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Pupperpotamus
@pupperpotamus.bsky.social
Proud Dog on the Internet. Simracer, Shitposter, Opinions-Haver, Music-Enjoyer and Car Enthusiast. She/They if you'd be so kind.

34yo, ΘΔ Dog with a Job, and Furry since 2011

Occasionally adult posting. Minors DNI.
Next time you're flying, I want you to think about how crammed in you are compared to the fancy business class booths. Then, imagine you're so disconnected from society that business class is "slumming it" to the point you need a private jet. No-one should be that wealthy, period.
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
10 Years! 💚
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Which am I proud of? Descenders, where I'm responsible for a bunch of the Pride flags in game, Little Rocket Lab where I had a chunk of influence in making it play well, Fashion Police Squad where testing was a Riot and Hypnospace Outlaw which is 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕘𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕨𝕖'𝕧𝕖 𝕡𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪 𝕚𝕥.
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
My favourite part of the genre is the "Fuck You, I'm a Train" moments.

Someone asphalted over the tracks in the Offseason? Fuck you, I'm a train.

Tracks flooded beneath a foot of boggy water? That's nice, but Fuck You I'm a Train.

This route hasn't been used in 5 years and is now jungle? Train.
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I think my most esoteric special interest is what I call "Indonesian Narrow Gauge Sugarcane Railway Gore"

As a train fan, seeing totally shithoused infrastructure being used to transport whole crops of sugar over the worst tracks you've ever seen is FASCINATING

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7ew...
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Not quite! I'm a Gordon Setter which is like a a spaniel but bigger and allegedly a big soft sack of dumb 💚

Also I love mud! I got that ΘΔ urge to jump in a muddy stream filled with leaves and sticks and enjoy a combination bath and drink before making that a problem for anyone in "shake dry" range
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Not me still cheekily trying to buzzer-beater the 500 cutoff 😇
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
You know what, the zero people who interacted with this were right, this really does need myspace glitter effect
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
its true, the faux-scientific buzzfeed quiz said so
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Dog with Aphantasia bad at Visual
Dog with ADHD hate Numbers
Dog with hectic Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria good at measuring Social Interactions
Dog into Angry Punk music and and 100 Gecs an Intellectual actually for both Music and Linguistics

www.idrlabs.com/intelligence...
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
One of my really specific gripes is that the clocks on my Kitchen's Cooker and Microwave HATE being in sync. The microwave goes fast whilst the cooker goes slow (these were set 2 weeks ago and are already a minute off from eachother)

Before I changed them for DST they were over 15 minutes out 🫥
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Turns out that "Go woke, go broke" is bullshit but "Go boring and milquetoast, be boring and milquetoast" holds water

As an aside, this is possibly the wildest attempt at autocorrect I've ever seen.

Ofcourse firefox, what was I thinking with milquetoast, clearly I meant the almighty toastmistress.
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
As QA, with my name 25 minutes into the credits amongst thousands of other names whose job was to make things which people DON'T see, besides a few wish-bugs which made it into game (such as the 2 attached liveries which I got added) coming out and inspiring others is my greatest achievement at R*
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Updating this almost a year on. 3 more releases, a few games moved to the ports category, I'm treating myself to saying "yes I did work on descenders actually" because it's majorly grown in my time at NMR and also adding a cheeky nod to the fact I have bugs in the database of VI from 2015 lol
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I was invited to apply for a job in the UAE (where homosexuality is punishable by up to 14 years in jail) to work on games with web3 and blockchain bullshit

I'm very tempted to just reply with:
أفضل أن أتبرز في كل يد وأصفق

which translates from Arabic to
"I'd rather shit in each hand and clap"
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Arrived at my ferry for my trip to @reffurence.bsky.social

Man, setting off from home at 4am for 3 and a half hours of driving through the boonies of Lincolnshire and Norfolk was absolute suck. I'm very glad to have a cabin for this trip.
October 30, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Hot cryptids in your area
October 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'm actually pretty excited to get this thing going, it'll be a nice runabout when it's going again, and honestly I just want my own vehicle in the meantime till my volvo and mg are fixed.
October 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Given I'll finally have some free weekends in November I might finally finish off fixing my stupid Honda CX500 because it's already in the garage and I can't be fucked working outside on the MG in the cold, rain and dark.

It should be easy relative to all the crap the MG needs.
October 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I know this is very tangentially related to the point, but it really pisses me off that people even have the response of seeing a tent in the woods and going "THE AUTHORITIES MUST KNOW"

I went camping in the woods with some friends in my teens and after 4 days the police turned up to clear us out
October 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Seeing new amongst the old is really cool actually. To use one of my favourite Bigtop Burger lines, Vault City stands out like a horseshoe crab in a freshwater environment, and that's the point. I wish there was more successful use of G.E.C.K. or even just "buildings which aren't 220 year old husks"
October 20, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Unusual choice, I thought they would've sold it in a bottle
October 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Obligatory tapping of the sign
October 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Speaking of Faelyn based avatars, I'm super happy with mine. It almost doesn't look like the same base at first because mine has big floppy ears! they're actually an excellent asset made by @ahshotti.bsky.social, which I recently checked and is currently FREE on gumroad! ahshotti.gumroad.com/l/suzcj
October 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
One of the coolest things about Jenni's avatar was that it was the first time I'd done extensive hand-painting of an intricate design. (Ref closeup from @forbiddenflrsh.bsky.social)

It was entirely done by myself with a mouse on layer masks. Not bad for someone who says she can't "do" art
October 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM