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Ralivan
@ralivan.bsky.social
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Spoiler Alert: All the ideas coming forward through the leadership of this administration are equally fucking stupid!
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
What the actual FUCK does this have to do with military readiness?
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It's going to be more of a "You plebs don't know what you're talking about, so shut the fuck up and deal with it" tour.
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It's almost as if, bear with me now, almost as if there is no Republican plan to replace the ACA. 🤷‍♂️
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Oh no. People are whipping shitties and lightning fireworks. 🙄
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"Look, we've only had since 2016 to come up with a plan, we're working on it."
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Pretty sure the War of 1812 was before WWI, and the US definitely lost that. I wouldn't call the Korean, Vietnam, or Afghanistan wars winners either.
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
And then @schumer.senate.gov took a big 'ol shit on all of it.

Fuck MAGA
Fuck ICE
Fuck Chuck Schumer
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Who's the fucking Speaker of the House, @kristenwelker.bsky.social? Whose fucking job is it to literally call the House into session!?
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
She voted to have all the colored people deported with no due process. She voted to have same sex marriage outlawed. She voted to continue having children murdered by guns. She voted to take rights away from women. She voted to fuck over all the "others", but not to have her own face eaten!
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This motherfucker. The Nodfather added TWO TRILLION DOLLARS since taking office!
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I was just talking to my wife about this. I was shopping for a truck, and I noticed that all the compact trucks have four doors. What do I need four fucking doors for? I need a truck to haul shit, not bus people around!
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Why are they retiring, Duffy? WHY ARE THEY RETIRING!?
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This picture will 💯 be used in future history books as an allegory for his entire administration.
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
That fucking face! 🤬
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
RFK Jr.: Fuck this, I'm out!
November 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
TAKE THE HINT @schumer.senate.gov!
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
In many cases, I don't feel it's about doing good things quickly, but holding to account those who trashed the things. When trump was voted out, there seemed to be a lot of foot-dragging when it came to holding him responsible, allowing him to escape accountability and become POTUS again.
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
November 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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-The party of "Rules for thee, but not for me."
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM