Now how the fuck did I agree to Friday dinner with BIG dick I should cut off only to realize after I hung ip the phone that I done agreed to a Vday date?? I have a strong tradition of not involving myself in that mess.. I also can’t back out cause he seems excited and NEXT week is his bday🙃

Like LEAVE BLACK WOMEN ALONE!! Wtf

So fucking over Blue Magas in my office, the gall and the audacity for these two people to put this White performance art IN MY OFFICE when I’ve expressly told em both to keep me out of their Outrage Edging

Went on a date that I knew was gonna be spicy af (I needed to be done with the sad funk & this guy been trying to match for months & playing it well, so we go to señor frogs for a drinky drink they start hustling us about pics, we say sure, 1st pic all cutesy, 2) I planted a kiss on his cheek, 3)..

This album has age so well!

Was he having a stroke? am I having a stroke having to sound this out?? This man is 49 btw

These nasty people barging into every space where they are not wanted DISGUST ME IN EXTREMIS, My GOD go to any of the other million sites that prioritize you above all else ffs

Doechii just put her foot up on that tiny desk for NPR just now, trascendental

EL Oh El

It was gorgeous! Running it back today!

Promises made (to me) promises kept there is a young ass dude practically on top of my tent begging for attention and another on my finsta explicitly giving me the “I’m down to clown with you and your guy” schpiel (I can’t entertain none of it rn, getting stuffed laters) nude beach is too wild LOL

Oh look it’s giving beach

Made for this today!

My insta/finsta (for dating fun purposes only) are my work fits & bathing suits depositories respectively but let’s drop these here cause duality and cause I’m feeling it today, lol @ the color scheme remaining in my brain today

Quote with your full Avi,let's see the full pic

The way I need my fitbit to stop being so shady

Hiiiiiiiii