Quinn Karpiak
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Quinn Karpiak
@quinnka.bsky.social
A hoagie a day keeps the existential darkness at bay
Jump ball time
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
That child is either going to become a sociopath or a van life guy, only two options
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Considering the Eagles got smoked by a Giants team missing their top two receivers, this actually completes the Philly comparison
October 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
But the highlights!
October 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It’s surprising that “play good football” was their fallback plan instead of “kidnap Lane Johnson”
August 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
You tried to outracist the racists and lost, congratulations
July 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Could god give someone such a high IQ that it would break god’s record for highest IQ?
June 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Checkers: getting paid
Chess: falling in the draft and hoping you get paid 4 years later
June 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM