QueenSimia
@queensimia.bsky.social
Old on the internet AND in real life! 40something graphic designer by trade, comicker by hobby. Hostile to generative AI/LLMs and crypto shills. She/her, aroace, has a fat and freckled face.
posts about my comic tagged #OutoftheEther #oote
posts about my comic tagged #OutoftheEther #oote
it was a mistake letting us have Babybels at work
October 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
it was a mistake letting us have Babybels at work
me revving up another Monkey Wrench lore tumblr post to beat my handful of followers with
October 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
me revving up another Monkey Wrench lore tumblr post to beat my handful of followers with
it's almost 2:10 EST, motherfucker
not beating the allegations
not beating the allegations
September 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
it's almost 2:10 EST, motherfucker
not beating the allegations
not beating the allegations
I did go with a more literal sorting based on the alternating row-of-2/row-of-3 shown in the image, but process of elimination still led me to Lottie!
September 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I did go with a more literal sorting based on the alternating row-of-2/row-of-3 shown in the image, but process of elimination still led me to Lottie!
have my big beautiful baby girl being photogenic for once 🖤
August 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
have my big beautiful baby girl being photogenic for once 🖤
w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
look, man. I get wanting a rebrand, and why they took both the cracker and his barrel out—lots of detail that reproduces badly at small sizes, would take forever to vectorize—but this approach is dumb for 2 reasons:
1) it's goddamn Cracker Barrel
2) now you look like palette-swapped Golden Corral
1) it's goddamn Cracker Barrel
2) now you look like palette-swapped Golden Corral
August 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
look, man. I get wanting a rebrand, and why they took both the cracker and his barrel out—lots of detail that reproduces badly at small sizes, would take forever to vectorize—but this approach is dumb for 2 reasons:
1) it's goddamn Cracker Barrel
2) now you look like palette-swapped Golden Corral
1) it's goddamn Cracker Barrel
2) now you look like palette-swapped Golden Corral
if you use CSP, you can set up a template! I use one based on this guideline and the traditional 11"x17" board size (Android version shown, but should be the same across platforms). Split/combine spreads in Story view by holding/right-clicking and choose "Combine Pages..." or "Split Pages..."
August 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
if you use CSP, you can set up a template! I use one based on this guideline and the traditional 11"x17" board size (Android version shown, but should be the same across platforms). Split/combine spreads in Story view by holding/right-clicking and choose "Combine Pages..." or "Split Pages..."
prozd voice: haha dat's me
poomang.com/en/t/mycore_...
poomang.com/en/t/mycore_...
August 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
prozd voice: haha dat's me
poomang.com/en/t/mycore_...
poomang.com/en/t/mycore_...
so, uh
that new R-rated Genndy movie trailer, huh
that new R-rated Genndy movie trailer, huh
July 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
so, uh
that new R-rated Genndy movie trailer, huh
that new R-rated Genndy movie trailer, huh
with all of Everything™ going on, I can at least take comfort in knowing both my kitties are healthy enough that their vet says they don't look their ages (Anni is 15, Salem is 14).
Stay with me as long as you can, sweet babies. 💖
Stay with me as long as you can, sweet babies. 💖
July 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
with all of Everything™ going on, I can at least take comfort in knowing both my kitties are healthy enough that their vet says they don't look their ages (Anni is 15, Salem is 14).
Stay with me as long as you can, sweet babies. 💖
Stay with me as long as you can, sweet babies. 💖
at the Jacksonville Zoo, which is currently a balmy 92°F, and the squills ain't having it
June 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
at the Jacksonville Zoo, which is currently a balmy 92°F, and the squills ain't having it
Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June
June 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June
anyway, after procuring a portable media player (turned out my Switch Lite was too new to mod without major surgery :< ), been sorting through my 20+ year music folder over the past several evenings after work and found it very soothing~
neurodivergent says what
neurodivergent says what
April 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
anyway, after procuring a portable media player (turned out my Switch Lite was too new to mod without major surgery :< ), been sorting through my 20+ year music folder over the past several evenings after work and found it very soothing~
neurodivergent says what
neurodivergent says what
lol
lmao
(I have the safest, most chickenshit investments in my 401(k) as well. I can only imagine what the people with more risk have lost so far)
lmao
(I have the safest, most chickenshit investments in my 401(k) as well. I can only imagine what the people with more risk have lost so far)
April 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
lol
lmao
(I have the safest, most chickenshit investments in my 401(k) as well. I can only imagine what the people with more risk have lost so far)
lmao
(I have the safest, most chickenshit investments in my 401(k) as well. I can only imagine what the people with more risk have lost so far)
have an XTR33M close-up of Anni taken a couple of days ago, because it is always a good time for Cat™
April 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
have an XTR33M close-up of Anni taken a couple of days ago, because it is always a good time for Cat™
if nothing else, at least today delivered me this delightful local business ad that not only consists entirely of Mac system default fonts, but sports no less than 5 of them—1 per line!
Shine on, you wacky li'l "graphic design is my passion" diamond
Shine on, you wacky li'l "graphic design is my passion" diamond
April 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
if nothing else, at least today delivered me this delightful local business ad that not only consists entirely of Mac system default fonts, but sports no less than 5 of them—1 per line!
Shine on, you wacky li'l "graphic design is my passion" diamond
Shine on, you wacky li'l "graphic design is my passion" diamond
unrelated to anything, witness the might of ye ancient Crimping Iron™ on babby me way back in ye olden times
this is what you young'uns celebrate every time you play your synthwave musics
this is what you young'uns celebrate every time you play your synthwave musics
March 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
unrelated to anything, witness the might of ye ancient Crimping Iron™ on babby me way back in ye olden times
this is what you young'uns celebrate every time you play your synthwave musics
this is what you young'uns celebrate every time you play your synthwave musics
Salem has taken to cuddling on my lap when I'm on the couch drawing. While I appreciate her being in perfect head-kissies position this way, she kinda brings productivity to a halt.
March 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Salem has taken to cuddling on my lap when I'm on the couch drawing. While I appreciate her being in perfect head-kissies position this way, she kinda brings productivity to a halt.
I AM the sex pervert in all my group chats
"but you're asexual, aren't you?"
"but you're asexual, aren't you?"
March 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I AM the sex pervert in all my group chats
"but you're asexual, aren't you?"
"but you're asexual, aren't you?"
snoozin' on my belly with her leggy in the air~
March 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
snoozin' on my belly with her leggy in the air~
blood pressure too high, so I gotta take mo' pills
now I don't got 'nuff iron in my blood, so I gotta take an iron supplement too
iron supplement constipates me so I got huge butthole-rippin' turds
why must you be like this, body
now I don't got 'nuff iron in my blood, so I gotta take an iron supplement too
iron supplement constipates me so I got huge butthole-rippin' turds
why must you be like this, body
February 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
blood pressure too high, so I gotta take mo' pills
now I don't got 'nuff iron in my blood, so I gotta take an iron supplement too
iron supplement constipates me so I got huge butthole-rippin' turds
why must you be like this, body
now I don't got 'nuff iron in my blood, so I gotta take an iron supplement too
iron supplement constipates me so I got huge butthole-rippin' turds
why must you be like this, body