(completely misunderstanding the kind of corruption he’s into) eric adams, if you would please don the turkish hypnovisor

pretend has to be one of the top five things to play. up there with the fool

there should be more sci-fi with gratuitous mind control. in fact the sci-fi stuff should basically just be there to justify why there’s so much mind control going on

how much lubrication required for gecko girl to give non-sticky footjob

slug girl footjob

they should make those pup drone hoods but for lizards instead of puppies

shit i forgot to do a post for mommy's day i'm so sorry mom— wait what did i say? sorry i mean mommy's day. fuck i did it again, sorry mommy i mean mommy's day i mean mommy's... i'm so sorry mommy i'm trying to say mommy, sorry, i mean mommy, sorry, i mean mommy,

politician who accepts trinkets imbued with the presence of spirits in exchange for lobbying call that a corruption fetish

they should invent women’s shoes in sizes larger than 12

one direction would have you believe that not knowing you’re beautiful is what makes you beautiful, but this is not always the case. for some people it just makes them call themselves an ogrehon gorillamoder a lot

I'm a leaky faucet that smells like a gym bun in heat

Edging works wonders

If u like this ur gay

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God made me to top women and other creatures

Hi Bluesky!! These are my boobs :3