, Carrie Fisher would be too.

I don't know if this was intended either, so it becomes a great coincidence.

Were you aiming for a joke about Clinton's "relations" with Monica Lewinsky, or is my mind in the gutter after a long day of filling out paperwork and setting up a television then cooking for seven hours? Because Monica Lewinsky knows about a blow for the President.