Dr Ian Beal
quintusvarus.bsky.social
Dr Ian Beal
@quintusvarus.bsky.social
Military historian, writer, archaeologist.

Writer and part time satirist in my own mind. Gaming the old west period and western gunfights. MTG player with a few decks to learn. Licensed Radio Amateur. Blood bowl player.
How do you know when Trump is lying??
His lips move or he’s typing on truth social
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Safe travels guys
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
That’s DPA, donald’s private army. The theory is no matter what crimes or immoral acts he pulls, he has protection from the armed forces and his ICE private hired guns. This is not a presidency, it’s a military coup.
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
More child sacrifice under his boss and pedophile friends allegedly. Oh sorry Donald.
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Kick Melania out she only married orange utan to get into the country.
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
How he can call anyone piggy when he looks like a muppet caricature created by Stevie Wonder totally bemuses me
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I hate painting faces because I am useless at it.
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Very nice
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
My morning was bad, got up stood up, fell back onto the bed my blood pressure bombed out. Feeling ok now but moving very slowly
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It shouldn’t matter that you’re transgender, you’re a human end of.
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Oh tell me about it, I had a parcel sent 24 hour delivery from Manchester it then spent 3 days in Coventry before someone finally realised it should be here in Glasgow. Royal Mail is not fit for purpose
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Gives a new meaning to saying the pies are “a load of w**k”
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
OMFG. That guy needs to get out more and meet real people.
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Very good author, not read any of his mercenary series but I have all the border knight series on audiobook. Very good
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I’m staying awake just resting.
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Good morning.
Sorry very subdued today, silly me fell out of bed and smashed the back of my head on the cabinet next to my bed. I’m ok just a large lump on the back of my head and a headache. Laying down to get the headache to subside
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
ADD ME please
November 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Gone to support his snake oil business ideas like turning the White House rose garden into a McDonald’s sit and eat patio. Oh and the bitcoin business, the MAGA hats and merchandise all made in China I might add. The man is like he claims all news to be……..FAKE
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Just getting into gunfighters ball. Loving the reading in it and building the OK corral set from empires at war, gorgeous buildings
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Flawed and a liar, I remember him accusing Piers Morgan of creating a fake video of Trump musing about injecting disinfectant during the pandemic. The man is a wannabe dictator.
October 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM