Rabidmonkey
@rabidmonkey.bsky.social
So my day at work was...interesting.
A short power outage this morning blew a circuit and all our salesfloor coolers went out. They got fixed just in time for me to refill them.
A short power outage this morning blew a circuit and all our salesfloor coolers went out. They got fixed just in time for me to refill them.
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 AM
So my day at work was...interesting.
A short power outage this morning blew a circuit and all our salesfloor coolers went out. They got fixed just in time for me to refill them.
A short power outage this morning blew a circuit and all our salesfloor coolers went out. They got fixed just in time for me to refill them.
My left hip, shoulder, and ankle all object to the weather. Okay, the ankle would hate me regardless, but the cold wet isn't helping.
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
My left hip, shoulder, and ankle all object to the weather. Okay, the ankle would hate me regardless, but the cold wet isn't helping.
Why does everyone think it's weird that I bought (hot cocoa flavored) whipped cream to just eat?
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Why does everyone think it's weird that I bought (hot cocoa flavored) whipped cream to just eat?
Was it sensational enough I'll have to deal with looky-loos? Is there a chance other people will show up looking for the victim with ill intent? If not, and if it's been properly cleaned, then sign me the fuck up. I will enjoy my discounted house.
A quarter of Americans would be willing to live in a murder house today.yougov.com/society/arti...
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Was it sensational enough I'll have to deal with looky-loos? Is there a chance other people will show up looking for the victim with ill intent? If not, and if it's been properly cleaned, then sign me the fuck up. I will enjoy my discounted house.
I still have no idea why I requested tomorrow off and I'm paranoid I have some kind of appointment.
(Nothing on mychart for me or mom, so...🤷♀️)
(Nothing on mychart for me or mom, so...🤷♀️)
October 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I still have no idea why I requested tomorrow off and I'm paranoid I have some kind of appointment.
(Nothing on mychart for me or mom, so...🤷♀️)
(Nothing on mychart for me or mom, so...🤷♀️)
Why does my employer not sell the extremely basic and economical shampoo I use? Grocery stores sell prell, but we don't.
I had been planning to get some off Amazon because I need a new phone case anyway, but they only have multiples at markup prices.
I had been planning to get some off Amazon because I need a new phone case anyway, but they only have multiples at markup prices.
September 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Why does my employer not sell the extremely basic and economical shampoo I use? Grocery stores sell prell, but we don't.
I had been planning to get some off Amazon because I need a new phone case anyway, but they only have multiples at markup prices.
I had been planning to get some off Amazon because I need a new phone case anyway, but they only have multiples at markup prices.
Well past the threshold of my adulting abilities. Someone please take over for me for a minute?
September 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Well past the threshold of my adulting abilities. Someone please take over for me for a minute?
Dear nervous system,
Yes, I am a failure of a human being who has fucked everything up. We can not fix it right now, so please calm down. Panic mode at midnight is not helpful.
Yes, I am a failure of a human being who has fucked everything up. We can not fix it right now, so please calm down. Panic mode at midnight is not helpful.
September 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Dear nervous system,
Yes, I am a failure of a human being who has fucked everything up. We can not fix it right now, so please calm down. Panic mode at midnight is not helpful.
Yes, I am a failure of a human being who has fucked everything up. We can not fix it right now, so please calm down. Panic mode at midnight is not helpful.
If he's using the cassette player, it's probably the Eagles or the Miami Vice soundtrack. But he'd probably just be listening to the oldies station on the radio (it was 50s and 60s back then.)
If mom's in the car she's playing Guns and Roses or Bon Jovi, maybe Areosmith.
If mom's in the car she's playing Guns and Roses or Bon Jovi, maybe Areosmith.
September 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
If he's using the cassette player, it's probably the Eagles or the Miami Vice soundtrack. But he'd probably just be listening to the oldies station on the radio (it was 50s and 60s back then.)
If mom's in the car she's playing Guns and Roses or Bon Jovi, maybe Areosmith.
If mom's in the car she's playing Guns and Roses or Bon Jovi, maybe Areosmith.
I hate when doctors just talk out of their ass because they assume the patient is ignorant.
An infection is either viral or bacterial based on what caused the infection. It's bullshit to tell me it's viral but could become bacterial if I don't treat my symptoms.
An infection is either viral or bacterial based on what caused the infection. It's bullshit to tell me it's viral but could become bacterial if I don't treat my symptoms.
September 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I hate when doctors just talk out of their ass because they assume the patient is ignorant.
