Reaper
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Reaper
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| 19 | autistic | ADHD | Bi 💖💜💙 | Italian Canadian | Smokin nic and suckin dick | Married to Wheatley from Portal |
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smurfs movie evolution so far:
• horrible sony live-action animation hybrid with britney spears
• horrible sony live-action animation hybrid with britney spears: the sequel
• mediocre standalone fully animated sony movie with demi lovato
• paramount does everything at once plus rihanna
February 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I just made a graph showcasing how I would theoretically suck Microsoft Clippy's dick to prove a point in a debate.
January 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Wicked was so good it’s gonna open up a lot more people to movie musicals and then Emilia Perez is gonna take them right on back
January 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I updated Windows and now my laptop decided it doesn't want to connect to Wi-Fi anymore. Thank you Windows 11, I despise you with every fiber of my being.
January 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Almost replied to a woman's post, but I realized I was probably just restating what she said in different words, so I exercised restraint like a goddamn hero.
January 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The person that plays Missy Cooper in Young Sheldon being a faceless twitch streamer was not on my 2025 bingo
January 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Honestly I don't get why so many people are against this. She absolutely killed it in Wicked. Yeah she's a bit annoying IRL but that has nothing to do with her acting ability.
Cynthia Erivo says her dream role is to play Storm in the MCU 🌩️

(via NBR)
January 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Soos would not fucking say that
True 😂😂
January 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Very funny interaction that I wanted to share.
January 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Okay so Optimus gets revived at the end of Revenge of the Fallen and then goes to fight The Fallen and says the famous “give me your face” line and considering this is the start of Bayverse Prime being weirdly bloodthirsty, I’m going to headcanon that he came back wrong and that’s why he’s Like That
January 8, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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DONT SCROLLING PLEASE , I BEG U

I feel very frustrated. Everyone has stopped helping me and donations have stopped completely because my account has been restricted. Please share the repost and support what you can.💔

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January 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
This app is kinda fucking boring, I get literally no human interaction and I'm constantly getting followed by stupid onlyfans bots. At least I can talk to people on Twitter and they will acknowledge my existence. This app just feels like a giant nothing burger right now and it makes me sad.
January 8, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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#RyukoMagica chapter thread:
December 13, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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Help me fight censorship!! My account is literally dying :(

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January 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
This is just every Little Nightmares fic ever written
"cannibalism as a metaphor for love" what if im just really hungry. then what
January 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Starting today I am legally allowed to drink
January 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Sonic 3 would've become the highest grossing film of all time if the Studiopolis theme played during the Eggman dance scene.
January 3, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Finally, it's time...BRIDGE CONSTRUCTOR PORTAL 2 LETS GOOOOOO
G-Man voice actor Mike Shapiro posts mysterious message for New Years

• His first post in 4 years
• Hopes the future holds some 'unexpected surprises'
• Included hashtags for Half-Life, Valve, and 2025
January 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
2 days until my birthday lfg!!!!!!
January 2, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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January 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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No Gen Z/Gen Alpha, something entering the public domain does not mean it's immediately getting a horror movie.
It means you can legally watch the whole thing on wikipedia.
January 1, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I had a dream last night that Kamala Harris beat Trump in a archery competition and she became president. Guys, I think I figured out how to save America.
January 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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To illustrate the words "lend" and "borrow", the officially licensed 1993 "Super Mario Super English" German-English dictionary depicts Mario as someone who constantly asks Peach to lend him money.
January 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM