@racheloutrageously.bsky.social
I have controversial opinions about how I like my steak cooked.
Opera singer 🎶
I insist that we have fun 🤩
Massive fan of RuPaul’s Drag Race and ASoIAF ⭐️
Current Obsession: Taskmaster
Don’t waste your time with DMs
Opera singer 🎶
I insist that we have fun 🤩
Massive fan of RuPaul’s Drag Race and ASoIAF ⭐️
Current Obsession: Taskmaster
Don’t waste your time with DMs
Living with Max Update: this champion just unleashed (outside of course) a torrent of potty that lasted so long that he got tired of lifting his leg up he had to put it down before he finished.
Take a nap, champ. You earned it! 🤣
#livingwithmax
#germanshepherd
Take a nap, champ. You earned it! 🤣
#livingwithmax
#germanshepherd
July 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Living with Max Update: this champion just unleashed (outside of course) a torrent of potty that lasted so long that he got tired of lifting his leg up he had to put it down before he finished.
Take a nap, champ. You earned it! 🤣
#livingwithmax
#germanshepherd
Take a nap, champ. You earned it! 🤣
#livingwithmax
#germanshepherd
The type of content that brings my doomscrolling to a hard stop.
July 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The type of content that brings my doomscrolling to a hard stop.
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I wonder how Satan is dealing with the arrival of Jimmy Swaggart. He’s famously wary of competition.
July 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I wonder how Satan is dealing with the arrival of Jimmy Swaggart. He’s famously wary of competition.
Fine dining pros, please help me understand something.
Does “The Bear” get it right?
I get coming in early to prep, but 8–10 hours before service even starts?? Then powering through the full dinner rush after that?
Is that real life, or is it TV drama?
#TheBear #finedining
Does “The Bear” get it right?
I get coming in early to prep, but 8–10 hours before service even starts?? Then powering through the full dinner rush after that?
Is that real life, or is it TV drama?
#TheBear #finedining
July 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Fine dining pros, please help me understand something.
Does “The Bear” get it right?
I get coming in early to prep, but 8–10 hours before service even starts?? Then powering through the full dinner rush after that?
Is that real life, or is it TV drama?
#TheBear #finedining
Does “The Bear” get it right?
I get coming in early to prep, but 8–10 hours before service even starts?? Then powering through the full dinner rush after that?
Is that real life, or is it TV drama?
#TheBear #finedining
The biggest lie you can tell yourself as a Job Seeker over the age of 50 is there is an on-ramp BACK into the workforce.
There’s an opportunity for you that is commensurate with your skills & your experience & you’ll earn a salary at or near a level of your previous position.
Pure utter delusion.
There’s an opportunity for you that is commensurate with your skills & your experience & you’ll earn a salary at or near a level of your previous position.
Pure utter delusion.
June 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The biggest lie you can tell yourself as a Job Seeker over the age of 50 is there is an on-ramp BACK into the workforce.
There’s an opportunity for you that is commensurate with your skills & your experience & you’ll earn a salary at or near a level of your previous position.
Pure utter delusion.
There’s an opportunity for you that is commensurate with your skills & your experience & you’ll earn a salary at or near a level of your previous position.
Pure utter delusion.
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I want to be really clear on this: there's absolutely no value to America whatsoever in Linda McMahon being in public life. She's a minimally educated, poorly informed rich woman who should be sipping Chardonnay in a bunker in New Zealand. No one should take her seriously or do anything she demands.
Linda McMahon on how California can avoid losing federal education funding: "They really need to send a letter of apology to all of the female participants in sports. They need to return the titles that were taken away from these women who competed and lost to males in the sports."
June 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I want to be really clear on this: there's absolutely no value to America whatsoever in Linda McMahon being in public life. She's a minimally educated, poorly informed rich woman who should be sipping Chardonnay in a bunker in New Zealand. No one should take her seriously or do anything she demands.
Living with Max Update: Max thinks I’m ok, but he LOVES Lee.
Lee took this photo. I now refer to Max as his “shadow.”
Lee took this photo. I now refer to Max as his “shadow.”
June 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Living with Max Update: Max thinks I’m ok, but he LOVES Lee.
Lee took this photo. I now refer to Max as his “shadow.”
Lee took this photo. I now refer to Max as his “shadow.”
Living with Max Update: Max has decided that this patch of ivy in the backyard is his “spot.”
Here he is looking regal and serene 😊
#LivingwithMax
Here he is looking regal and serene 😊
#LivingwithMax
June 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Living with Max Update: Max has decided that this patch of ivy in the backyard is his “spot.”
Here he is looking regal and serene 😊
#LivingwithMax
Here he is looking regal and serene 😊
#LivingwithMax
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If you haven’t heard of Rep. Sydney Kamlager-Dove… you have now.
When she stepped out from the back without missing a beat, I knew it was on🔥
@kamlager-dove.house.gov
When she stepped out from the back without missing a beat, I knew it was on🔥
@kamlager-dove.house.gov
June 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If you haven’t heard of Rep. Sydney Kamlager-Dove… you have now.
When she stepped out from the back without missing a beat, I knew it was on🔥
@kamlager-dove.house.gov
When she stepped out from the back without missing a beat, I knew it was on🔥
@kamlager-dove.house.gov
Living with Max Update: A Great Groomer!
The day after our “eventful” Thursday, Max had his first grooming appointment. I was nervous and still feeling rattled from the day before
Turns out I didn’t need to be. 😍
1/4
The day after our “eventful” Thursday, Max had his first grooming appointment. I was nervous and still feeling rattled from the day before
Turns out I didn’t need to be. 😍
1/4
June 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Living with Max Update: A Great Groomer!
The day after our “eventful” Thursday, Max had his first grooming appointment. I was nervous and still feeling rattled from the day before
Turns out I didn’t need to be. 😍
1/4
The day after our “eventful” Thursday, Max had his first grooming appointment. I was nervous and still feeling rattled from the day before
Turns out I didn’t need to be. 😍
1/4
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I designed this poster in January and now it’s true!
June 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I designed this poster in January and now it’s true!
Living with Max Update: The Thursday Incident
No, not this Thursday. But a Thursday. A memorable one.
Thread 🧵
No, not this Thursday. But a Thursday. A memorable one.
Thread 🧵
June 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Living with Max Update: The Thursday Incident
No, not this Thursday. But a Thursday. A memorable one.
Thread 🧵
No, not this Thursday. But a Thursday. A memorable one.
Thread 🧵
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One of the greatest deceptions of our time is the false narrative that we should be more concerned about a poor person misusing the welfare system or an immigrant being here illegally than we are about the ultra wealthy abusing the system and cruel people having unchecked power over all of us.
June 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
One of the greatest deceptions of our time is the false narrative that we should be more concerned about a poor person misusing the welfare system or an immigrant being here illegally than we are about the ultra wealthy abusing the system and cruel people having unchecked power over all of us.
The marketing overlords have infiltrated all of my platforms to insist that it is National Cheese Day.
Fine.
I declare for Team Pepper Jack!
🌶️🧀
#pepperjackcheese
Fine.
I declare for Team Pepper Jack!
🌶️🧀
#pepperjackcheese
June 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The marketing overlords have infiltrated all of my platforms to insist that it is National Cheese Day.
Fine.
I declare for Team Pepper Jack!
🌶️🧀
#pepperjackcheese
Fine.
I declare for Team Pepper Jack!
🌶️🧀
#pepperjackcheese
Living with Max Update: Meet the Team
We’re coming up on 3 weeks living with Max. We now have the following vendors we’ve signed up for Max’s care:
Vet
Groomer
Trainer
Here’s how it all is going:
🧵🪡 1/10
#LifewithMax
We’re coming up on 3 weeks living with Max. We now have the following vendors we’ve signed up for Max’s care:
Vet
Groomer
Trainer
Here’s how it all is going:
🧵🪡 1/10
#LifewithMax
May 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Living with Max Update: Meet the Team
We’re coming up on 3 weeks living with Max. We now have the following vendors we’ve signed up for Max’s care:
Vet
Groomer
Trainer
Here’s how it all is going:
🧵🪡 1/10
#LifewithMax
We’re coming up on 3 weeks living with Max. We now have the following vendors we’ve signed up for Max’s care:
Vet
Groomer
Trainer
Here’s how it all is going:
🧵🪡 1/10
#LifewithMax
Life with Max Update: Max versus Roomba
First Roomba run since Max moved in. He's not quite sure what this fuckery is all about.
But since Roomba didn't back down after his warning bark Max went to go self soothe with his Kong 😂
First Roomba run since Max moved in. He's not quite sure what this fuckery is all about.
But since Roomba didn't back down after his warning bark Max went to go self soothe with his Kong 😂
May 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Life with Max Update: Max versus Roomba
First Roomba run since Max moved in. He's not quite sure what this fuckery is all about.
But since Roomba didn't back down after his warning bark Max went to go self soothe with his Kong 😂
First Roomba run since Max moved in. He's not quite sure what this fuckery is all about.
But since Roomba didn't back down after his warning bark Max went to go self soothe with his Kong 😂
I’ve not posted about this show much this season, but this finale of “The Curse of Oak Island” SUCKED donkey ass 😡
Here’s a still photo of Alex Lagina looking at Emma with disdain (probably because she’s NOT MIRIAM!)
#oakislandcursers
#savemiriam
Here’s a still photo of Alex Lagina looking at Emma with disdain (probably because she’s NOT MIRIAM!)
#oakislandcursers
#savemiriam
May 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’ve not posted about this show much this season, but this finale of “The Curse of Oak Island” SUCKED donkey ass 😡
Here’s a still photo of Alex Lagina looking at Emma with disdain (probably because she’s NOT MIRIAM!)
#oakislandcursers
#savemiriam
Here’s a still photo of Alex Lagina looking at Emma with disdain (probably because she’s NOT MIRIAM!)
#oakislandcursers
#savemiriam
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At some point soon all Democratic Senators need to learn that “nuanced” decisions are not going to work anymore. They are destroying the government and your “compromise” is just a surrender. Some seem to get it but too many are clinging to a fantasy.
May 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
At some point soon all Democratic Senators need to learn that “nuanced” decisions are not going to work anymore. They are destroying the government and your “compromise” is just a surrender. Some seem to get it but too many are clinging to a fantasy.
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the people who scream "now is not the time for politics" whenever schoolkids get gunned down seem to be having no problem shitting their political agendas all over Joe Biden's cancer diagnosis.
fuck straight off, you ghouls
fuck straight off, you ghouls
May 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
the people who scream "now is not the time for politics" whenever schoolkids get gunned down seem to be having no problem shitting their political agendas all over Joe Biden's cancer diagnosis.
fuck straight off, you ghouls
fuck straight off, you ghouls
Living with Max Update: One week in
I realized that it was going to be too easy for me to post only negative things in this space about adapting to life with Max. I don’t want to do that.
Here is something I want to celebrate: 🧵🪡 1/6
I realized that it was going to be too easy for me to post only negative things in this space about adapting to life with Max. I don’t want to do that.
Here is something I want to celebrate: 🧵🪡 1/6
May 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Living with Max Update: One week in
I realized that it was going to be too easy for me to post only negative things in this space about adapting to life with Max. I don’t want to do that.
Here is something I want to celebrate: 🧵🪡 1/6
I realized that it was going to be too easy for me to post only negative things in this space about adapting to life with Max. I don’t want to do that.
Here is something I want to celebrate: 🧵🪡 1/6
Life with Max Update: how often to feed a fully grown German Shepherd?
Yes, yes, yes I have looked it up but would love to hear from dog owners.
My stepson has Max on a schedule of 9 AM and 6 PM. That’s 15 hours in between dinner and breakfast. Is that…?
1/2
Yes, yes, yes I have looked it up but would love to hear from dog owners.
My stepson has Max on a schedule of 9 AM and 6 PM. That’s 15 hours in between dinner and breakfast. Is that…?
1/2
May 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Life with Max Update: how often to feed a fully grown German Shepherd?
Yes, yes, yes I have looked it up but would love to hear from dog owners.
My stepson has Max on a schedule of 9 AM and 6 PM. That’s 15 hours in between dinner and breakfast. Is that…?
1/2
Yes, yes, yes I have looked it up but would love to hear from dog owners.
My stepson has Max on a schedule of 9 AM and 6 PM. That’s 15 hours in between dinner and breakfast. Is that…?
1/2
Life with Max Update: Max playing with a Kong!
My stepson wasn’t sure he would be interested. But Max went HARD on that Kong for 30 minutes, drank some water, and then promptly lay down for a rest.
#LifewithMax
My stepson wasn’t sure he would be interested. But Max went HARD on that Kong for 30 minutes, drank some water, and then promptly lay down for a rest.
#LifewithMax
May 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Life with Max Update: Max playing with a Kong!
My stepson wasn’t sure he would be interested. But Max went HARD on that Kong for 30 minutes, drank some water, and then promptly lay down for a rest.
#LifewithMax
My stepson wasn’t sure he would be interested. But Max went HARD on that Kong for 30 minutes, drank some water, and then promptly lay down for a rest.
#LifewithMax
Life with Max Update: it’s not quite been 3 days, but here’s how it has been going.
To our relief, Max is a sweet natured dog who does obey basic commands: Sit, Lay Down, and Stay.
After years of apartment living, he really seems to enjoy exploring our backyard. Here’s a short video.
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To our relief, Max is a sweet natured dog who does obey basic commands: Sit, Lay Down, and Stay.
After years of apartment living, he really seems to enjoy exploring our backyard. Here’s a short video.
1/2
May 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Life with Max Update: it’s not quite been 3 days, but here’s how it has been going.
To our relief, Max is a sweet natured dog who does obey basic commands: Sit, Lay Down, and Stay.
After years of apartment living, he really seems to enjoy exploring our backyard. Here’s a short video.
1/2
To our relief, Max is a sweet natured dog who does obey basic commands: Sit, Lay Down, and Stay.
After years of apartment living, he really seems to enjoy exploring our backyard. Here’s a short video.
1/2
Dear Dog Loving Friends,
I posted this on another App, but I’m keen for your advice as well.
(TL;DR An untrained dog is moving into my house.)
I need your advice. My pet-free home is about to become a dog home when my disabled stepson and his German Shepherd Max move in with us.
🧵🪡 1
I posted this on another App, but I’m keen for your advice as well.
(TL;DR An untrained dog is moving into my house.)
I need your advice. My pet-free home is about to become a dog home when my disabled stepson and his German Shepherd Max move in with us.
🧵🪡 1
May 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Dear Dog Loving Friends,
I posted this on another App, but I’m keen for your advice as well.
(TL;DR An untrained dog is moving into my house.)
I need your advice. My pet-free home is about to become a dog home when my disabled stepson and his German Shepherd Max move in with us.
🧵🪡 1
I posted this on another App, but I’m keen for your advice as well.
(TL;DR An untrained dog is moving into my house.)
I need your advice. My pet-free home is about to become a dog home when my disabled stepson and his German Shepherd Max move in with us.
🧵🪡 1
Pickles are thriving in the cultural zeitgeist right now… so WHY is there still no pickle emoji?!
The humble cucumber emoji is a pale, unworthy, and offensive substitute.
We deserve better.
We deserve brine.
We deserve crunch.
If you’re with me, we ride at dawn.
#JusticeForPickles #EmojiReform
The humble cucumber emoji is a pale, unworthy, and offensive substitute.
We deserve better.
We deserve brine.
We deserve crunch.
If you’re with me, we ride at dawn.
#JusticeForPickles #EmojiReform
May 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Pickles are thriving in the cultural zeitgeist right now… so WHY is there still no pickle emoji?!
The humble cucumber emoji is a pale, unworthy, and offensive substitute.
We deserve better.
We deserve brine.
We deserve crunch.
If you’re with me, we ride at dawn.
#JusticeForPickles #EmojiReform
The humble cucumber emoji is a pale, unworthy, and offensive substitute.
We deserve better.
We deserve brine.
We deserve crunch.
If you’re with me, we ride at dawn.
#JusticeForPickles #EmojiReform