An infection is either viral or bacterial based on what caused the infection. It's bullshit to tell me it's viral but could become bacterial if I don't treat my symptoms.
An infection is either viral or bacterial based on what caused the infection. It's bullshit to tell me it's viral but could become bacterial if I don't treat my symptoms.
Being an old lady who pees a little when you cough or sneeze pairs very poorly with respiratory illness.
September 2, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Being an old lady who pees a little when you cough or sneeze pairs very poorly with respiratory illness.
- Hypermobility and all the weird nonsense that comes with it.
- the natural resting position of my toes (except the big ones) is curled up so that the tips are what touches the ground
- i was born with a tail (wasn't removed, ass grew until it doesn't show anymore)
- the natural resting position of my toes (except the big ones) is curled up so that the tips are what touches the ground
- i was born with a tail (wasn't removed, ass grew until it doesn't show anymore)
Ok query time. Biology is messy and full of exceptions. How does *your* body differ from the usual expected of you as the human you are? Anything big or small.
My mum has an extra vertebrae, a close friend multiple spleens. One sis is built like she works out but eats like a sparrow.
My mum has an extra vertebrae, a close friend multiple spleens. One sis is built like she works out but eats like a sparrow.
August 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
- Hypermobility and all the weird nonsense that comes with it.
- the natural resting position of my toes (except the big ones) is curled up so that the tips are what touches the ground
- i was born with a tail (wasn't removed, ass grew until it doesn't show anymore)
- the natural resting position of my toes (except the big ones) is curled up so that the tips are what touches the ground
- i was born with a tail (wasn't removed, ass grew until it doesn't show anymore)
Well, I procrastinated until the last possible moment of my vacation, but I did so much laundry that I ran out of hangers.
August 23, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Well, I procrastinated until the last possible moment of my vacation, but I did so much laundry that I ran out of hangers.
My teeth are clean and my hair is shorter (plus I had a coffee drink.) Overall a successful day out, even if they did do my dental cleaning with the manual tools instead of the industrial strength waterpick (which I prefer, which I thought was in my file.)
August 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My teeth are clean and my hair is shorter (plus I had a coffee drink.) Overall a successful day out, even if they did do my dental cleaning with the manual tools instead of the industrial strength waterpick (which I prefer, which I thought was in my file.)
The show I'm watching just mentioned fear of clowns, so I'm going to say this for the record: it's totally fine to see a clowns in places you expect clowns. Circus, family friendly street festival, even the craft store I used to work at, seeing a clown is chill.
August 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The show I'm watching just mentioned fear of clowns, so I'm going to say this for the record: it's totally fine to see a clowns in places you expect clowns. Circus, family friendly street festival, even the craft store I used to work at, seeing a clown is chill.
Ever since I probably had covid last month I've been having a lot more headaches, and my usual remedies don't work.
Do not like.
Do not like.
July 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Ever since I probably had covid last month I've been having a lot more headaches, and my usual remedies don't work.
Do not like.
Do not like.
Yeah, that's depressing
July 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Yeah, that's depressing
Woke up this morning and contemplated canceling my day off errands because it's too damned hot.
I was good and took mom to get bloodwork and went to buy cigarettes anyway, but I did it in pajama shorts and a sleeveless tee.
I was good and took mom to get bloodwork and went to buy cigarettes anyway, but I did it in pajama shorts and a sleeveless tee.
July 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Woke up this morning and contemplated canceling my day off errands because it's too damned hot.
I was good and took mom to get bloodwork and went to buy cigarettes anyway, but I did it in pajama shorts and a sleeveless tee.
I was good and took mom to get bloodwork and went to buy cigarettes anyway, but I did it in pajama shorts and a sleeveless tee.
Post a scene inside a car
July 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Post a scene inside a car
Did not consider that going to the laundromat during daylight means everyone else would also be doing laundry. Mission aborted due to insufficient washers.
July 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Did not consider that going to the laundromat during daylight means everyone else would also be doing laundry. Mission aborted due to insufficient washers.
The southeast side is getting a headstart on celebrating (blowing things up.)
July 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The southeast side is getting a headstart on celebrating (blowing things up.)
Well, 2 tests say it's not covid but something is not right.
July 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Well, 2 tests say it's not covid but something is not right.
I would kill for a huge iced chai right now.
June 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I would kill for a huge iced chai right now.
I think there might be something wrong with this girl's car. Pretty sure it should not be this loud.
June 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I think there might be something wrong with this girl's car. Pretty sure it should not be this loud.