@racheloutrageously.bsky.social
I have controversial opinions about how I like my steak cooked.
Opera singer 🎶
I insist that we have fun 🤩
Massive fan of RuPaul’s Drag Race and ASoIAF ⭐️
Current Obsession: Taskmaster
Don’t waste your time with DMs
Opera singer 🎶
I insist that we have fun 🤩
Massive fan of RuPaul’s Drag Race and ASoIAF ⭐️
Current Obsession: Taskmaster
Don’t waste your time with DMs
Living with Max Update: this champion just unleashed (outside of course) a torrent of potty that lasted so long that he got tired of lifting his leg up he had to put it down before he finished.
Take a nap, champ. You earned it! 🤣
#livingwithmax
#germanshepherd
Take a nap, champ. You earned it! 🤣
#livingwithmax
#germanshepherd
July 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Living with Max Update: this champion just unleashed (outside of course) a torrent of potty that lasted so long that he got tired of lifting his leg up he had to put it down before he finished.
Take a nap, champ. You earned it! 🤣
#livingwithmax
#germanshepherd
Take a nap, champ. You earned it! 🤣
#livingwithmax
#germanshepherd
Living with Max Update: Max thinks I’m ok, but he LOVES Lee.
Lee took this photo. I now refer to Max as his “shadow.”
Lee took this photo. I now refer to Max as his “shadow.”
June 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Living with Max Update: Max thinks I’m ok, but he LOVES Lee.
Lee took this photo. I now refer to Max as his “shadow.”
Lee took this photo. I now refer to Max as his “shadow.”
Living with Max Update: Max has decided that this patch of ivy in the backyard is his “spot.”
Here he is looking regal and serene 😊
#LivingwithMax
Here he is looking regal and serene 😊
#LivingwithMax
June 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Living with Max Update: Max has decided that this patch of ivy in the backyard is his “spot.”
Here he is looking regal and serene 😊
#LivingwithMax
Here he is looking regal and serene 😊
#LivingwithMax
Here’s pic of our happy Max getting a bath. He also got trimmed, clipped, and expressed. 😄
We’re calling this a big win.
4/4
We’re calling this a big win.
4/4
June 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Here’s pic of our happy Max getting a bath. He also got trimmed, clipped, and expressed. 😄
We’re calling this a big win.
4/4
We’re calling this a big win.
4/4
Screen back in. Dog calm. Nerves frazzled. We survived.
Takeaway:
It’s still too soon to separate Max from my stepson for even short errands.
We’re learning. One Thursday at a time.
And here is Max today. Disappointed that I won’t share my cheese with him.
🧵🪡
Takeaway:
It’s still too soon to separate Max from my stepson for even short errands.
We’re learning. One Thursday at a time.
And here is Max today. Disappointed that I won’t share my cheese with him.
🧵🪡
June 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Screen back in. Dog calm. Nerves frazzled. We survived.
Takeaway:
It’s still too soon to separate Max from my stepson for even short errands.
We’re learning. One Thursday at a time.
And here is Max today. Disappointed that I won’t share my cheese with him.
🧵🪡
Takeaway:
It’s still too soon to separate Max from my stepson for even short errands.
We’re learning. One Thursday at a time.
And here is Max today. Disappointed that I won’t share my cheese with him.
🧵🪡
The marketing overlords have infiltrated all of my platforms to insist that it is National Cheese Day.
Fine.
I declare for Team Pepper Jack!
🌶️🧀
#pepperjackcheese
Fine.
I declare for Team Pepper Jack!
🌶️🧀
#pepperjackcheese
June 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The marketing overlords have infiltrated all of my platforms to insist that it is National Cheese Day.
Fine.
I declare for Team Pepper Jack!
🌶️🧀
#pepperjackcheese
Fine.
I declare for Team Pepper Jack!
🌶️🧀
#pepperjackcheese
Here is our Max relaxing in his favorite spot.
Close enough to the window to monitor the neighborhood comings and goings.
Close enough to my stepson in case he needs anything.
And close enough to the kitchen in case there are any dropped food emergencies 😂
🧵🪡 10/10
Close enough to the window to monitor the neighborhood comings and goings.
Close enough to my stepson in case he needs anything.
And close enough to the kitchen in case there are any dropped food emergencies 😂
🧵🪡 10/10
May 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Here is our Max relaxing in his favorite spot.
Close enough to the window to monitor the neighborhood comings and goings.
Close enough to my stepson in case he needs anything.
And close enough to the kitchen in case there are any dropped food emergencies 😂
🧵🪡 10/10
Close enough to the window to monitor the neighborhood comings and goings.
