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Rep. Jasmine Crockett has released receipts that reveal that ProPublica has reported that Kristi Noem secretly diverted hundreds of millions of dollars in Department of Homeland Security funds to a consulting firm affiliated with her own campaign.
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Rep. Jasmine Crockett has released receipts that reveal that ProPublica has reported that Kristi Noem secretly diverted hundreds of millions of dollars in Department of Homeland Security funds to a consulting firm affiliated with her own campaign.
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When you're 38% in a Fox News poll...
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
When you're 38% in a Fox News poll...
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Powerful.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Powerful.
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Hold on. Let me act shocked! 😳
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Hold on. Let me act shocked! 😳
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My neighbor kinda went overboard with the Halloween decorations.
November 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My neighbor kinda went overboard with the Halloween decorations.
Rigatoni with Oxtail Ragu for my final meal before departing Rome. Best meal of the trip by far.
October 31, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Rigatoni with Oxtail Ragu for my final meal before departing Rome. Best meal of the trip by far.
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Tuberville thinks he’s sticking it to the Libs because SNAP recipients are all in the “inner city,” and Dems are gonna “feel the pressure” soon.
He’s the senior senator from freaking Alabama! He doesn’t care that his own constituents will suffer when SNAP is suspended?
Evil morons, the lot of ‘em.
He’s the senior senator from freaking Alabama! He doesn’t care that his own constituents will suffer when SNAP is suspended?
Evil morons, the lot of ‘em.
October 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Tuberville thinks he’s sticking it to the Libs because SNAP recipients are all in the “inner city,” and Dems are gonna “feel the pressure” soon.
He’s the senior senator from freaking Alabama! He doesn’t care that his own constituents will suffer when SNAP is suspended?
Evil morons, the lot of ‘em.
He’s the senior senator from freaking Alabama! He doesn’t care that his own constituents will suffer when SNAP is suspended?
Evil morons, the lot of ‘em.
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Kat | Politics for Everyday Texans
Almost missed my flight to yell at Ted Cruz who was holding a press conference next to the security line at the Houston airport. Almost every single TSA agent thanked me for calling him out on his BS lies. They know Rep's are responsible for the government shutdown
Almost missed my flight to yell at Ted Cruz who was holding a press conference next to the security line at the Houston airport. Almost every single TSA agent thanked me for calling him out on his BS lies. They know Rep's are responsible for the government shutdown
October 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Kat | Politics for Everyday Texans
Almost missed my flight to yell at Ted Cruz who was holding a press conference next to the security line at the Houston airport. Almost every single TSA agent thanked me for calling him out on his BS lies. They know Rep's are responsible for the government shutdown
Almost missed my flight to yell at Ted Cruz who was holding a press conference next to the security line at the Houston airport. Almost every single TSA agent thanked me for calling him out on his BS lies. They know Rep's are responsible for the government shutdown
Rome with friends. More arriving later.
September 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Rome with friends. More arriving later.
First day of vacation.
September 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
First day of vacation.
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Scotch and gumbo with friends.
September 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Scotch and gumbo with friends.
Big Green Egg chugging along.
September 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Big Green Egg chugging along.
Freakin’ huge Black Witch moth over my front door.
September 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Freakin’ huge Black Witch moth over my front door.
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FOX REPORTER: “The way it felt in the room was not good. It did not seem like things went well. It seemed like Putin came in and steamrolled, got right into what he wanted to say, got his photo next to the president, then left.”
August 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
FOX REPORTER: “The way it felt in the room was not good. It did not seem like things went well. It seemed like Putin came in and steamrolled, got right into what he wanted to say, got his photo next to the president, then left.”
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"There are several possible explanations for Trump’s behavior, one more humiliating than the next." @cathyyoung63.bsky.social on Trump's planned summit with Putin: www.thebulwark.com/p/alaska-sum...
Alaska Summit: Trump and Putin Planning to Carve Up Ukraine
It’s hard to see anything good coming from the meeting of the president and his hero.
www.thebulwark.com
August 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"There are several possible explanations for Trump’s behavior, one more humiliating than the next." @cathyyoung63.bsky.social on Trump's planned summit with Putin: www.thebulwark.com/p/alaska-sum...
It’s good to have friends.
August 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It’s good to have friends.
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This should be a Five Alarm Fire on every G'ddamned media outlet in the world.
I very rarely post a link to someone else's newsletter...as I have my own. This, however...is a MUST see.
open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...
I very rarely post a link to someone else's newsletter...as I have my own. This, however...is a MUST see.
open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...
Ex-CIA Whistleblower: "The NSA Audited The 2024 Election, Kamala Harris Won"
Math doesn’t lie—people do. A buried NSA‑authorized audit paved the way for this unelected illegitimate regime.
open.substack.com
August 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This should be a Five Alarm Fire on every G'ddamned media outlet in the world.
I very rarely post a link to someone else's newsletter...as I have my own. This, however...is a MUST see.
open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...
I very rarely post a link to someone else's newsletter...as I have my own. This, however...is a MUST see.
open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...
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I need more of these.
July 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I need more of these.
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Breaking: The US lost 33,000 jobs in June. They were expecting to *gain* 100,000.
The private sector lost 33,000 jobs in June, badly missing expectations for a 100,000 increase, ADP says
Economists polled by Dow Jones forecasted an increase of 100,000 for the month.
www.cnbc.com
July 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Breaking: The US lost 33,000 jobs in June. They were expecting to *gain* 100,000.
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PBS vs FOX
Fake cheering
Fake cheering
June 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
PBS vs FOX
Fake cheering
Fake cheering