Hot Buttered Jonze
@quarkmonkey.bsky.social
Leicester-based content designer. May be a lover but he ain't no dancer. Him/he/twat.
For anyone else who (like me) is starting their family get-together planning for Christmas.
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Can You Divorce Your Family?
New research explains that communication is critical in distancing yourself from family.
www.psychologytoday.com
November 28, 2024 at 2:07 PM
For anyone else who (like me) is starting their family get-together planning for Christmas.
www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/cons...
www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/cons...
Mark Hamill has arrived. All is well now.
November 18, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Mark Hamill has arrived. All is well now.
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if you've gotten this far in life and you still don't know what an umlaut is, that's on u
February 28, 2024 at 10:41 PM
if you've gotten this far in life and you still don't know what an umlaut is, that's on u
So we have to pay extra for the evil coffee? Or is it just the same but they kick a puppy while they serve it?
February 19, 2024 at 2:43 PM
So we have to pay extra for the evil coffee? Or is it just the same but they kick a puppy while they serve it?
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Humans should hibernate. You don't want to do fuck all till spring.
January 27, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Humans should hibernate. You don't want to do fuck all till spring.
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We've reached the year that elderly Homer gets a plunger stuck on his head.
January 5, 2024 at 12:40 PM
We've reached the year that elderly Homer gets a plunger stuck on his head.
Revisiting this lovely place because I keep forgetting and do most of my ranting on Threads these days.
So what have I missed?
So what have I missed?
January 6, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Revisiting this lovely place because I keep forgetting and do most of my ranting on Threads these days.
So what have I missed?
So what have I missed?
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New Years Day is a made up holiday invented by the years industry to sell more years.
January 2, 2024 at 12:26 AM
New Years Day is a made up holiday invented by the years industry to sell more years.
I really don't get why they're putting the spotlight on Liz Truss so much at this conference.
It's like going on Masterchef and showing off a bag full of the massive shit you had that time you gave everyone salmonella.
It's like going on Masterchef and showing off a bag full of the massive shit you had that time you gave everyone salmonella.
October 3, 2023 at 8:15 PM
I really don't get why they're putting the spotlight on Liz Truss so much at this conference.
It's like going on Masterchef and showing off a bag full of the massive shit you had that time you gave everyone salmonella.
It's like going on Masterchef and showing off a bag full of the massive shit you had that time you gave everyone salmonella.
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Bass! How low can you go?
October 3, 2023 at 6:07 AM
Bass! How low can you go?
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Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
September 18, 2023 at 7:15 AM
Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Did we ever get an answer on this?
What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
September 14, 2023 at 8:13 AM
Did we ever get an answer on this?
Honest question - why is BlueSky still behind this invite-only beta wall? Seems to me you've got a perfectly sound platform to take the Twitter refugees, who are so desperate they'll jump on to Threads in their millions when it isn't even finished yet.
What are they waiting for?
What are they waiting for?
September 13, 2023 at 9:17 PM
Honest question - why is BlueSky still behind this invite-only beta wall? Seems to me you've got a perfectly sound platform to take the Twitter refugees, who are so desperate they'll jump on to Threads in their millions when it isn't even finished yet.
What are they waiting for?
What are they waiting for?
September 1, 2023 at 9:10 PM
I’m loving BlueSky, but what’s with the Windows 95 iOS icon?
August 31, 2023 at 10:05 AM
I’m loving BlueSky, but what’s with the Windows 95 iOS icon?
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Elon Musk Admits That Twitter Is Not Great And 'May Fail' As He Destroys The Platform
"Someone just presented Elon with X’s financials."
god.dailydot.com
August 23, 2023 at 6:31 AM
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…
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I'm going to catch a LOT of heat for this, but it's hard to read about Lucy Letby without thinking she was not so much an evil serial killer, but someone with severe mental issues who didn't get the help she needed.
August 19, 2023 at 1:58 PM
I'm going to catch a LOT of heat for this, but it's hard to read about Lucy Letby without thinking she was not so much an evil serial killer, but someone with severe mental issues who didn't get the help she needed.
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Folks, arguing if Musk can/will actually remove the "block" feature on his service is good sport, but also I think misses the point that Musk's clear and unambiguous intent is to, one way or another, make the service absolutely unsafe for anyone who's not his favorite flavor of fascist shitweasel
August 18, 2023 at 8:57 PM
Folks, arguing if Musk can/will actually remove the "block" feature on his service is good sport, but also I think misses the point that Musk's clear and unambiguous intent is to, one way or another, make the service absolutely unsafe for anyone who's not his favorite flavor of fascist shitweasel
Can’t quite figure this tagline out. There’s drinking it, and then there’s? Any ideas?
August 16, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Can’t quite figure this tagline out. There’s drinking it, and then there’s? Any ideas?
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No matter which team wins or loses tonight the important thing is that England loses.
August 16, 2023 at 9:07 AM
No matter which team wins or loses tonight the important thing is that England loses.
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ZOMBIE: What the hell are you doing here?
ALIEN: Invasion. You?
ZOMBIE: Apocalypse.
ALIEN: This is awkward.
GIANT ASTEROID: Hey guys!
ZOMBIE: Oh, just lovely.
ALIEN: Invasion. You?
ZOMBIE: Apocalypse.
ALIEN: This is awkward.
GIANT ASTEROID: Hey guys!
ZOMBIE: Oh, just lovely.
August 13, 2023 at 12:08 AM
ZOMBIE: What the hell are you doing here?
ALIEN: Invasion. You?
ZOMBIE: Apocalypse.
ALIEN: This is awkward.
GIANT ASTEROID: Hey guys!
ZOMBIE: Oh, just lovely.
ALIEN: Invasion. You?
ZOMBIE: Apocalypse.
ALIEN: This is awkward.
GIANT ASTEROID: Hey guys!
ZOMBIE: Oh, just lovely.