Dear MAGA,
If you cannot openly admit yourblatant hypocrisy in all things, then you are clearly delusional. Pick a thing.
#longloathetheking

Gotta appreciate an administration that traffics EXCLUSIVELY in hypocrisy!
#longloathetheking

“Dear NOAA,
Deuces! We here at DOGE feel like Dear Leader’s got this. He just needs a map produced outside of America and a sharpie marker.
Sincerely,
Elon”

#longloathetheking