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Make something up for me. Something cool, not something lame.

#chiefskingdom #exmo
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Hobbies? Oh man, that's a tough one. Trying not to be a burden on other people, I guess?
Obsessed with the Steelers’ special teams coordinator chewing on a softball size piece of gum that seems to be growing throughout the game
November 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now
October 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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i can’t believe the chiefs are playing in the sunday 1 pm window. this is exactly like when god assumed mortal form through jesus so he could experience life as man did
October 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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the 2025 Chiefs completing multiple deep balls on one drive???
September 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Me: holy shit I'm exhausted, how far did we go?

Fitbit: you've just woken up and you're sitting on the toilet
September 5, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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The economy added just 22,000 jobs in August.

*I see a large man cracking his knuckles, another pounding a bat into his open hand, another making dramatic throat-slashing gesture, no one else in the crowd seems to see this*

...Sorry, I meant...22 *trillion* jobs!

*they smile, I audibly exhale*
September 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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At least, taking seriously the fact that he weakly means what he says in the moment works. This is a guy with almost no real beliefs, which ironically means that he's pretty close to an open book in what he's feeling at any moment.

And he consistently loves tariffs and usurping tyrannical power.
i may be unserious, hysterical and woke, but my strategy of “taking trump seriously no matter how insane he sounds” has paid more analytical dividends than the alternatives
Think part of the problem with describing Trump seriously is that no one actually seems to actually ever take his entire ideological outlook seriously, so absurdist means tend be be more effective at evoking political affect
April 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"Are you better off today than you were uh 2 months ago?"
April 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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The only way a Republican can impress me is by killing themselves
Not at all. More like why do leftists hold centrist Ds to higher standards than any other politician in any party?
March 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Hearing about freezes enacted that target lawful refugees reminds me of a story I did a couple years ago with a man who helped the US military in Afghanistan then fled after the Taliban returned to power.

This man and others like him deserve better IMO. As seen on @kshb41.bsky.social
After harrowing escape from Afghanistan, refugee who advised US military helps other new arrivals
After his own harrowing journey to escape the Taliban with his family, one former Afghan Army officer who resettled in Kansas City now works as a case manager, helping other refugees as they arrive.
www.kshb.com
January 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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this reaction from charles omenihu is everything ❤️💛 🤘🏼🧡
January 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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I can't imagine how much it must hurt being a Bills fan. No hate, just damn.
January 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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This obviously isn’t profound or anything but the team with Patrick Mahomes is simply the best team.
January 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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That was the easiest TD drive of the entire season for the #Chiefs
a football player wearing a red helmet with the number 17 on it
ALT: a football player wearing a red helmet with the number 17 on it
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January 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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...Best six minutes of Chiefs football we've seen all year? Yeah?
January 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Looks like the Chiefs are gonna bookend their three-peat with wins over the Philadelphia Eagles
January 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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How we’re gonna get an OSU/PSU final, aren’t we? NICE GOING, TRUMP. DUMBASS.
January 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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i feel bad for oregon's coach, mr. beast's dad
January 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If you never shared your deepest, darkest, most shameful secret with a 57 year old used car salesman, were you ever really Mormon to begin with?
January 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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bsky.app
December 31, 2024 at 1:03 PM
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great point here - hilarious outcome either way. the bengals fans in my personal life will never hear the end of it if they miss the playoffs two years in a row.

yes I remember burrow was hurt last year, no I am not arguing in good faith, and yes I will ignore that.
...and we either get a win in Denver via our backups (fun, hilarious), or we eliminate the Bengals (the feistiest looking wild card candidate) with a bank shot via a meaningless Broncos victory. Win-win!
December 26, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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Shouldn’t be a hold when the guy slips and goes down. He never had Jawaan beat, Jawaan was always in control and TJ was never outside of his frame. Pulling him straight down after he slips shouldn’t be a foul.
December 25, 2024 at 7:04 PM
2000s late night television would’ve had a field day with this headline
December 24, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Sweater Weather was released more than a decade ago, and you know what? Still slaps.
December 20, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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Can’t believe they let me build this thing (the console) in 2011
December 19, 2024 at 7:42 PM