Memory Gland
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all these half floors…
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This shit is exhausting. I probably will go uninsured this year lol
Congress waits on Trump as December health sprint begins
Congress waits on Trump as December health sprint begins
The president injected more uncertainty last week, saying he doesn’t want to extend key insurance subsidies but understands it might be necessary.
dlvr.it
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
This shit is exhausting. I probably will go uninsured this year lol
I need an Italian friend who says “hey let him fuckin’ finish!” when I get interrupted during one of my many pauses trying to tell a long story while stoned
December 1, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I need an Italian friend who says “hey let him fuckin’ finish!” when I get interrupted during one of my many pauses trying to tell a long story while stoned
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Overwhelmed? Burnt out? Facing mental health challenges? You should add a gratitude practice to the pile
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Overwhelmed? Burnt out? Facing mental health challenges? You should add a gratitude practice to the pile
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1. Campaign on big issues that are directly relevant to your voters
2. Don't get distracted from point one
3. Present as a decent human with manageable baggage
4. Don't be old as fuck.
Go forth and do likewise
2. Don't get distracted from point one
3. Present as a decent human with manageable baggage
4. Don't be old as fuck.
Go forth and do likewise
Several European left-wing officials said they had been in contact with members of Zohran Mamdani’s campaign in New York in the hope of emulating his success in future local elections.
www.politico.eu/article/zohr...
www.politico.eu/article/zohr...
Europe’s left flocks to New York to take notes on Mamdani’s meteoric rise
Several European left-wing officials said they had been in contact with members of Zohran Mamdani’s campaign in New York in the hope of emulating his success in future local elections.
www.politico.eu
November 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
1. Campaign on big issues that are directly relevant to your voters
2. Don't get distracted from point one
3. Present as a decent human with manageable baggage
4. Don't be old as fuck.
Go forth and do likewise
2. Don't get distracted from point one
3. Present as a decent human with manageable baggage
4. Don't be old as fuck.
Go forth and do likewise
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It's great that the president goes on 60 Minutes and his cottage cheese brain that was frozen in 1986 short circuits for several minutes straight in front of a million viewers and nothing happens
November 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It's great that the president goes on 60 Minutes and his cottage cheese brain that was frozen in 1986 short circuits for several minutes straight in front of a million viewers and nothing happens
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just unimaginably depraved
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...
Trump Said to Demand Justice Dept. Pay Him $230 Million for Past Cases
www.nytimes.com
October 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
just unimaginably depraved
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...
Permabanned from Reddit for telling some doofy ass trumper to “suck start a power washer”
October 6, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Permabanned from Reddit for telling some doofy ass trumper to “suck start a power washer”
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Who pulls the strings on the power hierarchy that determines which streaming services get a physical button on the Roku remote? The balance of power is constantly shifting… where there once was a Hulu button, Disney+ remains.
August 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Who pulls the strings on the power hierarchy that determines which streaming services get a physical button on the Roku remote? The balance of power is constantly shifting… where there once was a Hulu button, Disney+ remains.
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did the blair witch ever finish her project
August 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
did the blair witch ever finish her project
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The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
July 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
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I think some people have trouble seeing fascism as anything other than 1940s Germany.
But I think 'people going to a comic convention needing to have a plan in case the government's goons show up to disappear people' is a pretty good demonstration of what it can look like in 2025.
But I think 'people going to a comic convention needing to have a plan in case the government's goons show up to disappear people' is a pretty good demonstration of what it can look like in 2025.
SDCC ‘25: What to do if ICE crashes the con
If you see ICE or Border Patrol agents while attending San Diego Comic-Con, know your rights and exercise them.
If you see ICE or Border Patrol agents while attending San Diego Comic-Con, know your rights and exercise them.
SDCC ‘25: What to do if ICE crashes the con
If you see ICE or Border Patrol agents while attending San Diego Comic-Con, know your rights and exercise them.
www.comicsbeat.com
July 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I think some people have trouble seeing fascism as anything other than 1940s Germany.
But I think 'people going to a comic convention needing to have a plan in case the government's goons show up to disappear people' is a pretty good demonstration of what it can look like in 2025.
But I think 'people going to a comic convention needing to have a plan in case the government's goons show up to disappear people' is a pretty good demonstration of what it can look like in 2025.
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We Interviewed Trump Voters And Made Them Defend Pedophilia To See If Any Would Blow Their Brains Out Right There
July 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
We Interviewed Trump Voters And Made Them Defend Pedophilia To See If Any Would Blow Their Brains Out Right There
“Bitch and whine but fall in line” is the perfect descriptor of Republican reps I have heard so far. Frankly, that goes for establishment Dems as well
July 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“Bitch and whine but fall in line” is the perfect descriptor of Republican reps I have heard so far. Frankly, that goes for establishment Dems as well
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Jan 19, 2025:
President Trump suck my big red NUTS challenge 🖕
Jul 2, 2025:
In agreement with the President's counsel, I will pay $150,000,000,000,000 to the Trump Foundation x Hooters Topless Golf Invitational in Ocala, FL and I will have my red nuts castrated on One America News Network live.
President Trump suck my big red NUTS challenge 🖕
Jul 2, 2025:
In agreement with the President's counsel, I will pay $150,000,000,000,000 to the Trump Foundation x Hooters Topless Golf Invitational in Ocala, FL and I will have my red nuts castrated on One America News Network live.
July 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Jan 19, 2025:
President Trump suck my big red NUTS challenge 🖕
Jul 2, 2025:
In agreement with the President's counsel, I will pay $150,000,000,000,000 to the Trump Foundation x Hooters Topless Golf Invitational in Ocala, FL and I will have my red nuts castrated on One America News Network live.
President Trump suck my big red NUTS challenge 🖕
Jul 2, 2025:
In agreement with the President's counsel, I will pay $150,000,000,000,000 to the Trump Foundation x Hooters Topless Golf Invitational in Ocala, FL and I will have my red nuts castrated on One America News Network live.
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“This leftist echo chamber is why BlueSky can’t build a viable userbase”
The Vice President of the United States made an account on here because he got upset about there not being as many libs to trigger on the Nazi website as there used to be.
The Vice President of the United States made an account on here because he got upset about there not being as many libs to trigger on the Nazi website as there used to be.
June 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
“This leftist echo chamber is why BlueSky can’t build a viable userbase”
The Vice President of the United States made an account on here because he got upset about there not being as many libs to trigger on the Nazi website as there used to be.
The Vice President of the United States made an account on here because he got upset about there not being as many libs to trigger on the Nazi website as there used to be.
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This man just beat Andrew Cuomo and the entire political establishment:
Wow. Watch this from Zohran Mamdani. It looks like the exact "fight" and "conviction" people are hopelessly asking for from the people in charge of the Democratic party:
June 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This man just beat Andrew Cuomo and the entire political establishment:
starting a podcast called “Shit That Fucks”
May 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
starting a podcast called “Shit That Fucks”
Ol’ fella goes by the name a’ “Quiche”
May 23, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Ol’ fella goes by the name a’ “Quiche”
This weed pen tastes like balloons. Like balloon fluid
May 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This weed pen tastes like balloons. Like balloon fluid
I was almost an imagineer… until The Incident
May 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I was almost an imagineer… until The Incident
5 16oz beers and 3 dab pen hits in:
“Shit dawg I’m kinda ripped”
“Shit dawg I’m kinda ripped”
May 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
5 16oz beers and 3 dab pen hits in:
“Shit dawg I’m kinda ripped”
“Shit dawg I’m kinda ripped”