Paul Lastname
@pwsmusings.bsky.social
Selling seashells by the seashore seems like a terrible business plan. 🇨🇦
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Paul Lastname
@pwsmusings.bsky.social
· Dec 17
I’ve had several bots reach out trying to be “friends”, only based on my avatar. Proof that John Candy is still a Canadian sex symbol. 🇨🇦🇨🇦
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Seems like there are better places to keep proof than in pudding.
October 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Seems like there are better places to keep proof than in pudding.
It’s a stupid time in history that we all have to wait for stupid people to realize they made a stupid decision.
July 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It’s a stupid time in history that we all have to wait for stupid people to realize they made a stupid decision.
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Sorry I missed your text last night. Do you still need to borrow the bowling club’s defibrillator?
June 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Sorry I missed your text last night. Do you still need to borrow the bowling club’s defibrillator?
The ribs are ready!
May 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The ribs are ready!
Props to the cherry blossoms.
May 1, 2025 - later that day May 1, 2025.
RIP 🙏
May 1, 2025 - later that day May 1, 2025.
RIP 🙏
May 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Props to the cherry blossoms.
May 1, 2025 - later that day May 1, 2025.
RIP 🙏
May 1, 2025 - later that day May 1, 2025.
RIP 🙏
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April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Reading back some of my posts and replies on social media I really am fucking delightful.
March 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Reading back some of my posts and replies on social media I really am fucking delightful.
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Life is like a box. (Mom won’t let me have sweets.)
November 22, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Life is like a box. (Mom won’t let me have sweets.)
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Lions and tigers and bears! Oh my!! Hahaha that was fun. But on a serious note, they have escaped their enclosures. Everyone, please run.
March 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Lions and tigers and bears! Oh my!! Hahaha that was fun. But on a serious note, they have escaped their enclosures. Everyone, please run.
Noticed my good friend “Likely Spam” just called. Great guy but a little obsessed with pyramids tbh
March 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Noticed my good friend “Likely Spam” just called. Great guy but a little obsessed with pyramids tbh
In Australia. Really stressful atmosphere.
February 24, 2025 at 10:07 AM
In Australia. Really stressful atmosphere.
Dry martini January was a bitch. Ran out of olives by week three.
February 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Dry martini January was a bitch. Ran out of olives by week three.
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Teen Jesus but he's only allowed to turn water into sparkling grape juice.
January 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Teen Jesus but he's only allowed to turn water into sparkling grape juice.
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That’s me in the corner.
January 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
That’s me in the corner.
My favourite pen just ran out of ink which is the first sign of the apocalypse.
January 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My favourite pen just ran out of ink which is the first sign of the apocalypse.
Interacted with some bots and now I have botulism. :(
January 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Interacted with some bots and now I have botulism. :(
The minute they stopped hiding toys in cereal boxes the whole world went to hell.
January 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The minute they stopped hiding toys in cereal boxes the whole world went to hell.
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One day you’re young and cool and the next you’re putting on reading glasses to eat spaghetti.
January 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
One day you’re young and cool and the next you’re putting on reading glasses to eat spaghetti.
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who called it my mouth and not a Lindt trap
January 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
who called it my mouth and not a Lindt trap
Got a flyer in the mail to join a hot yoga class. They must be having trouble finding students because I’m a 7 out of 10 on a good day.
January 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Got a flyer in the mail to join a hot yoga class. They must be having trouble finding students because I’m a 7 out of 10 on a good day.
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Looking for beautiful woman to have sex with for $1000. Time is of the essence. I need the money.
January 6, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Looking for beautiful woman to have sex with for $1000. Time is of the essence. I need the money.
Is there anything more useless than daytime cold medicine?
January 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Is there anything more useless than daytime cold medicine?
Anyone see my golf ball come this way? It hit a tree and ricocheted somewhere near you people.
January 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Anyone see my golf ball come this way? It hit a tree and ricocheted somewhere near you people.
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Slicing paper-thin layers off a penny to pay my bills, first thing I must pay off is my penny-slicing knife.
December 31, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Slicing paper-thin layers off a penny to pay my bills, first thing I must pay off is my penny-slicing knife.
Fuck I love being Canadian. Not giving it to the orange ass wipe. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
December 31, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Fuck I love being Canadian. Not giving it to the orange ass wipe. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