Close enough to my stepson in case he needs anything.
And close enough to the kitchen in case there are any dropped food emergencies 😂
🧵🪡 10/10
Life with Max Update: Max versus Roomba
First Roomba run since Max moved in. He's not quite sure what this fuckery is all about.
But since Roomba didn't back down after his warning bark Max went to go self soothe with his Kong 😂
First Roomba run since Max moved in. He's not quite sure what this fuckery is all about.
But since Roomba didn't back down after his warning bark Max went to go self soothe with his Kong 😂
May 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Life with Max Update: Max versus Roomba
First Roomba run since Max moved in. He's not quite sure what this fuckery is all about.
But since Roomba didn't back down after his warning bark Max went to go self soothe with his Kong 😂
First Roomba run since Max moved in. He's not quite sure what this fuckery is all about.
But since Roomba didn't back down after his warning bark Max went to go self soothe with his Kong 😂
I just want a show full of Billy Gerhardt and nothing but Billy. Showing him going through his normal routine and giving interviews, and looking directly at the camera and talking shit about Tom Nolan and Peter Fornetti.
#BillyForever
#Oskislandcursers
#BillyForever
#Oskislandcursers
May 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I just want a show full of Billy Gerhardt and nothing but Billy. Showing him going through his normal routine and giving interviews, and looking directly at the camera and talking shit about Tom Nolan and Peter Fornetti.
#BillyForever
#Oskislandcursers
#BillyForever
#Oskislandcursers
Ok, 2 more thoughts:
You KNOW Doug must be PISSED that he was relegated to the bleachers and not at the table with the inner circle during the final war room.
#oakislandcursers
You KNOW Doug must be PISSED that he was relegated to the bleachers and not at the table with the inner circle during the final war room.
#oakislandcursers
May 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Ok, 2 more thoughts:
You KNOW Doug must be PISSED that he was relegated to the bleachers and not at the table with the inner circle during the final war room.
#oakislandcursers
You KNOW Doug must be PISSED that he was relegated to the bleachers and not at the table with the inner circle during the final war room.
#oakislandcursers
I’ve not posted about this show much this season, but this finale of “The Curse of Oak Island” SUCKED donkey ass 😡
Here’s a still photo of Alex Lagina looking at Emma with disdain (probably because she’s NOT MIRIAM!)
#oakislandcursers
#savemiriam
Here’s a still photo of Alex Lagina looking at Emma with disdain (probably because she’s NOT MIRIAM!)
#oakislandcursers
#savemiriam
May 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’ve not posted about this show much this season, but this finale of “The Curse of Oak Island” SUCKED donkey ass 😡
Here’s a still photo of Alex Lagina looking at Emma with disdain (probably because she’s NOT MIRIAM!)
#oakislandcursers
#savemiriam
Here’s a still photo of Alex Lagina looking at Emma with disdain (probably because she’s NOT MIRIAM!)
#oakislandcursers
#savemiriam
Life with Max Update: how often to feed a fully grown German Shepherd?
Yes, yes, yes I have looked it up but would love to hear from dog owners.
My stepson has Max on a schedule of 9 AM and 6 PM. That’s 15 hours in between dinner and breakfast. Is that…?
1/2
Yes, yes, yes I have looked it up but would love to hear from dog owners.
My stepson has Max on a schedule of 9 AM and 6 PM. That’s 15 hours in between dinner and breakfast. Is that…?
1/2
May 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Life with Max Update: how often to feed a fully grown German Shepherd?
Yes, yes, yes I have looked it up but would love to hear from dog owners.
My stepson has Max on a schedule of 9 AM and 6 PM. That’s 15 hours in between dinner and breakfast. Is that…?
1/2
Yes, yes, yes I have looked it up but would love to hear from dog owners.
My stepson has Max on a schedule of 9 AM and 6 PM. That’s 15 hours in between dinner and breakfast. Is that…?
1/2
Life with Max Update: Max playing with a Kong!
My stepson wasn’t sure he would be interested. But Max went HARD on that Kong for 30 minutes, drank some water, and then promptly lay down for a rest.
#LifewithMax
My stepson wasn’t sure he would be interested. But Max went HARD on that Kong for 30 minutes, drank some water, and then promptly lay down for a rest.
#LifewithMax
May 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Life with Max Update: Max playing with a Kong!
My stepson wasn’t sure he would be interested. But Max went HARD on that Kong for 30 minutes, drank some water, and then promptly lay down for a rest.
#LifewithMax
My stepson wasn’t sure he would be interested. But Max went HARD on that Kong for 30 minutes, drank some water, and then promptly lay down for a rest.
