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throwing punches, eating lunches ★ master of the art of altercation
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oh man i realized that growing my hair back out means i can revive my dream of someday cosplaying Mathangi Ten Meti with my natural hair
May 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
protomen hitting extra hard this morning, in light of recent events
March 18, 2025 at 11:01 AM
i've started to notice that my deep-dives into certain kinds of video games always coincide with times of tremendous stress and mental anguish in my life. i've also started to notice that it doesn't usually help.
March 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
i was working on this piece about FX's "Baskets" around New Year's... frankly, it's hard to even *look* at, now
February 5, 2025 at 11:01 AM
been looking for a new audio book to listen to during my luxurious post-work scalding hot showers (we call this Jab Time, and it's a treat i look forward to), decided to revisit an old favorite. it's.... not quite as i remembered it. not in a bad way, just very different from what i recall
December 13, 2024 at 9:03 PM
if this is a scam, i really don't see what return could possibly justify this level of investment. ten years of this- i own no property, my equity and assets are minimal. who profits from this.
December 10, 2024 at 5:18 PM
new sticker for da whip from @plazaatlanta.bsky.social ... it joins an illustrious collection
December 7, 2024 at 6:02 PM
marvel rivals is pretty fun, i like Iron Fist because his whole kit is just Beat The Brakes Off Everyone, But Make It Spiritual
#QCJvids
#marvelrivals
December 6, 2024 at 3:25 AM
we gotta talk about this BRUTAL production schedule, by the way. if we're also assuming "The Santa Clause" is canonical (why wouldn't we) and production for Christmas starts up after Thanksgiving, assuming a workforce of under a hundred... no wonder 1000 Etch-a-Sketches an hour is the pace
December 4, 2024 at 9:44 PM
interesting that in "Elf" (which i consider more or less canonical with the Rudolph movie for reasons that should be self-evident), which takes place roughly 40 years later, elf society has progressed enough that elves who can't keep pace are no longer exiled and now get transferred to QA instead
December 4, 2024 at 9:42 PM
the concept of "elf practice" is so funny to me. they're elves who live to make toys, doing anything else makes you a pariah- but it doesn't come naturally, and if you're unfortunate enough to be born without the aptitude to acquire the skill, you get to go through life as God's Mistake
December 4, 2024 at 9:24 PM
they didn't put Manon in the key art for the christmas battle pass... capcom, you have made an enemy of me this day
December 3, 2024 at 11:41 PM
🎶 CHANGING LEGEND INTO FACT, WE SHALL RIDE INTO HISTORY 🎶
December 3, 2024 at 4:08 PM
i find it very charming that Homer was such a fan of Star Trek Voyager that he hosted a watch party for the series finale. also very amused by the idea of Ned Flanders being a Trekkie
December 3, 2024 at 3:06 PM
girl wtf is that supposed to mean
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December 1, 2024 at 8:28 PM
oh my god this kid looks exactly like i did at that age
#QCJshots
December 1, 2024 at 8:25 PM
oh she's a woman after my own heart, i'm COOKED
December 1, 2024 at 8:22 PM
I JUST MET HER, SHE'S SO CUTE
December 1, 2024 at 8:19 PM
visited my brother today and remarked that one of his cats was getting their winter fur, i said "look at Momo's tummy pouch, shit's SWANGIN" and Momo gave me a look most hateful
December 1, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Michael Shannon is so tremendous in "Boardwalk Empire", it's unreal
November 30, 2024 at 3:15 AM
i'm pretty firm in my belief that "Friends" is mediocre, but even i have to admit that its reputation as Great TV is pretty well justified based solely on the fact that it gave us the greatest Thanksgiving leftovers sandwich ever: The Moist Maker
November 29, 2024 at 6:52 PM
this game pretty cool
#QCJshots
November 29, 2024 at 4:38 AM
i aspire to have the fashion sensibilities of this snowman
November 28, 2024 at 8:33 PM
also, underrated aspect is how great a fantastic get it was to have Peter Billingsley in this movie. just an inspired bit of casting
November 28, 2024 at 8:29 PM
every year we have the "why aren't there more good modern christmas movies like Elf" conversation, and i think the answer is often overlooked: it's that Elf is extremely sincere. which is the exact opposite of what you'd expect from a mid-00's Will Ferrell picture
November 28, 2024 at 8:26 PM