Jaybird
@rabbiraccoon.bsky.social
Oh fuck, just realized I had a spot for a bio. Wannabe writer, RPG aficionado, and lover of theater. I love a good story more than just about anything. Natalie Greene is my soul sister. Probably not gonna post nudes. He/him. Simpsonville, SC
When you're in the next room and he says he likes fisting
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
When you're in the next room and he says he likes fisting
I mean...there are worse ways to spend your evening, Joyce Byers. This sounds pretty chill and I'd be down, not gonna lie
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I mean...there are worse ways to spend your evening, Joyce Byers. This sounds pretty chill and I'd be down, not gonna lie
Why did we get rid of elaborate stained glass front doors with the knob in the middle?
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Why did we get rid of elaborate stained glass front doors with the knob in the middle?
Y'all are sleeping on Stumble
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Y'all are sleeping on Stumble
And he chose to marry me...*dreamy sigh*
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
And he chose to marry me...*dreamy sigh*
Help I'm being cyberbullied
November 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Help I'm being cyberbullied
How my dad could look at this and be surprised I was gay is beyond me. Look at this dramatic bitch doing his best "forlorn widow on the balcony wistfully looking towards the sea in a storm" impression
October 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
How my dad could look at this and be surprised I was gay is beyond me. Look at this dramatic bitch doing his best "forlorn widow on the balcony wistfully looking towards the sea in a storm" impression
He's a 10 but he's fictional so he's...
*annoyed sigh*
Still a 10...
*annoyed sigh*
Still a 10...
September 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
He's a 10 but he's fictional so he's...
*annoyed sigh*
Still a 10...
*annoyed sigh*
Still a 10...
It's a Waffle Home
September 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It's a Waffle Home
The Trails in the Sky remake is absolutely stunning. Tons of fun. My only complaint is the localization is definitely a step down from the original. Everyone fluctuates between vibrant and stiff, and not in a realistic way. And letting everyone do anime eyes takes away the specialness of Millium
September 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The Trails in the Sky remake is absolutely stunning. Tons of fun. My only complaint is the localization is definitely a step down from the original. Everyone fluctuates between vibrant and stiff, and not in a realistic way. And letting everyone do anime eyes takes away the specialness of Millium
Give 👏 me 👏 data 👏 to 👏 put 👏 in 👏 a 👏 spreadsheet👏 so 👏 I 👏 can 👏 find 👏 patterns 👏
September 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Give 👏 me 👏 data 👏 to 👏 put 👏 in 👏 a 👏 spreadsheet👏 so 👏 I 👏 can 👏 find 👏 patterns 👏
There was a sandwich I had in a little shack about 100 feet from the Roman Colosseum that I would sacrifice each and every one of you to have again
September 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
There was a sandwich I had in a little shack about 100 feet from the Roman Colosseum that I would sacrifice each and every one of you to have again
20 years.
Why am I missing you so much harder lately? I was never the guy who wanted his mom but lately all I want is you to hold me and tell me I'm going to be ok.
How did you know my road would be the hardest? And did you ever see a point where it wouldn't be?
Why am I missing you so much harder lately? I was never the guy who wanted his mom but lately all I want is you to hold me and tell me I'm going to be ok.
How did you know my road would be the hardest? And did you ever see a point where it wouldn't be?
September 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
20 years.
Why am I missing you so much harder lately? I was never the guy who wanted his mom but lately all I want is you to hold me and tell me I'm going to be ok.
How did you know my road would be the hardest? And did you ever see a point where it wouldn't be?
Why am I missing you so much harder lately? I was never the guy who wanted his mom but lately all I want is you to hold me and tell me I'm going to be ok.
How did you know my road would be the hardest? And did you ever see a point where it wouldn't be?
It's Fall, y'all!
Ok yes I wear these year round but it's still Fall
Ok yes I wear these year round but it's still Fall
September 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It's Fall, y'all!
Ok yes I wear these year round but it's still Fall
Ok yes I wear these year round but it's still Fall
Behold! Bacon cheese fries! And a bird that's been here at least half an hour because no one's opened the door since I came in!
August 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Behold! Bacon cheese fries! And a bird that's been here at least half an hour because no one's opened the door since I came in!
When you find out the guy you like literally has his girlfriend's corpse in the basement
August 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
When you find out the guy you like literally has his girlfriend's corpse in the basement
A nudist got raptured
August 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
A nudist got raptured
This is the future Liberals want
August 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This is the future Liberals want
It's called self care, look it up. And new flippy-floppies
August 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It's called self care, look it up. And new flippy-floppies
Forever my ride or die
July 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Forever my ride or die
Thirteen years ago today I learned my only girlfriend was the first woman to be put on death rowe in her county for murder.
Yay
Yay
July 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Thirteen years ago today I learned my only girlfriend was the first woman to be put on death rowe in her county for murder.
Yay
Yay
Each day I'm either the awkward, angst-filled teenage son of privilege or the whimsical, carefree man full of wisdom and life and there's no third option
July 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Each day I'm either the awkward, angst-filled teenage son of privilege or the whimsical, carefree man full of wisdom and life and there's no third option
@athosnga5938.bsky.social 15 years or so?
July 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
@athosnga5938.bsky.social 15 years or so?
I reserve the right to brutally murder anyone who snores in the same room I'm in
July 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I reserve the right to brutally murder anyone who snores in the same room I'm in