PussyNoodle
@pussynoodle.bsky.social
finicky. wet noodle. cat.
they/them
they/them
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
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The footage of Björk fighting that papparazzi is the best shit I ever saw. Can you imagine getting laid out by Björk? She gets you on the ground and starts with the haymaker. Honestly a life goal of mine to get tombstone piledrivered by her.
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The footage of Björk fighting that papparazzi is the best shit I ever saw. Can you imagine getting laid out by Björk? She gets you on the ground and starts with the haymaker. Honestly a life goal of mine to get tombstone piledrivered by her.
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For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
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My special Thanksgiving toon for CALÓ News. Please share, and support CALÓ News at calonews.com/donate and get my 2026 Cartoon Calendar at laloalcaraz.com .
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My special Thanksgiving toon for CALÓ News. Please share, and support CALÓ News at calonews.com/donate and get my 2026 Cartoon Calendar at laloalcaraz.com .
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Death Cube for Cutie
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Death Cube for Cutie
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Picky Orca Calf Won’t Eat Rich Unless Cut Into Little Yacht Shapes: tinyurl.com/2uwf6ezp
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Picky Orca Calf Won’t Eat Rich Unless Cut Into Little Yacht Shapes: tinyurl.com/2uwf6ezp
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u r not immune to malicious homosexual eeyore
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
u r not immune to malicious homosexual eeyore
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When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back. Tentatively approaching, you shyly smile. The abyss swallows you whole
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back. Tentatively approaching, you shyly smile. The abyss swallows you whole
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
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here's how you remove the AI from the latest Firefox update
October 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
here's how you remove the AI from the latest Firefox update
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"polyworking" is the kind of newspeak that births spree killers
Workers turn to 'polyworking' to combat frozen salaries and inflation
Working professionals in the U.S. are taking on side jobs to supplement their incomes amid frozen salaries, inflation and fear of layoffs.
apnews.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"polyworking" is the kind of newspeak that births spree killers
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Got my car repaired, I mean, I automobile hoarded.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Got my car repaired, I mean, I automobile hoarded.
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There is no Pride in Apartheid!
Free Palestine from the River to the Sea!
Protect trans kids, no matter where!
The struggle to save lives in Gaza and Palestine is inherently part of the world wide queer liberation movement 🇵🇸
Free Palestine from the River to the Sea!
Protect trans kids, no matter where!
The struggle to save lives in Gaza and Palestine is inherently part of the world wide queer liberation movement 🇵🇸
December 8, 2024 at 12:25 PM
There is no Pride in Apartheid!
Free Palestine from the River to the Sea!
Protect trans kids, no matter where!
The struggle to save lives in Gaza and Palestine is inherently part of the world wide queer liberation movement 🇵🇸
Free Palestine from the River to the Sea!
Protect trans kids, no matter where!
The struggle to save lives in Gaza and Palestine is inherently part of the world wide queer liberation movement 🇵🇸
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Shop local, give handmade, thrifted, repurposed, etc…
The only language they understand is $$$
The only language they understand is $$$
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Shop local, give handmade, thrifted, repurposed, etc…
The only language they understand is $$$
The only language they understand is $$$
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Pro-tip: you don't have to brush your teeth if you put a little bit of toothpaste on all of your food
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Pro-tip: you don't have to brush your teeth if you put a little bit of toothpaste on all of your food
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Woah!
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Woah!
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you.
If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position.
The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI
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after they release the epstein files they should release the batgirl movie
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
after they release the epstein files they should release the batgirl movie
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Misery loves Chachi
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Misery loves Chachi
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Buying a tech gift for someone this year? Keep in mind what you're opting them into, and take the time to help set up any device you do get them as privately and securely as possible. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
Think Twice Before Giving Surveillance for the Holidays
With the holidays upon us, it's easy to default to giving the tech gifts that retailers tend to push on us this time of year: smart speakers, video doorbells, bluetooth trackers, fitness trackers,
www.eff.org
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Buying a tech gift for someone this year? Keep in mind what you're opting them into, and take the time to help set up any device you do get them as privately and securely as possible. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
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Israel is bombing Lebanon again.
With our weapons.
With our weapons.
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Israel is bombing Lebanon again.
With our weapons.
With our weapons.
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“Meta shut down internal research into the mental health effects of Facebook after finding causal evidence that its products harmed users’ mental health, according to unredacted filings in a lawsuit by U.S. school districts against Meta and other social media platforms.”
Meta buried 'causal' evidence of social media harm, US court filings allege - The Economic Times
Meta reportedly halted internal research into the mental health impacts of Facebook and Instagram after finding causal evidence of harm. Internal documents revealed users reported lower depression and...
m.economictimes.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
“Meta shut down internal research into the mental health effects of Facebook after finding causal evidence that its products harmed users’ mental health, according to unredacted filings in a lawsuit by U.S. school districts against Meta and other social media platforms.”
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Nobody can do everything, but everybody can do something.
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Nobody can do everything, but everybody can do something.
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Reminder that Anthony Anderson is also a serial rapist whos harassed and bullied his victims into silence on several occasions
Anthony Anderson being super creepy to then a minor Lindsay Lohan.
Ick.
Ick.
July 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Reminder that Anthony Anderson is also a serial rapist whos harassed and bullied his victims into silence on several occasions