𝘗𝘺𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘥 𝘞.₊ ⊹🍼
@pyronid.bsky.social
ᴀ ʙɪᴏʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ. ..
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—𝐈̶𝐌̶𝐏̶𝐑̶𝐎̶𝐁̶𝐀̶𝐁̶𝐈̶𝐋̶𝐈̶𝐓̶𝐘̶¿
‧₊˚ ☁️⋅🐑𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.
``. . ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴘᴀᴛᴇʀɴɪᴛʏ ᴛᴇꜱᴛ.
ꜰᴏʀ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. ’ ’
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#DCRP #OCRP
ᝰ.ᐟ 🪐
𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾𝙏 𝙇𝙀𝙒𝘿 𝘿𝙉𝙄❕𝙝𝙚’𝙨 𝙖 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮!
[ 𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 ]
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—𝐈̶𝐌̶𝐏̶𝐑̶𝐎̶𝐁̶𝐀̶𝐁̶𝐈̶𝐋̶𝐈̶𝐓̶𝐘̶¿
‧₊˚ ☁️⋅🐑𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.
``. . ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀ ᴘᴀᴛᴇʀɴɪᴛʏ ᴛᴇꜱᴛ.
ꜰᴏʀ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. ’ ’
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#DCRP #OCRP
ᝰ.ᐟ 🪐
𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘾𝙏 𝙇𝙀𝙒𝘿 𝘿𝙉𝙄❕𝙝𝙚’𝙨 𝙖 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮!
[ 𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 ]
Pinned
An excited giggle, the baby’s hands reaching to clumsily pet fur
“pup pup..!”
“pup pup..!”
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 AM
An excited giggle, the baby’s hands reaching to clumsily pet fur
“pup pup..!”
“pup pup..!”
pouting.
.. the open window
.. the open window
no. no.
gently taking from his mouth.
who let a baby in here.
gently taking from his mouth.
who let a baby in here.
… slowly sticking a.. dryer sheet in his mouth
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 AM
pouting.
.. the open window
.. the open window
// CHOKED POCKET BIBLE?
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 AM
// CHOKED POCKET BIBLE?
… slowly sticking a.. dryer sheet in his mouth
next, we are eating dryer sheets for dessert ~💕
December 2, 2025 at 8:11 AM
… slowly sticking a.. dryer sheet in his mouth
He tugs at the straps of the carrier, pouty.
But then blowing spit bubbles while he watches everything get poured inside the bowl, trying to reach and touch!
But then blowing spit bubbles while he watches everything get poured inside the bowl, trying to reach and touch!
She grabs him and puts him in a baby carrier on her chest as she grabs the whisk and rinses it off.
"I'm gonna put all of the dry ingredients in a bowl, and then you're gonna whisk, okay?"
"I'm gonna put all of the dry ingredients in a bowl, and then you're gonna whisk, okay?"
The baby’s floating up to the counter, whisk clattering on the floor after he’s dropped it
Small hands poking at ingredients
Small hands poking at ingredients
December 2, 2025 at 8:02 AM
He tugs at the straps of the carrier, pouty.
But then blowing spit bubbles while he watches everything get poured inside the bowl, trying to reach and touch!
But then blowing spit bubbles while he watches everything get poured inside the bowl, trying to reach and touch!
Big eyes staring, blinking. A small finger poking at a wrinkle between furrowed brows.
“paapa.. upid- dada upid..?”
A gummy grin!
“Maama!”
“paapa.. upid- dada upid..?”
A gummy grin!
“Maama!”
"You shouldn't say that, baby. Your parents would flip. Well, Tim. I don't give a sh— darn about the other two.
They're stupid. Stupid. Kon stupid. Bernard stupid."
He tensed slightly at the baby's hands on his face, but permitted the harmless action.
"...At least you look like Tim.."
They're stupid. Stupid. Kon stupid. Bernard stupid."
He tensed slightly at the baby's hands on his face, but permitted the harmless action.
"...At least you look like Tim.."
Giggling, lots of giggling. Small hands reaching to pat Thad’s face as he was picked up.
“dum.. as!”
“dum.. as!”
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Big eyes staring, blinking. A small finger poking at a wrinkle between furrowed brows.
“paapa.. upid- dada upid..?”
A gummy grin!
“Maama!”
“paapa.. upid- dada upid..?”
A gummy grin!
“Maama!”
The baby’s floating up to the counter, whisk clattering on the floor after he’s dropped it
Small hands poking at ingredients
Small hands poking at ingredients
"Yeah, they're gooey and yummy!"
She smiles as she gets a mixing bowl and some ingredients out.
She smiles as she gets a mixing bowl and some ingredients out.
“bo..w.. nies?”
Copying the word, and sticking the whisk in his mouth
Copying the word, and sticking the whisk in his mouth
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The baby’s floating up to the counter, whisk clattering on the floor after he’s dropped it
Small hands poking at ingredients
Small hands poking at ingredients
The baby’s crying. He found a really foul smelling laundry basket
<— Crawling around Titan’s Tower, looking for things to get into!
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The baby’s crying. He found a really foul smelling laundry basket
“bo..w.. nies?”
Copying the word, and sticking the whisk in his mouth
Copying the word, and sticking the whisk in his mouth
"Let's make some brownies yeah?"
Wide eyes blinking up, the baby tapping the whisk against the floor
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
“bo..w.. nies?”
Copying the word, and sticking the whisk in his mouth
Copying the word, and sticking the whisk in his mouth
<— Crawling around Titan’s Tower, looking for things to get into!
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
<— Crawling around Titan’s Tower, looking for things to get into!
Squealing giggles! The baby’s bouncing in his arms, hands letting go to grab at Rose’s shirt instead, tugging to teethe on the fabric
“Mm.. om nom”
“Mm.. om nom”
Gaasp!
❝ Oh no! Someone help! A baby is trying to eat me! Noooo! ❞
Cue the most exaggerated 'I'm being eaten' noises ever.
❝ Oh no! Someone help! A baby is trying to eat me! Noooo! ❞
Cue the most exaggerated 'I'm being eaten' noises ever.
Oh, no crying needed! Tears averted, everyone’s still happy
The baby’s grin was back, giggles at the playful panicking. Trying to eat him!
“Om..! om nom.!”
The baby’s grin was back, giggles at the playful panicking. Trying to eat him!
“Om..! om nom.!”
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Squealing giggles! The baby’s bouncing in his arms, hands letting go to grab at Rose’s shirt instead, tugging to teethe on the fabric
“Mm.. om nom”
“Mm.. om nom”
Wide eyes blinking up, the baby tapping the whisk against the floor
"Want to help me make something?"
<— playing with a whisk his dada gave him. He won’t grow up to be a horrible cook like mama
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Wide eyes blinking up, the baby tapping the whisk against the floor
<— playing with a whisk his dada gave him. He won’t grow up to be a horrible cook like mama
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
<— playing with a whisk his dada gave him. He won’t grow up to be a horrible cook like mama
Loudd giggles, the baby letting go of his hold on the jacket so he can reach for the cloud with both hands!
“Paapa.. papa!”
Wriggling in Kon’s arms, wanting to float closer to it
“Paapa.. papa!”
Wriggling in Kon’s arms, wanting to float closer to it
"That one next? Oh, boy. Let's get it!"
Zooming higher! Stopping 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 within reach of the cloud.
"Can you get it? Hm?"
Zooming higher! Stopping 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 within reach of the cloud.
"Can you get it? Hm?"
A happy squeal! The wind tousling up the baby’s hair, who luckily seems invulnerable to the windchill
Eager grabby hands toward the next cloud!
“Up! Upps!”
Eager grabby hands toward the next cloud!
“Up! Upps!”
December 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Loudd giggles, the baby letting go of his hold on the jacket so he can reach for the cloud with both hands!
“Paapa.. papa!”
Wriggling in Kon’s arms, wanting to float closer to it
“Paapa.. papa!”
Wriggling in Kon’s arms, wanting to float closer to it
Oh, no crying needed! Tears averted, everyone’s still happy
The baby’s grin was back, giggles at the playful panicking. Trying to eat him!
“Om..! om nom.!”
The baby’s grin was back, giggles at the playful panicking. Trying to eat him!
“Om..! om nom.!”
The look quickly passes, and he goes back to cooing over Pyronid.
❝ Pff- hey! Don't eat me, you silly goose! ❞
He lets out a playful squeal.
❝ Nooo~! ❞
❝ Pff- hey! Don't eat me, you silly goose! ❞
He lets out a playful squeal.
