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miranda
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knuckle deep in some plants.
st. louis ⚜️🫂
reading 📖 horticulture 🪴
decade vegan club
Pinned
following anyone that has books anywhere in their bio 🥺📚
Every book I’ve read this year has been such a let down 1-2 star ratings at best. If it’s decent writing the plot sucks. If the writing is bad the plot is good.
January 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
i’ve been weight lifting for at least a decade and today i discovered i’ve been deadlifting wrong that entire time. there’s a lesson in there somewhere.
December 13, 2024 at 4:08 PM
i stayed up to finished the seven husbands of evelyn hugo. i cannot gather the words to describe how i feel. i am jealous of those who get to read this for the first time.
December 8, 2024 at 7:27 AM
my sweet boy bruce wayne
December 7, 2024 at 6:51 PM
can’t get enough of this album it’s 8 songs and 50 minutes long lmao
December 5, 2024 at 6:23 PM
father john misty has been in my spotify wrapped every year since they started the wrapped feature. and this album is where it all started. :)
December 4, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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I feel like making myself look hot today, it’s that kinda day
December 4, 2024 at 4:38 PM
my favorite thing to do is hopping into my group chats and saying “wait hang on” and then turning my phone on dnd.
December 3, 2024 at 11:56 PM
i have two books due in 5 days. talk to you in 5 days 🫡
December 2, 2024 at 5:56 PM
everything got pushed to monday now im back to back tasks and errands in the sleet. wish me and my rav good luck!
December 2, 2024 at 2:27 PM
look at her little show girl
December 2, 2024 at 1:19 AM
just tinkering with the 3D printer
November 29, 2024 at 3:31 PM
sorry i can’t go my intestines are acting up 🫤
having an auto immune disease is my “get out of family functions for free” card.
November 28, 2024 at 4:45 PM
having an auto immune disease is my “get out of family functions for free” card.
November 28, 2024 at 4:44 PM
i sent my husband a partner app for tracking periods. tell me why a minute after downloading he brings me a heating pad and water 🤣🤣🤣
November 28, 2024 at 1:47 AM
also moana… don’t be shy … drop the shoulder routine girl
November 28, 2024 at 12:59 AM
moana 2 is such a great film. definitely go see it in theaters!!
November 28, 2024 at 12:58 AM
me to the strangers opt for the non dairy creamer at a gas station at 6 am
a man with a beard and long hair is holding a fishing rod
ALT: a man with a beard and long hair is holding a fishing rod
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2024 at 12:37 PM
favorite board games? 4+players
November 27, 2024 at 12:14 AM
does anyone else struggle with imposter syndrome???? like wtaf is this and how can i expel this demon lmao
November 27, 2024 at 12:04 AM
my bestie is a lawyer and has it hanging in her office. she only takes in #teamjacob clients.
i bought my friend the twilight calendar and she cried she loved it so much. 10/10 recommend as a gift to your besties.
November 26, 2024 at 9:06 PM
i bought my friend the twilight calendar and she cried she loved it so much. 10/10 recommend as a gift to your besties.
November 26, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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Dictionary.com crowns “demure” as the Word of the Year.
November 25, 2024 at 4:53 PM
got my first pilea plant
November 26, 2024 at 4:10 AM
lmfao no i thought i was the turd burglar growing up
Did you grow up thinking you were attractive ?
November 25, 2024 at 8:13 PM