🇨🇦Pygmy Surfer
@pygmysurfer.sysrq.ca
47M and tired of your shit. Get off my lawn.
Proud Canadian. We’ll never be the 51st state.
Proud Canadian. We’ll never be the 51st state.
She seems angry. Maybe she needs a Snickers.
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
She seems angry. Maybe she needs a Snickers.
Are there people that go around randomly touching strange bugs?
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Are there people that go around randomly touching strange bugs?
There's a time for 'fuck', a time for 'goddamn it' and even a time for 'Jesus tittyfucking Christ'.
October 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
There's a time for 'fuck', a time for 'goddamn it' and even a time for 'Jesus tittyfucking Christ'.
Why can’t lunch have dessert, too?
October 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Why can’t lunch have dessert, too?
Visiting with Trump doesn’t do anything to address that, though. He just gets insulted, and goes home to the same mess.
October 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Visiting with Trump doesn’t do anything to address that, though. He just gets insulted, and goes home to the same mess.