#LifewithMax
Life with Max Update: it’s not quite been 3 days, but here’s how it has been going.
To our relief, Max is a sweet natured dog who does obey basic commands: Sit, Lay Down, and Stay.
After years of apartment living, he really seems to enjoy exploring our backyard. Here’s a short video.
1/2
To our relief, Max is a sweet natured dog who does obey basic commands: Sit, Lay Down, and Stay.
After years of apartment living, he really seems to enjoy exploring our backyard. Here’s a short video.
1/2
May 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Life with Max Update: it’s not quite been 3 days, but here’s how it has been going.
To our relief, Max is a sweet natured dog who does obey basic commands: Sit, Lay Down, and Stay.
After years of apartment living, he really seems to enjoy exploring our backyard. Here’s a short video.
1/2
To our relief, Max is a sweet natured dog who does obey basic commands: Sit, Lay Down, and Stay.
After years of apartment living, he really seems to enjoy exploring our backyard. Here’s a short video.
1/2
Pickles are thriving in the cultural zeitgeist right now… so WHY is there still no pickle emoji?!
The humble cucumber emoji is a pale, unworthy, and offensive substitute.
We deserve better.
We deserve brine.
We deserve crunch.
If you’re with me, we ride at dawn.
#JusticeForPickles #EmojiReform
The humble cucumber emoji is a pale, unworthy, and offensive substitute.
We deserve better.
We deserve brine.
We deserve crunch.
If you’re with me, we ride at dawn.
#JusticeForPickles #EmojiReform
May 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Pickles are thriving in the cultural zeitgeist right now… so WHY is there still no pickle emoji?!
The humble cucumber emoji is a pale, unworthy, and offensive substitute.
We deserve better.
We deserve brine.
We deserve crunch.
If you’re with me, we ride at dawn.
#JusticeForPickles #EmojiReform
The humble cucumber emoji is a pale, unworthy, and offensive substitute.
We deserve better.
We deserve brine.
We deserve crunch.
If you’re with me, we ride at dawn.
#JusticeForPickles #EmojiReform
January 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
We saw “Wicked” tonight.
Give Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande ALL the awards 🏆
I loved it! 💚
I loved it! 💚
I loved it! 💚
Give Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande ALL the awards 🏆
I loved it! 💚
I loved it! 💚
I loved it! 💚
January 4, 2025 at 6:57 AM
We saw “Wicked” tonight.
Give Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande ALL the awards 🏆
I loved it! 💚
I loved it! 💚
I loved it! 💚
Give Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande ALL the awards 🏆
I loved it! 💚
I loved it! 💚
I loved it! 💚
No caption needed really…
December 31, 2024 at 6:06 PM
No caption needed really…
Hey @sportstradamus.bsky.social! A random Google search about Alex Lagina turned up THIS.
#savemiriam
#oakislandcursers
#savemiriam
#oakislandcursers
December 18, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Hey @sportstradamus.bsky.social! A random Google search about Alex Lagina turned up THIS.
#savemiriam
#oakislandcursers
#savemiriam
#oakislandcursers
Despite Rick’s beatific countenance as he talks about the Flood Tunnel, I’m not convinced everything they’re finding in this dig is “solid proof it exists!”
Yawn.
#oakislandcursers
Yawn.
#oakislandcursers
December 11, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Despite Rick’s beatific countenance as he talks about the Flood Tunnel, I’m not convinced everything they’re finding in this dig is “solid proof it exists!”
Yawn.
#oakislandcursers
Yawn.
#oakislandcursers
December 11, 2024 at 2:42 AM
It’s official. This is a “Too Much Craig” episode. This photo captures my current mood.
#oakislandcursers
#oakislandcursers
December 11, 2024 at 2:34 AM
It’s official. This is a “Too Much Craig” episode. This photo captures my current mood.
#oakislandcursers
#oakislandcursers
Makes me miss the Antonellis
#oakislandcursers
#oakislandcursers
December 11, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Makes me miss the Antonellis
#oakislandcursers
#oakislandcursers
Oak Island Producer: “Hey Emma, we really need to fill some time. Can you make your commentary about the cement block really dry and science-y, while Jack looks with his typical vacuous stare?”
Emma: “Hold my beer.”
#oakislandcursers
Emma: “Hold my beer.”
#oakislandcursers
December 11, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Oak Island Producer: “Hey Emma, we really need to fill some time. Can you make your commentary about the cement block really dry and science-y, while Jack looks with his typical vacuous stare?”
Emma: “Hold my beer.”
#oakislandcursers
Emma: “Hold my beer.”
#oakislandcursers