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3rd time's a charm
Waiting for the messer
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Not doing Black Friday because I'm against the creeping Americanisation of Irish life and can't afford to as a small artist, but WILL be doing Vengeful Hag Friday where for every piece of art you purchase from www.ciaraioch.com/artprints I will fervently wish bad cess to your enemies
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Fuck it, Black Friday weekend sale, 20% off everything on HappyToast.co.uk even the original artwork.
HappyToast ★ art, animation, nonsense and stuff
One guy who does drawings and photoshops and animations and writes funny stuff
HappyToast.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Another way of looking at this, of course, is that if you took the triple lock out of the equation, the benefits bill would very likely roughly be increasing in line with projected inflation *if that*
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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I don't care if you think you're middle class or whatever. Your house is worth £2m? Lucky you. Shut up and pay up.
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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I don't think this was actually deliberately published as ragebait, but the entitlement contained within is remarkable and a classic example of the sort of sentiment governments sometimes just have to face down inews.co.uk/inews-lifest...?
We were hit with a £148k inheritance tax bill when mum died at 97 - it's disgusting
Jill Lemon has labelled inheritance tax as 'cruel', 'horrible' and 'unfair'
inews.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
O-ai-sis entut.
Can’t believe Sault were AI
November 22, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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And now…the gallery.

www.infinitebacon.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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The Lord Mayor is off to the world cup. Get stuck in Kenny lad.
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Yep, why not score a goal from your own half in the 98th minute?
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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In 2020 Keir Starmer and Alf Dubs urged the then Conservative Government to restore their commitment to family reunion for child refugees, saying there was a “moral argument” to protect desperately vulnerable young people.

Five years later Dubs condemns Starmer for doing the complete opposite
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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The question on #NCFC supporters’ lips this morning…

Will this be a Philippe-flop appointment?
November 18, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Remember, folks, if you risk the dangerous journey you're accused of deliberately bringing your children to avoid deportation. Whereas if you take the journey alone with the idea if your family coming later when it's safe, you're lone and "fighting age".
BBC News: "the government believe refugees are deliberately bringing their children to avoid deportation"

As opposed to doing what with their children??
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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"Please stop pointing out the consequences of the massively racist right wing baiting thing I've done, that's actually offensive to me actually."

Get absolutely fucked. You made this choice. Nobody forced you. You sowed. You get to reap.

You're Tommy Robinson's favourite Home Secretary. Eat it.
Shabana Mahmood asks MPs to stop mentioning Tommy Robinson's name (in relation to his support for her policies) as "he doesn't even think I am English. I find that offensive."
November 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Dog whistle attracts dog. Whistler furious.
Shabana Mahmood asks MPs to stop mentioning Tommy Robinson's name (in relation to his support for her policies) as "he doesn't even think I am English. I find that offensive."
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Interesting how determined our politicians are to ape the policies of parties who are nosediving in polls.

Even idiot kids know you're supposed to copy the popular kid in school, not the one everybody hates
It's become a literal daily occurrence.

www.rte.ie/news/ireland...
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Schoolboy joke of the day: #ncfc
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Watch: Car crashes into house after police pursuit

#Cambridgeshire #BBCNews

🔗: https://www.bbc.com/news/vide...
Car crashes into house after police pursuit in Hardwick
A teenager is jailed after trying to escape officers by driving through a park and along a footpath.
www.bbc.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Much more detail in today's Norwich City blog, including ownership change, importance of player trading, wages, transfer spend, debt, cash flow, significant owner funding and PSR #NCFC

swissramble.substack.com/p/norwich-ci...
Norwich City Finances 2024/25
Losing My Religion
swissramble.substack.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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At a time of much change for Norwich City, a review of their financial results for the 2024/25 season, when they finished 13th in the Championship #NCFC
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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#NCWFC

Hard fought victory today!
Left it late with Tash scoring in time added!

Any win is a good win, so well played all 👏👏👏

OTBC 💛💚
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Ireland winning goal and end of match with Irish commentary
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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BBC Under Attack: Pot and Kettle Special

The new Private Eye is out now.
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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🏺 Two weeks today! Catch me at Cambridge Literary Festival for some Sunday night tragedy. Online tickets also available.

👉 www.cambridgeliteraryfestival.com/events/natal...
November 9, 2025 at 10:29 AM