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mary🪷
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alright i downloaded it BUT YOULL NEVA CATCH ME ALIVE
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August 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i am in ur chats
March 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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The year is 2026. You have been arrested and exiled to a Mr Beast Content Zone where the Geneva Conventions do not apply
March 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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lol I have a scratchy throat. Am I just going to get sick EVERY MONTH UNTIL I DIE
March 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I deserve a burrito. For my agonies.
March 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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“you can’t microwave foil because it’ll start a fire”
oh? it’ll start a fire? the thing we stole from the ancient gods themselves to make our lives better? the thing that COOKS FOOD? you want me to eat COLD RAW FOOD and get BACTERIA???? nice try, lib.
March 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Transgenic means that genes from 1 organism have been put into another. We make transgenic mice to understand how genes influence biological processes. We make transgenic plants to make them more nutrient rich. We make transgenic bacteria so they make medicine for us. It's wide-ranging & v. useful.
March 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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really fucked up how my gf doesn’t have any orange juice in the fridge
March 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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People who eat coleslaw should be jailed
February 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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I’m a pretty simple guy. I only have one organ
February 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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February 17, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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drinking a glass of kombucha then drinking a yakult back to back to let the probiotics fight to the death in my guts. or make out either is fine
February 17, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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my favorite part about bleating in the car is that nobody knows
February 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
February 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Is it norovirus? Food poisoning? Or anxiety? Time will tell.
February 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Kendrick has turned Drake into a metaphor for everything that’s wrong with America. In this essay I will- (1 / 537)
February 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Even though Rubio promised life-saving aid wouldn't be interrupted, it has essentially been halted worldwide, interrupting HIV and TB treatment and threatening millions of lives. People are dying today because of these chaotic, inconsistent stop work orders. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/12/u...
USAID Lifesaving Aid Remains Halted Despite Rubio’s Promise
A new directive puts further exemptions on hold. Aid workers also say the U.S. government has made it impossible to pay partners around the world.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Write every day for 1 hour. If you miss a writing day add 1 hour to the next. It’s incredible! Tomorrow I’m writing for 7 years.
February 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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somebody tell me i don’t need Taco Bell because they just sent me a free reward for a Crunchwrap🕺
February 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM