This is one of the stupidest things I've ever read (complimentary)

I never got the Ice Spice thing, tbh.

Finally have some work again. This means I can start paying off accumulated debts, but it also means less time to dedicated to creative writing stuff.
At least the work itself is akin to creative writing, so I get practice. I even have to deal with similar character limit issues to the ones on here.

yet again proving that bluesky alt-text warriors are the most obnoxious people on this entire website

united WHAT?

literally the only thing she's known for at this point is yelling "my vag" on botchamania

Unironically a pretty good way to get back into reading for anyone who's had problems with reading books.

technically, the sailors also made it back to shore

if she's a pop girl and people outside the pop world (me) haven't heard of her, she's not a main pop girl ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

come on now, it's an AI video, no way in hell can it hold a shot for more than 5 seconds

not much mating/breeding going on if all these cumshots aren't creampies

...will it still be funny if I've literally never heard of that person before?

I had to look it up and she just...pronounces it correctly?

the other half is demented

always nice when a nice thing is nice

(took a bit of a break from these as I busied myself with short stories for various contests and submissions...it was nice to have 500 words to play with for a change instead of 300 characters :V)

shout out to the guy repping the time-honored australian tradition of knifey-spoony

tbf Leto is also quite familiar with cults

I think the usual route nowadays is distrokid. You could ask your former bandmate Rob about it.

(and condolences for the loss of your friend)