Jaybird
@rabbiraccoon.bsky.social
Oh fuck, just realized I had a spot for a bio. Wannabe writer, RPG aficionado, and lover of theater. I love a good story more than just about anything. Natalie Greene is my soul sister. Probably not gonna post nudes. He/him. Simpsonville, SC
When I'm president there will be a thing called "cold days" where if it's cold you can stay in bed all day and get paid normally but if you get out and go to work you get paid double for being so brave
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
When I'm president there will be a thing called "cold days" where if it's cold you can stay in bed all day and get paid normally but if you get out and go to work you get paid double for being so brave
Me: I'd love to do a polar plunge one day
Also me: If you make me leave this blanket I'll scream
Also me: If you make me leave this blanket I'll scream
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Me: I'd love to do a polar plunge one day
Also me: If you make me leave this blanket I'll scream
Also me: If you make me leave this blanket I'll scream
WOW. The new season of Stranger Things has a scene where a character listens to "Fernando", a song written for the 2018 movie Mamma Mia Here We Go Again. Get it together, Netflix
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
WOW. The new season of Stranger Things has a scene where a character listens to "Fernando", a song written for the 2018 movie Mamma Mia Here We Go Again. Get it together, Netflix
When you're in the next room and he says he likes fisting
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
When you're in the next room and he says he likes fisting
You know, when the Duffer Brothers came to me and said they wanted to make a couple characters in the Stranger Things final season based off my sister and I, I said "nay". But they convinced me
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
You know, when the Duffer Brothers came to me and said they wanted to make a couple characters in the Stranger Things final season based off my sister and I, I said "nay". But they convinced me
I mean...there are worse ways to spend your evening, Joyce Byers. This sounds pretty chill and I'd be down, not gonna lie
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I mean...there are worse ways to spend your evening, Joyce Byers. This sounds pretty chill and I'd be down, not gonna lie
Why did we get rid of elaborate stained glass front doors with the knob in the middle?
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Why did we get rid of elaborate stained glass front doors with the knob in the middle?
I'm very mad at David Harbour because his recent behavior ruined a joke I was going to make when Stranger Things 5 came out
It's like he wasn't even thinking about how his choices affect me
It's like he wasn't even thinking about how his choices affect me
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I'm very mad at David Harbour because his recent behavior ruined a joke I was going to make when Stranger Things 5 came out
It's like he wasn't even thinking about how his choices affect me
It's like he wasn't even thinking about how his choices affect me
🎵I didn't start the dryer
It was always turned off
Since I put my clothes in
I didn't start the dryer🎵
Oops
It was always turned off
Since I put my clothes in
I didn't start the dryer🎵
Oops
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
🎵I didn't start the dryer
It was always turned off
Since I put my clothes in
I didn't start the dryer🎵
Oops
It was always turned off
Since I put my clothes in
I didn't start the dryer🎵
Oops
Y'all are sleeping on Stumble
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Y'all are sleeping on Stumble
Samantha Newark remembering me after 3 years and coming up to me was such a great pick-me-up. I almost cried
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Samantha Newark remembering me after 3 years and coming up to me was such a great pick-me-up. I almost cried
Someone tell me I'm going to be ok. That I have a future. If you mean it
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Someone tell me I'm going to be ok. That I have a future. If you mean it
If I stand up for myself and demand what I've earned and was promised I'm "entitled"
If I don't I "don't care"
So what am I supposed to do?
If I don't I "don't care"
So what am I supposed to do?
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 AM
If I stand up for myself and demand what I've earned and was promised I'm "entitled"
If I don't I "don't care"
So what am I supposed to do?
If I don't I "don't care"
So what am I supposed to do?
I left the house today and a cop pulled me over and asked me questions about my neighbor. When I came home, said neighbor glared at me while I took the trash to the curb.
...Aw, crap I'm gonna die tonight
...Aw, crap I'm gonna die tonight
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I left the house today and a cop pulled me over and asked me questions about my neighbor. When I came home, said neighbor glared at me while I took the trash to the curb.
...Aw, crap I'm gonna die tonight
...Aw, crap I'm gonna die tonight
And he chose to marry me...*dreamy sigh*
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
And he chose to marry me...*dreamy sigh*
Not a lot of people know this but "Dakota" is Chicago for "The Kota"
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Not a lot of people know this but "Dakota" is Chicago for "The Kota"
You look like you pick the Grass starter (derogatory)
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
You look like you pick the Grass starter (derogatory)
OK but really why are all my friends moving to Seattle? What does Seattle have that I can't give you? Rain? Just let me get a sprinkler and you can run through it
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
OK but really why are all my friends moving to Seattle? What does Seattle have that I can't give you? Rain? Just let me get a sprinkler and you can run through it
Palm Royale is a Real Housewives fever dream and I love it
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Palm Royale is a Real Housewives fever dream and I love it
If NyQuil and Yellow Gatorade can't cure it, it's incurable
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If NyQuil and Yellow Gatorade can't cure it, it's incurable
If Stranger Things doesn't end by jumping to Dustin 20 years later discovering a weird frog somewhere and saying "Well, I've seen stranger things" before turning to the camera and winking the entire 5 seasons will have been a colossal failure
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If Stranger Things doesn't end by jumping to Dustin 20 years later discovering a weird frog somewhere and saying "Well, I've seen stranger things" before turning to the camera and winking the entire 5 seasons will have been a colossal failure
Help I'm being cyberbullied
November 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Help I'm being cyberbullied
Because screaming at Andy Dick is always worth posting
Newsradio - Smoking
YouTube video by thaumaturgy
youtu.be
October 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Because screaming at Andy Dick is always worth posting
Finding out news from the Supernatural meme is the new "You just lost The Game"
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Finding out news from the Supernatural meme is the new "You just lost The Game"
Next week I have both a doctor's appointment and work on the same day please clap
October 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Next week I have both a doctor's appointment and work on the same day please clap