Pedro?
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Arrogant, Opinionated, Obnoxious, Rarely Hilarious. Oddly Loveable. Adequately doing this Dad ish.
he/him
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me at least once a month:
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
me at least once a month:
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alright hear me out:
rashomon but about its who let the dogs out
rashomon but about its who let the dogs out
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
alright hear me out:
rashomon but about its who let the dogs out
rashomon but about its who let the dogs out
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i know he thinks he's slick
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i know he thinks he's slick
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This is the excuse every time a dog shoots someone! They can't ALL be accidental.
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
This is the excuse every time a dog shoots someone! They can't ALL be accidental.
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Remember: "Don't let the bastards grind you down!"
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Remember: "Don't let the bastards grind you down!"
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I’m not saying this in my capacity as the co-host of a media podcast. Ok? So set that aside for a moment.
I can’t believe all of this is still happening and nobody even had sex.
I can’t believe all of this is still happening and nobody even had sex.
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I’m not saying this in my capacity as the co-host of a media podcast. Ok? So set that aside for a moment.
I can’t believe all of this is still happening and nobody even had sex.
I can’t believe all of this is still happening and nobody even had sex.
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
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I like that Olivia Nuzzi thinks the federal govt is tracking her with drones because she had an emotional affair with Stephen J Lockjaw
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I like that Olivia Nuzzi thinks the federal govt is tracking her with drones because she had an emotional affair with Stephen J Lockjaw
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November 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Cry ‘Havoc!’, and let slip the ducks of war.
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Cry ‘Havoc!’, and let slip the ducks of war.
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Sorcerer (1977) dir. William Friedkin
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Sorcerer (1977) dir. William Friedkin
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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November 13, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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steam machine de la abuela
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
steam machine de la abuela
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Just for laughs...
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just for laughs...
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November 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
they live hits different now
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
they live hits different now
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low polyamory
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
low polyamory
i can cheer for ron funches but also cheer against that piece of shit rapaport.
The official cast pics for The Traitors US season 4, premiering Jan. 8 on Peacock. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i can cheer for ron funches but also cheer against that piece of shit rapaport.
i think about this movie every couple of weeks.
I did not ever think something like this would be my shit and dear reader, it is exactly my shit.
I did not ever think something like this would be my shit and dear reader, it is exactly my shit.
Drive My Car The Criterion Collection Blu-ray is $19.99 on Amazon buff.ly/LYm5J4M
B&N buff.ly/LkUhDns
B&N buff.ly/LkUhDns
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
i think about this movie every couple of weeks.
I did not ever think something like this would be my shit and dear reader, it is exactly my shit.
I did not ever think something like this would be my shit and dear reader, it is exactly my shit.
besides the whateverness of not washing your hands, body and piss smells. I do not want to smell that shit later anytime my hands go near my face.
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
besides the whateverness of not washing your hands, body and piss smells. I do not want to smell that shit later anytime my hands go near my face.
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Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
CAIRO—Admitting he was unable to face a lengthy session of indexing artifacts after drinking too much the night before, hungover Egyptologist Henry Chapman confirmed Tuesday he was just gonna call in ...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
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all boats are women and all the great lakes are women which means all the shipwrecks are yuri
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
all boats are women and all the great lakes are women which means all the shipwrecks are yuri
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Hollywood knew what people wanted in 1987 and it was Yaphet Kotto in a skintight Adidas body suit.
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Hollywood knew what people wanted in 1987 and it was Yaphet Kotto in a skintight Adidas body suit.