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a movie that takes place where you’re from
Dustin Hoffman sitting in a cafe looking across the street to Moe’s Books in The Graduate
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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oh boy alpenflage is so good but also have you heard the good news about strichtarn and Bulgaria frogskin
East German strichtarn camo fabric, khaki with brown vertical dashes Bulgaria frogskin camo, pale grey with vertical brown dashes and green blobby spotty blorps
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Anyone else immediately get intense Rocky in Rocky Horror vibes from the Frankenstein gold panties outfit or is that just me?
Peter Hinwood as Rocky in Rocky Horror Picture Show, wearing very low rise gold briefs Jacob Elordi as Frankenstein’s monster wearing little gold shorts and arm and foot bindings on the beach
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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THE GUMP
A screenshot from Return to Oz with Dorothy, the Gump, Jack Pumpkinhead and Tik-tok
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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CURSED

what kind of dark sorcery is in the Facebook algorithm
Facebook people you may know suggestion, it’s Brianna Wu
November 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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I knew I remembered this from somewhere
Tumblr post planetpope Follow Behind every beautiful woman, there's a guy who's tired of fucking her Hank Moody: Californication. (via thiscanonlygrow)
October 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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I Dislike Taylor Swift Generally
October 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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when ur mean to ai this is who ur being mean to
Jude Law as Gigolo Joe
October 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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"Rightie tightie, leftie loosie" in Spanish is "la derecha oprime, la izquierda libera." Meaning: "the right oppresses, the left liberates."
October 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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It used to be there but I can’t find a photo! I went there when I was 13. Also remember the local legend of a dwarf called Muggestutz, I think my mom has a trivet or something with his picture
September 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Ok apparently it’s actually by Allen George Newman, no idea where the local paper got Jack Conklin, and there’s also one in New Jersey. He described another of his statues this way (below, very heterosexual) and also the Pittsburgh doughboy was once vandalized in support of Shining Path(?!)
The head is strongly poised on a sinewy column. The shoulders are broad, the The Hiker, Ypsilanti, Michigan chest full and deep. The flanks are thin, the hips narrow. The muscular legs show great marching capacity... There is a suggestion at the bow of the knee that he could ride a horse. His trusty Krag is not the first gun he has handled. You will not find that position in the manual, though the muzzle is elevated. It is equally handy to be aimed, clubbed or lunged. His head turns naturally a little to the right to balance the hat brim falling to the left. But the face is smooth shaven as was the mode-every part is strong, every feature clean cut, and all smoothly balanced. The lined cheeks show that in his 28 years he has lived. He is no saint. He is no molly-coddle. He is an American soldier. He is a disciplined man at arms, the wonder of the world today wherever such foregather. - Gen. Charles Wheaton Abbot, Jr., in his dedication of the statue at the North Burial Ground, Providence, Rhode Island, May 31, 1912. 5.
September 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Apparently there’s one in Pittsburgh too
September 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Doughboy by Jack Conklin in Rhinebeck NY, his shirt is ripped open, he’s sweaty and tousled, and he’s sporting the gayest most extreme contraposto known to man
September 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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The exception that proves the rule:
LP cover for Rodgers & Hammerstein’s Carousel, starring Shirley Jones and Gordon MacRae
September 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Discovered that the Twinks vs Dolls monster truck is parked in a city near me, I really wanna be friends with whoever owns it
Back of a black matte monster truck labeled TWINKS vs DOLLS IV, license plate SIZE QUEEN
September 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Obviously
Iggy Pop as a Vorta on Star Trek DS9
August 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Big bird with a suitcase and his teddy bear leaving Sesame Street Big Bird walking down the road with two kids
August 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Flea bombing the house and re-treating the kittens with yet another flea med (trying NexStar this time as Revolution and Frontline Plus haven’t done much) so everyone’s in the yard enjoying the outdoors for a while. Got some kitten harnesses, absolutely adorable.
August 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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A guy just walked by my work who looked like if Wayne Knight was an old hippie, incredible grey frizzy long hair, it honestly could totally have been him, anyone know what he’s been up to lately?
Wayne Knight, younger and older
August 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Decent article, but I have a couple of extreme misgivings with it:
-I see this stereotype repeated often and I have literally never seen a fat activist espouse anything close to these cartoonish sentiments
-cowardly use of not-quite-scare quotes on the word fatphobia
newrepublic.com/article/1868...
our generation is. Extreme examples of this dynamic, in which anti-diet influencers decry dieting and deny that weight gain is ever related to illness, and essentially end up as shills for ultraprocessed food companies, only make things muddier. appearance went unquestioned. "Body neutrality" became the next paradigm to attempt to resolve this new pressure, but, while I'm a fan of this approach, did not prove tremendously inspiring and did not shift the culture as momentously as some hoped. These efforts and their accomplishments notwithstanding, there is little question that fatness still inspires a special kind of vitriol. One fat friend described open ridicule and discrimination against fat people as the last acceptable bastion of identity-based hatred. (And as Emma Copley Eisenberg has recently written for this magazine, "fatphobia" may be the literary world's "least discussed form of hate, oppression, and discrimination.")
August 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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horse jaw muscle always looks like the gigachad guy to me and it cracks me up so much

and then I googled for an appropriate meme and found this monstrosity, I’m sorry/you’re welcome
gigachad horse
August 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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this is a jazz tart
A wild berry pop tart, purple frosting with diagonal teal drizzle
August 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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I have one!!! I love it so much!!! Best vehicle I’ve owned since my 93 Volvo wagon, and gets much better gas mileage. I covered the back of mine with ridiculous stickers.
August 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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The subtle, beautiful terrazzo of a freshly ground curb cut
A sidewalk corner, curb painted red, with a clean fresh grey area where the curb has been newly cut into a slope, that looks like a cool grey terrazzo.
August 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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How you gonna be on the slutty polyamorous dating app being homophobic?
Josh 46 • Man • Straight 52 miles away @ 3 shared desires LAST SEEN GG Open to a range of possibilities, but I suppose ideally something serious and kinky. PSA: queer is not real. You're a straight white woman with a bad haircut. Deal with it. Desires @ 3 shared Dates Kissing Relationship - 0 Casual Comm •
August 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM