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🇨🇦Pygmy Surfer
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47M and tired of your shit. Get off my lawn.

Proud Canadian. We’ll never be the 51st state.
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It's an image of Bill Clinton, underneath it says "I gave Trump his first taste of the presidency!"
November 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Lazy Sunday
Me and my dog Rhett being lazy
November 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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It’s a photo of Usha Vance, with the caption “When you watch your husband get hands with a single mom in leather pants, but you can’t make him sleep on the couch cause he’ll fuck that, too”
November 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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This is gross...
The image is of a spam email from CPD Engineers by learnformula. It contains a promo code for 10% off the courses CPD Engineers is peddling during Truth & Reconciliation Week. Purportedly, "this gesture is part of our commitment to meaningful learning and active participation in the journey toward reconciliation."
October 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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A sleeping red Boston Terrier with his mouth partially open and his tongue hanging out.
September 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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AI Mark Carney trying to hock his wares on YouTube...
August 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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August 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Finally got my sorry ass out on the water today
August 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Jason Patric as Max (left) in The Losers (seriously underrated movie).
July 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Hank doin’ his best to cheer me up
July 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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He’s the best little one eyed bastard around
July 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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July 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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July 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Trying to do my part!

(yesterday was an OK day - we haven't had many great days lately)
July 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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This guy
July 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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I wish we could bring our dogs to such places, but they’re demons. They’d bark at every noise, and try to get the other dogs.

Rhett says I’m lying, though.
July 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Sometimes I feel a little better about the current state of things when I look at our solar production dashboard. It’s not much in the grand scheme of things, but every little bit helps.
Summary of our solar production since going live. Potential environmental impact of our solar production
July 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Lazy Saturday
A red Boston Terrier resting on PygmySurfer’s lap. You can’t tell in this picture, but the dog only has one eye.
June 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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June 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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We're not being spared down in Yarmouth today :(
A screenshot of a portion of the Weather Network's page for Wedgeport, NS indicating the temperature is 30 degrees Celsius, feels 35
June 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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It's so cool that cities are like "pweeease only turn your AC on if you're actively dying and don't go below 79" while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits
June 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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June 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Also known as mayflies
May 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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This is a good start to the weekend
A red Boston Terrier and a black Boston Terrier sleeping on PygmySurfer’s lap
May 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Needs more pinstripes

April 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM