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Prof Madhattan
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A birthday card once said I'm "An inveterate onanist. A backseat lecturer on Siam and points east. And the best shot this country has at beating back the Hun."

https://madhattanproject.com/
This is what happens when TrainingPeaks won't let me dismiss the persistent pop up about adding an event.
December 19, 2024 at 12:38 AM
A-Number-1 Stupid Baby™️ figured out there was a Christmas tree in the room with him after a week and a half and is now mad I won't let him steal ornaments/drag the whole thing to his dog bed.
December 10, 2024 at 1:44 AM
N=3 but aging punks who like bikes that get into RC cars seems like a thing so I'm announcing that not only will I be building and painting one (or many) styled after Mad Max vehicles, I will be coming to tracks dressed as Lord Humongous if he were made of mashed potatoes.
November 27, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Oh my god. Balzac is still putting out records. Like, their latest was only 5 years ago.

I don't think anybody is gonna give a shit, but some old punk out there is going to activate like the goddamn Winter Soldier by reading their name.
November 26, 2024 at 12:21 AM
People weirdly like it when I post our pets, so here is our tortoise Dozer with his girlfriend Waterdish (of the Connecticut Waterdishes, it's a great family).

He's 55 lbs, an asshole, and we love him.
November 21, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Edgar (the greyhound) and Bee (the pittie).
November 21, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Good morning, have a former Atlanta street pibble that now hides in a pile of blankets like a trapdoor spider waiting to lick-ambush.
November 20, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Every day I want more and more to draw all fashion inspiration from John Waters, except I'm built like a tall Fred Flintstone.

What a curse.
November 19, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Usually it's just the right ear in the woods, but he heard a squirrel miss a branch and eat shit behind us.
November 16, 2024 at 4:22 PM