Roffle

I will have to go to the Big Shop and have a look at them and see, maybe the shit blue is really nice IRL, but i’m not impressed.

I don’t know how to do threads through incompetence, not anger at the aesthetic choices btw

Me just have iphoens. Me want new iphone. Me want every year: “best iPhone yet etc” yes, yes. Me simple man. Me pre-sold already.

*goes to buy*

You can have steal-me clown orange, some shit blue or sparkling silver like old fashioned idea of what sci-fi is.

This might be the next step of my sluggish, terrible red pilling. De-apple-ing. Getting some awful grubby plastic HTC thing for 10p and realising it’s just as capable.

Standard crap of taking half a day to connect to the internet on day 1 and dialogue boxes that look like literal scam - but you know what?
*kicks massive hulking box*
This motherfucker WORKS.