I clutch mine over inferior bagels. I think THAT’S important.

It was a text study session, not a sermon. I still shouldn’t have done it. And, I still don’t give a fuck, if we’re being honest! The pearl-clutching is just too much right now.

RIGHT!!! I recently got chastised by a congregant for using the word “fuck” in a diatribe against ICE. My brother in bagels, you are being offended by the wrong fucking thing.

I dunno – those feel pretty on-point right now, no?

What WILL you do with your one wild and precious life?

I remember once being in an incredibly wealthy neighborhood, seeing a giant luxury house with an epic backyard — a big pool, lots of high-end furniture, outdoor kitchen…and a giant statue of the Buddha overlooking the whole scene.

By brother in whatever…not sure you really understood his lessons.

When you write the whole piece around the idea of “MeToo” as an adequate description of what caused specific men to lose specific positions, and when you do this incredibly weird cutesy business to avoid *mentioning what happened*, you do a disservice to readers.

I’m old enough that I can’t fully shake the instinct to believe that the NYT is still a serious, legitimate news source. Scary how many people will read this and, because of its source, just accept it as The Truth™.

And yet, it will not

Shifting from evening to morning workouts is one of the brutal transitions in life, and NO ONE warns us about it

Look, I mean…he can’t PROVE that there was child sacrifice here, but he can SAY it, and that’s almost the same thing. Right? Right?!?