Sailor Sqwirrel 🎮 Onryō Mode
@ragesqwirrel.bsky.social
“Angel adjacent” gamer weirdo, “Good Morning!” and Oxford Comma apologist, chaos queen extraordinaire, crazy dog lady, and pain in the ass.
PSN: RageSqwirrel
XBox: RageSqwirrel
PSN: RageSqwirrel
XBox: RageSqwirrel
I walked into my back yard to take the dogs out forgetting it was happening… but… it’s crazy beautiful!!
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I walked into my back yard to take the dogs out forgetting it was happening… but… it’s crazy beautiful!!
If y’all can’t see the aurora tonight… for the first time in my 45 years on this planet it’s dipped far enough south that I can.. so.. here you go!
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
If y’all can’t see the aurora tonight… for the first time in my 45 years on this planet it’s dipped far enough south that I can.. so.. here you go!
I…. Yeah. Akitas are sooooo scary. 🙄🤣🤣🤣
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I…. Yeah. Akitas are sooooo scary. 🙄🤣🤣🤣
I had two until Doodle died. He was the cuddliest lap turkey ever. They’re basically feather dogs lol
November 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I had two until Doodle died. He was the cuddliest lap turkey ever. They’re basically feather dogs lol
On today’s episode of unconventional pets… I have a very clingy turkey. While trying to walk and rake… this is where he wants to be. He’s clearly dealing with the passing of his brother in an unexpected way.
Fun fact: I was terrified of these guys when I got him. Now I give him hugs daily lol
Fun fact: I was terrified of these guys when I got him. Now I give him hugs daily lol
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
On today’s episode of unconventional pets… I have a very clingy turkey. While trying to walk and rake… this is where he wants to be. He’s clearly dealing with the passing of his brother in an unexpected way.
Fun fact: I was terrified of these guys when I got him. Now I give him hugs daily lol
Fun fact: I was terrified of these guys when I got him. Now I give him hugs daily lol
I promise he’s actually handsome. He’s just one of those… “it’s a good thing you’re pretty” cases, sometimes. 😆
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I promise he’s actually handsome. He’s just one of those… “it’s a good thing you’re pretty” cases, sometimes. 😆
Every so often he has two brain cells collide and has a thought…. Annnnnnd it’s gone.
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Every so often he has two brain cells collide and has a thought…. Annnnnnd it’s gone.
I don’t know what kind of pokemon he is… but he’s my favorite. 🥹
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I don’t know what kind of pokemon he is… but he’s my favorite. 🥹
I’m sorry, I hate bringing the scum here but I figure we could all use a laugh on a Friday morning. The mental illness is real. Nevermind the logistics of that many camels.. why is anyone trying to pretend goat kebabs ain’t better than hot dogs. Be serious. 🤣🤣
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’m sorry, I hate bringing the scum here but I figure we could all use a laugh on a Friday morning. The mental illness is real. Nevermind the logistics of that many camels.. why is anyone trying to pretend goat kebabs ain’t better than hot dogs. Be serious. 🤣🤣
Can confirm. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Can confirm. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s been a ride, but tis complete. I don’t know that I’ll go back and clean up achievements. But damn, what a masterpiece.
November 2, 2025 at 6:21 AM
It’s been a ride, but tis complete. I don’t know that I’ll go back and clean up achievements. But damn, what a masterpiece.
It took a surprisingly low number of attempts to hit the golf ball picky uppy thingie.
To the man driving it? I am not sorry. You knew the risks. You’re still loved. It will most likely happen again.
To the man driving it? I am not sorry. You knew the risks. You’re still loved. It will most likely happen again.
October 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It took a surprisingly low number of attempts to hit the golf ball picky uppy thingie.
To the man driving it? I am not sorry. You knew the risks. You’re still loved. It will most likely happen again.
To the man driving it? I am not sorry. You knew the risks. You’re still loved. It will most likely happen again.
It’s literally one of my favorite things when I get to make Sushi… a sushi.
October 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It’s literally one of my favorite things when I get to make Sushi… a sushi.
Mentally I’m still here. And definitely not dealing with *checks weather* 46 degree bullshit?
If anyone needs me I’ll be in my car crying about missing home and actually hating it here.
If anyone needs me I’ll be in my car crying about missing home and actually hating it here.
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Mentally I’m still here. And definitely not dealing with *checks weather* 46 degree bullshit?
If anyone needs me I’ll be in my car crying about missing home and actually hating it here.
If anyone needs me I’ll be in my car crying about missing home and actually hating it here.
Best vacations are Halloween adjacent vacations.
October 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Best vacations are Halloween adjacent vacations.
Yaaaasss
October 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Yaaaasss
NOT ONE PERSON HAS LEFT HIM CANDY!
October 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
NOT ONE PERSON HAS LEFT HIM CANDY!
Spotted in the “wild”…
Aka: Magic Mountain.
Aka: Magic Mountain.
October 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Spotted in the “wild”…
Aka: Magic Mountain.
Aka: Magic Mountain.
Home sweet haze.
October 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Home sweet haze.
Clearly it was goth day at the beach. Me and the crows got the memo. 🖤
October 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Clearly it was goth day at the beach. Me and the crows got the memo. 🖤
We went to the medieval torture museum. Russians apparently had a medal for drunkenness that was intended as a torture. I however will accept this award happily. 🤣🤣
October 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
We went to the medieval torture museum. Russians apparently had a medal for drunkenness that was intended as a torture. I however will accept this award happily. 🤣🤣
It’s like he knows I’m leaving for vacation. If I could pass you off as an emotional support animal I would, buddy. But you’re more emotional than me.. just look at you!
October 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It’s like he knows I’m leaving for vacation. If I could pass you off as an emotional support animal I would, buddy. But you’re more emotional than me.. just look at you!
Weirder still is this string of posts… honey we KNOW you’ve been here. With like 20 accounts.
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Weirder still is this string of posts… honey we KNOW you’ve been here. With like 20 accounts.