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Martin Z
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Jason Mamoa sneaking up on Henry Cavill meme, captioned "clouds" and "northern lights".
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Jason Mamoa sneaking up on Henry Cavill meme, captioned "clouds" and "northern lights".
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Repost with an iconic fictional band
Bloom County comic featuring Deathtongue, an '80s metal hair band featuring the characters from that comic strip. There's too much text to transcribe in here. Short version: Deathtöngue "Wild" Bill Catt -- Singer / Lead Tongue (picture of demented cat in stretch-patns playing his tongue as a guitar) Hodge Podge -- Drummer (picture of small furry animal with wild white hair and a feather boa playing the drums) Opus Croakus -- rhythm tuba (picture of penguin dressed as Gene Simmons holding a sousaphone) Steve Dallas -- Songwriter/manager (picture of a normal human man with a heavy metal T-shirt pulled over his dress-shirt and tie, unenthusastically smoking a cigarette and throwing up the horns)
November 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Per capita map plz.

xkcd.com/1138/
XKCD 1138, 3 identical density maps of the USA with the captions "our site's users", "subscribers to martha stewart living", "consumers of furry pornography". A stick-figure stands in front of the maps and says "the business implications are clear". Caption below: "Pet peeve #208: Geographic profile maps which are really just population maps".
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Hound? Really? If they're gonna mashup prime and somebody else as a truck...
Tiny orange truck cab Huffer pulling Prime's trailer.
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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John Travolta from the movie Pulp Fiction looking back from the front seat of a car with a gun gingerly held sideways resting on the seat back aiming near the camera.
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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JennyENicholson tweet: We're gonna have to retire the expression "avoid it like the plague" because it turns out humans do not do that.
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Ice scraper with the words "fuck this." printed on it.
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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As a kid I adored this little short lived 3 issue series made by Jeph Loeb and Jeff Matsuda. Just amazing art by Matsuda, with monsters that all looked like evil pokemon.

Matsuda would go on to exit comics and design animated shows Jackie Chan Adventures and The Batman.
Awesome Comics Kaboom issue 2, showing a giant boy with blue hair and glowing gauntlets chasing a variety of strange monsters while he accidentally damages buildings.
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Boo urns.
Snowy back yard.
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Simpsons screen about Poochie's death, but with text replaced to say "Note: Hawkeye died on the way back to his home planet"
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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"Mustard Man" meme - a heavyset man in a mustard-smeared apron next to storage racks holds an open large container of mustard in one hand and his other hand is covered in mustard.
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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GW Bush sitting and looking confused not knowing what to do on 9/11 having been informed that America is under attack.
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Google always feeds me news of upcoming Northern lights. But today a Forbes article came with this pic and...

I know I've got pareidolia overdrive but you can all see it right? That's a screaming face. With nostrils. And teeth.

Credited to Getty images Chris Mark Juhn in MN on 2024-08-12.
Photo of aurora borealis that looks exactly like a screaming face
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Oh I've seen this one
Toronto Sun newspaper front page saying "we've got a liberal minority welcome to hell" written in flames.
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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JD Vance "the rules were you guys weren't going to fact check"
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Looking at that voting in Staten Island
Black and white comic of The Borg kicking two lazy guys out of the collective.
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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"Don't it always seem to go that you dont know what you've got till it's gone." quote by Joni Mitchell, with black and white photo of her on the guitar.
November 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Just being nice in normal social situations is a powerful weapon for evil people. It can melt a lot of well-deserved animosity. It's remarkable that Trump has no interest in doing that.
Michelle Obama receiving candy from GW Bush when they're all sitting front row at the funeral of George HW Bush.
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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This, but it happened to far-right Jewish Americans:
Japan Forms Alliance with White Supremacists in well-thought-out scheme.
November 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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a TNG Borg says "we've never had to do this before -- we are kicking you out" to two guys in beach chairs.
November 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Hmm..

Still faster than getting the Eglinton line built.
"It took over a decade to build old Toronto city hall"
November 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Krypto the Superdog!

#dogsofbsky
#halloween
Golden retriever in a Superdog costume Golden retriever in a Superdog costume
October 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Similarly a bakery and sandwich shop in #HamOnt off Mary Street. (Picture is old, the front entrance looks different now)

How unthinkable to have a bakery next to houses.
Red painted brick house side entrance stairs converted into a front entrance of a bakery, with a big red sign advertising bread and sandwiches.
October 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Melania Trump entering a black vehicle wearing a green raincoat that has "I don't really care do u?" Painted on the back in white in a hand-brushed style.
October 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM