-“Hang on I just need to ride my suitcase really quick.”
-“Eh..ok?” *sneaks a video of said ride because I still have to act grrr but it’s so hard to hide the awww dammit it all.
-“Hang on I just need to ride my suitcase really quick.”
-“Eh..ok?” *sneaks a video of said ride because I still have to act grrr but it’s so hard to hide the awww dammit it all.
Working title: Nothing in Common
Working title: Nothing in Common
Him- What was that thing you ate for breakfast?
Me- An açaí bowl. Why?
Him- It looked freaking weird.
Me- Your…face is weird 🤷♀️🤷♀️
Color me unprepared
Him- What was that thing you ate for breakfast?
Me- An açaí bowl. Why?
Him- It looked freaking weird.
Me- Your…face is weird 🤷♀️🤷♀️
Color me unprepared
Our Reply: Echo chamber? Nah, we prefer to call it surround sound for facts.
Our Reply: Echo chamber? Nah, we prefer to call it surround sound for facts.
—My daughter does not iron her kids clothes. They always look like a wrinkled mess. I always ironed her clothes!
Um. Ma’am. We have the refresh/steam cycles and also..no….
—My daughter does not iron her kids clothes. They always look like a wrinkled mess. I always ironed her clothes!
Um. Ma’am. We have the refresh/steam cycles and also..no….
Tonight:
—Mom, when you die is there a place we go to get new moms?
—No, I’ll always be your mom. If your dad remarried you’d have a stepmom.
—Oh. So you’ll be my ex.
I mean, she’s not wrong? 😳
Tonight:
—Mom, when you die is there a place we go to get new moms?
—No, I’ll always be your mom. If your dad remarried you’d have a stepmom.
—Oh. So you’ll be my ex.
I mean, she’s not wrong? 😳
Let's see how that goes.
Let's see how that goes.
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