Hot Buttered Jonze
@quarkmonkey.bsky.social
Leicester-based content designer. May be a lover but he ain't no dancer. Him/he/twat.
Oh alright then. Sigh…
March 23, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Oh alright then. Sigh…
Sarah Cracknell… oh God.
March 23, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Sarah Cracknell… oh God.
Same.
I seem to have got past the pooing myself stage though. Mostly.
I seem to have got past the pooing myself stage though. Mostly.
February 26, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Same.
I seem to have got past the pooing myself stage though. Mostly.
I seem to have got past the pooing myself stage though. Mostly.
Well if she didn’t know I existed, then how could she have set up the restraining order? Hmm?
February 20, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Well if she didn’t know I existed, then how could she have set up the restraining order? Hmm?
48 and still fucking clueless. Can I get a high 5?
October 3, 2023 at 8:28 AM
48 and still fucking clueless. Can I get a high 5?
Rather than percentage, close your eyes and visualise what your lifetime consumption of salami might look like.
September 30, 2023 at 9:52 AM
Rather than percentage, close your eyes and visualise what your lifetime consumption of salami might look like.
You think that's bad? My knees are bordering on harassment.
September 23, 2023 at 4:59 PM
You think that's bad? My knees are bordering on harassment.
Just like me, you seem to be, covered in crumbs.
September 8, 2023 at 6:30 PM
Just like me, you seem to be, covered in crumbs.
The one day of the year when you can perform ritual sacrifice in the street without getting too much attention, and you have to knock it, don't you?
September 2, 2023 at 9:17 PM
The one day of the year when you can perform ritual sacrifice in the street without getting too much attention, and you have to knock it, don't you?