❝ Nooo~! ❞
Chest puffed up proud with the praise! He /was/ good at it, saying mama
Oh, and the baby’s trying to put the fingers in his mouth.
Big eyes blinking at Rose’s face as he does it, the disgusted look there making him pause, seeing if it was something to cry over..
Oh, and the baby’s trying to put the fingers in his mouth.
Big eyes blinking at Rose’s face as he does it, the disgusted look there making him pause, seeing if it was something to cry over..
December 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Oh, no crying needed! Tears averted, everyone’s still happy
The baby’s grin was back, giggles at the playful panicking. Trying to eat him!
“Om..! om nom.!”
The baby’s grin was back, giggles at the playful panicking. Trying to eat him!
“Om..! om nom.!”
Giggling, lots of giggling. Small hands reaching to pat Thad’s face as he was picked up.
“dum.. as!”
“dum.. as!”
"Heh— Wait. That's not funny don't say that..! Dumb nasty slobbering baby....Tch."
Hesitantly picking him up.
"Babies are gross...and smell and poop. Just mindless, pooping monsters..Why am I stuck with you??? Ugh.."
Hesitantly picking him up.
"Babies are gross...and smell and poop. Just mindless, pooping monsters..Why am I stuck with you??? Ugh.."
Big, wide eyes. Up at the funny yelling guy
“du..m.. as…”
Clumsy sounding out the word
“du..m.. as…”
Clumsy sounding out the word
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Giggling, lots of giggling. Small hands reaching to pat Thad’s face as he was picked up.
“dum.. as!”
“dum.. as!”
Wailing! Lots of tears!
“WAIT— wwait wait wait, don’t cry—“
Teary…. watery eyes……
December 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Wailing! Lots of tears!
<— being yelled at by a mean dick
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
<— being yelled at by a mean dick
Teary…. watery eyes……
“NO! Without the testicle part—!”
“ucle.. ess…icle ick”
December 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Teary…. watery eyes……
“ucle.. ess…icle ick”
“NO— nonono.. say Uncle Dick”
“ess.. icle ick!”
December 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
“ucle.. ess…icle ick”
“ess.. icle ick!”
“No! Nonono, it’s Dick—“
Blowing spit bubbles, a small hand waving. Sort of
“u..cle t..ess..icle!”
“u..cle t..ess..icle!”
December 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“ess.. icle ick!”
Bigg happy smile! Proud!
"Oh, good job! You got that one so well!!"
Blowing spit bubbles, a small hand waving. Sort of
“u..cle t..ess..icle!”
“u..cle t..ess..icle!”
December 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Bigg happy smile! Proud!
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[ 𝘿𝘼𝙃𝙇𝙄𝘼, 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙀 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝙍𝙄𝙏. ]
ꜰᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ꜱᴏᴜʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏɴᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ.
- NO LEWD!
- 18+ writer
- Crack / Banter / Serious
ʜᴏᴡ ᴅɪᴅ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ꜱᴏ ʙʟɪɴᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏ ᴄʏɴɪᴄᴀʟ?
ꜰᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ꜱᴏᴜʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏɴᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ.
- NO LEWD!
- 18+ writer
- Crack / Banter / Serious
ʜᴏᴡ ᴅɪᴅ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ꜱᴏ ʙʟɪɴᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏ ᴄʏɴɪᴄᴀʟ?
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September 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
[ 𝘿𝘼𝙃𝙇𝙄𝘼, 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙀 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝙍𝙄𝙏. ]
ꜰᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ꜱᴏᴜʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏɴᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ.
- NO LEWD!
- 18+ writer
- Crack / Banter / Serious
ʜᴏᴡ ᴅɪᴅ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ꜱᴏ ʙʟɪɴᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏ ᴄʏɴɪᴄᴀʟ?
ꜰᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ꜱᴏᴜʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏɴᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴍɪʀᴀᴄʟᴇ.
- NO LEWD!
- 18+ writer
- Crack / Banter / Serious
ʜᴏᴡ ᴅɪᴅ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ꜱᴏ ʙʟɪɴᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏ ᴄʏɴɪᴄᴀʟ?
Blowing spit bubbles, a small hand waving. Sort of
“u..cle t..ess..icle!”
“u..cle t..ess..icle!”
What— what’s a good idea—
December 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Blowing spit bubbles, a small hand waving. Sort of
“u..cle t..ess..icle!”
“u..cle t..ess..icle!”