A few weeks ago I wrote and recorded an instrumental track. Initially intended to be an electronic tune to listen to while working. I was told I should make it longer. 44 minutes of music later, it’s available everywhere (i think).

open.spotify.com/album/2siR5p...

Him: Craps pants, wipes poop on face, profoundly states, “Groceries is a word… eggs,” throws rest of poop at audience, flips off everyone, kills random baby, eats baby, says he’s saving babies, pulls pants up to armpits, swings golf club at air, more poop

Them: Genius! He’s playing 4D chess!

Top Secret and Real Genius are two of the only movies I can quote. RIP Val Kilmer

Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer

My doctor’s office waiting room was playing Public Image Limited.

I’m old.

8 Random Listens
1. Hold Your Head Up - Argent
2. You Talk Too Much - Cheap Trick
3. Yin and Yang & the Flowerpot Man - Love & Rockets
4. Flatline - Fantastic Black
5. Backwards - Staffan Carlen
6. Antifa Dance - Ana Tijoux
7. The Hard Way - The Knack
8. Treat People With Kindness - Harry Styles

Seven Random Listens
(to keep myself sane)

1. A Great Drinker - The Wonder Stuff
2. Will I Ever Understand You - Berlin
3. Palm Reader - DREAMERS, Big Boi
4. Dancing Madly Backwards - Captain Beyond
5. Listen to the Radio - Sloan
6. Hey! - Oingo Boingo
7. When the Morning Comes - Mark Hart

We have found the media are enthusiastic collaborators. Fascism means ratings. They will be praising the pig from their cells.

Somebody tell this international embarrassment, this psychotic ghoul Trump, to SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR JUST 12 HOURS

Ten Random Listens

1. Jolene - Dolly Parton
2. Shop Around - Captain and Tennille
3. If You Can't Beat Them - Queen
4. Pow - Lovin Spoonful
5. Before - Hammock
6. S.O.S. * Early Greyhound
7. Gratitude - Earth Wind Fire
8. You're My Diamond - Eleven
9. Buttons - Sia
10. Bag it Up - Geri Halliwell

#8RandomListens

1. Lady Xanax - Duran Duran
2. Trapped - Utopia
3. Goin Down - Monkees
4. Happy People - Little Big Town
5. Crowded Room - XTC
6. Find My Love - Fairground Attraction
7. Nothing’s Gonna Hurt You Baby - Cigarettes After Sex
8. Bohemian Like You - Dandy Warhols