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quakewoman.bsky.social
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like if an invasive fungus took over and re-animated the slowly decaying body of an old rusted decomposing robot

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quakewoman.bsky.social
like jesus christ u know
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
quakewoman.bsky.social
hmm
screenshot of a new horror themed Banjo Kazooie rom hack called the Lair Witch Project. Taken in first person view, showing the interior of a cave where the three young polar bears from Freeze Easy Peak are covered in blood and standing around a satanic summoning circle containing disembodied eyeballs, as well as the decapitated and eyeless heads of Mario, Sonic, Crash Bandicoot, Rayman, and Spyro the Dragon.
November 4, 2025 at 7:38 AM
quakewoman.bsky.social
comments haven't been too bad but I found this legit Gem
screenshot of a forum comment: "What Tao doesn't realise is that she'd have Tsumugu hooked if she started HRT and Tsumugu got to make her an entirely new wardrobe every time her measurements changed."
October 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
quakewoman.bsky.social
excellent minds in the con cafe comments
screenshot of a comment on the mangadex forum for the latest chapter of "Con Cafe Joy wa Koi wo Kiru" which is a good cute funny Yuri manga you should go read. it's about a concept cafe with a runway and fashion theme, where the main protagonist loves designing outfits for herself and her coworkers. also there's a trans girl in it. the comment reads: "What Tao doesn't realize is that she'd have Tsumugu hooked if she started HRT and Tsumugu got to make her an entirely new wardrobe every time her measurements changed."
October 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
quakewoman.bsky.social
MORELLAAAAA ;_; everybody leave her the fuck alone shes literally nice
Morella from today's episode of the webtoon Nevermore, collapsing to her knees and crying while saying "I-I'm sorry!!" to her friends. For more context please read Nevermore
October 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
quakewoman.bsky.social
me reading your posts
Morella from the webcomic Nevermore, with a confused look on her face
October 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
quakewoman.bsky.social
that reminds me of a thread I rambled a couple years ago about gerudo biology lol. curious abt your thoughts
screenshot 1 of 4 of a twitter thread I made in 2023. i start: so is Ganondorf actually Half-Gerudo and Half-Not-Gerudo a follower replies: If there's only one male every hundred years, most of them would have non-Gerudo dads, right? I reply: See they *say* they court men from other human races but they're also largely hostile to outsiders and their appearances don't seem to have changed much if at all over the eons so I feel like something must be up screenshot 2 of the thread. I continue: Admittedly i'm not super well versed on all the different races in Zelda but like the more I think about the "one dude every hundred years" thing the more questions I get. I wondered if maybe they just live a long time but the wiki says they actually age faster than hylians. Actually even if they did live longer Ganondorf himself probably doesn't get to because eventually he has to go do villain stuff and then get Ganked by link and/or Zelda and then it's back to sleep for another century or so. Does he even have time to get busy repopulating? Is he even *allowed* to do it at all because I feel like that could run into some potential. Issues. What if he gets resurrected in the body of his own kid or grandkid or something? screenshot 3 of the thread. I continue: I don't know, I just keep thinking it'd make more sense if Gerudos just had a healthy amount of sexual diversity so there's a mix of what we would call cis trans and intersex women but they all just call themselves Female because they view gender way differently to other races. The "One Male Gerudo" born every 100 years is actually determined by some other factor unrelated to biology, no-one knows what it is except the king and his immediate family and the chiefs whenever they take over between kings. It's A Secret To Everybody else. They didn't even use any sort of words like "male" or "female" back in ancient history, those were loan words that came later. It was purely about the Gerudos' destined Royal Ruler being born and reborn every 100 years, nothing gendered about it. All the weird bioessentialism came from hylians and other weirdly strictly cis-het races injecting their biases into their interpretations of neighbouring nations' cultures and their histories. Scholars took one look at the dress code and went "Of Course The One Male Is Their King" screenshot 4 of the thread, the end. the same follower from earlier replies to my previous tweet: Yeah, that sounds about how things have worked in real history, too. I conclude the thread: Eventually the gerudo starting getting more hostile to outsiders mostly to protect their own, because some of them were seeming a lot more vulnerable than others now.
October 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
quakewoman.bsky.social
whoa
screenshot of the fanart of Bridget from guilty gear in the post this is replying to, also showing the post right below it on my feed which shows a screenshot of Riku from kingdom hearts looking up at the camera from below in almost exactly the same positioning as bridget
September 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
quakewoman.bsky.social
Made to be ridden
image of the members of the band Chevelle with the logo displayed. Left to right: Second bassist (now former) Dean Bernadini, guitarist and singer Pete Loeffler, and drummer Sam Loeffler. The joke here is that Chevelle is a model of Chevrolet which is a car and cars can be ridden much like my peenor har har
September 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
quakewoman.bsky.social
I think looking to hoyoverse for any kind of decent rep is the most foolish of fool's errands. look what they did to one of their NPCs. this guy's barely even relevant and they still ruined him
two side by side images of Travis, a NPC character from the game Zenless Zone Zero. the left image shows how he looked before the 1.4 patch update, where he had a beard and a visible tan. the right image shows his appearance in 1.4 onwards, where he's clean shaven and pale as fuck. Boy got whitewashed and he's not even a super important character. Noone is safe from Hoyo's bullshit
September 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
quakewoman.bsky.social
hm
screenshot of Archive of our Own. words read " one to twenty of one thousand three hundred and twelve works in Noelle Holiday slash Susie. This ship has existed since deltarune chapter 1 released back on Halloween 2018. screenshot of the same site, showing one thousand two hundred and eighteen works in Spamton G Spamton slash Tenna. This male male ship has existed for not even four months and is already fewer than a hundred fanfics away from overtaking the most prominent canon lesbian ship in the game, which has existed for nearly seven years now. much to think about
September 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
quakewoman.bsky.social
astonishing. incredible. powerful. poignant. terrific opener. 100/100 absolutely no notes. over 200 comments debating whether it's really trans or not. beyond words
screenshot of page 1 of a new manga titled "I reincarnated as the heroine in a Yuri game, but for some reason that thing was still there!" Uploaded to Dynasty scans. tagged as comedy, cross-dressing, insane amounts of title, isekai, school life, transgender, and Yuri. the protagonist is a closeted trans woman, presently dressed as an ordinary high school boy, but she has a large stature and looks quite older than a 16 year old should. she is perceived as a large scary man by two girls who bump into her on the street. they apologise, and she quotes a female character in the Yuri phone game she's playing, saying "no need to be worried. after all, it was just one of those twists of fate." however this has the opposite of the intended effect, scaring the girls away. page 2 of the manga. the girls run away, screaming "we're sorry." the protagonist laments, "I guess it really doesn't work for someone like me." she looks at the beautiful cis female character on her phone, who is saying what she just quoted. the protagonist narrates the last panel: "My name is Sawatari Hikaru, 16, high school second year. Because of my appearance, I'm feared as the legendary delinquent Oniwatari, the kind that makes even crying children fall silent. However, those rumours are exaggerated." page 3 of the same manga. The protagonist continues narrating herself over images of herself and the characters in the Yuri phone game she likes. Quote: "The truth is, I'm a Yuri danshi." End quote. (she's calling herself a Yuri danshi, synonymous with himedanshi, a boy who loves yuri.) Continued quote: "I'm nothing more than a maiden who dreams of yuri day and night with a burning passion. Because of my tough appearance and my shy personality, I ended up alone. However, I found a ray of hope. The captivating Yuri game, Garden of Étoile." page 4 of the same manga. The protagonist continues narrating over images of two of the characters in her phone game exchanging a pinky promise and smiling cheerfully. Quote: "The player experiences living at Yumenosaki Girls' Academy, meeting their fated heroines. Mine? That'd be Yachihoko Misono-sama. She's graceful, has a strong sense of justice, adorably clueless, insanely cute, and... falls in love with the main character, who just like her is also a beautiful girl." End quote. In the second last panel, the protagonist's reflection is shown in her phone screen with a sad smile, a look of deep longing. In the last panel, she speaks out loud to herself: "If only I could abandon this body, and be reborn as a beautiful girl." She says this moments before being hit by a truck. End caption of all 4 images in skeet. Again, this was uploaded only a few days ago and there are over 200 comments debating whether this is really a trans story or not. Classic internet.
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
quakewoman.bsky.social
and if you need more incentive, fancylxncy on twitter is doing sketches for everyone who donates at least $1!

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a screenshot of Lance "fancy lancy's" tweet promoting Iris's crowdfunding campaign. The tweet reads: Donation for a doodle: help save a disabled person's life! Show me evidence of your donation of at least 1 dollar, and get a doodle of your choosing! Likes and reposts appreciated. End caption. The image in Lance's tweet shows a self doodle of the artist and some example sketches.
August 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
quakewoman.bsky.social
. I think that was a good thread and ana made the right call but I have to say it was a little funny seeing those skeets directly under this one
August 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
quakewoman.bsky.social
chat am I writing in korean
a screenshot of the previous reply as I was typing it, with a note from bluesky asking me if im writing in Korean. it's just a long string of dots
August 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
quakewoman.bsky.social
.....................................................................................?
Kami from Dragon Ball, who would probably not be viciously rabidly homophobic I think
August 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
quakewoman.bsky.social
🎵Well you can tell by the way I use my (Star)walk, I'm original. Don't piss me off🎶
gif of the Original Starwalker from Deltarune, walking. originally.
July 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
quakewoman.bsky.social
welp ralsei is officially transfem now it's canon
"which deltarune character are you" quiz result. I got Ralsei
July 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
quakewoman.bsky.social
ive become a VN protag again
a selfie showing my bangs have grown so far theyre covering my eyes
June 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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custom made deltarune dialogue box of Lancer saying "Ho ho ho! I'm a naïve and gullible boy!"
June 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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?
zonic's screenshot of the new honkai far collab trailer or whatever it is but I put a sprite of Lancer from Deltarune over one of the characters
June 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
quakewoman.bsky.social
heinous tagging
list of tags on some Zelda X Link porn where both are trans. the porn itself is not shown, just some of the tags. they include cuntboy and futanari, as well as 1 boy and 1 futa. highlighting that even while the trans boy is still labelled a boy, the trans girl is merely a futa.
June 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
quakewoman.bsky.social
finished chapter 3
Steve Harvey, in black and white, with a look of utmost fear on his face.
June 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
quakewoman.bsky.social
Caught us a Bitch tonight
a fox caught in a fox trap at night in my yard
May 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
quakewoman.bsky.social
crudely drawn yellow emoji with the biggest crying eyes you can imagine
April 28, 2025 at 9:48 AM