Pup Leif
@pupleif.bsky.social
Brainrotted engineering dog and classical music nerd who can’t type for shit and has strong opinions about Matlab.
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i forgot bluesky existed and i promised @pupoberon3.bsky.social a dick pic 🤭
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i forgot bluesky existed and i promised @pupoberon3.bsky.social a dick pic 🤭
bitch you beat me to it
October 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
bitch you beat me to it
my elphabussy is defying gravity
October 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
my elphabussy is defying gravity
i’m getting older, my body’s changing, and i wish someone would apologize for it because tell me why the weather shifted and then BOOM instant back pain
October 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
i’m getting older, my body’s changing, and i wish someone would apologize for it because tell me why the weather shifted and then BOOM instant back pain
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Standing there… menacingly 🧍♀️
The TailWags pack ended our monthly Pup Bar Crawl at Revolt.
Follow us to see where the pack heads to next month!
📸: @pupmilo.com
#dcpups #pupplay #dcgays
Follow us to see where the pack heads to next month!
📸: @pupmilo.com
#dcpups #pupplay #dcgays
October 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Standing there… menacingly 🧍♀️
i have data to back up my claim of being solidly verse switch
October 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
i have data to back up my claim of being solidly verse switch
i’m in the top 13% of nose blowers in the world
September 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
i’m in the top 13% of nose blowers in the world
got this text and knew it was a scam immediately because no one misses me
September 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
got this text and knew it was a scam immediately because no one misses me
there was a guy on the bus today w huge arms that at first i thought was hot, but when he stood up he was wearing straight man skinny jeans
September 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
there was a guy on the bus today w huge arms that at first i thought was hot, but when he stood up he was wearing straight man skinny jeans
maybe if the rapture happens i’ll finally be able to take a fucking break
September 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
maybe if the rapture happens i’ll finally be able to take a fucking break
if you measure from my tailbone, I have a 73” cock
September 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
if you measure from my tailbone, I have a 73” cock
i actually can’t overstate enough how much i hate them. the concept of a matrix with all 0 diagonal entries that isn’t the 0 matrix pisses me off
if a skew symmetric matrix was a color it would be chartreuse, and if it were a number it would be 7. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
September 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
i actually can’t overstate enough how much i hate them. the concept of a matrix with all 0 diagonal entries that isn’t the 0 matrix pisses me off
if a skew symmetric matrix was a color it would be chartreuse, and if it were a number it would be 7. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
September 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
if a skew symmetric matrix was a color it would be chartreuse, and if it were a number it would be 7. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
i should write a textbook on interior design i’m so good at this
September 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
i should write a textbook on interior design i’m so good at this
saw this diva at the bus stop this morning and they’re genuinely my new hero. imagine how cunt it would be to pull a sandwich out of that bag for lunch.
September 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
saw this diva at the bus stop this morning and they’re genuinely my new hero. imagine how cunt it would be to pull a sandwich out of that bag for lunch.
the BLS ice bucket challenge is where i scream into a bucket of ice water every time a new jobs report comes out
trump take jobs
The U.S. economy probably added half as many jobs in the 12 months ending in March as previously reported, according to the preliminary benchmark revision data released by the Bureau of Labor Statistics on Tuesday. #NumbersDay
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/09/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/09/b...
September 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
the BLS ice bucket challenge is where i scream into a bucket of ice water every time a new jobs report comes out
america’s inability to teach math pisses me off. the idea that you need to learn math “in order” is largely wrong.
calculus can be introduced in kindergarten if instead of introducing it with limits we present it as figuring out how things change.
calculus can be introduced in kindergarten if instead of introducing it with limits we present it as figuring out how things change.
September 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
america’s inability to teach math pisses me off. the idea that you need to learn math “in order” is largely wrong.
calculus can be introduced in kindergarten if instead of introducing it with limits we present it as figuring out how things change.
calculus can be introduced in kindergarten if instead of introducing it with limits we present it as figuring out how things change.
“i could never be a bottom because i love to shit” - my straight female roommate over dinner
September 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
“i could never be a bottom because i love to shit” - my straight female roommate over dinner
should i keep posting self-censored smut, or should i post hole and/or pole as well
September 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
should i keep posting self-censored smut, or should i post hole and/or pole as well
leaving the club early to play animal crossing in my hood is perhaps the best way to spend a saturday night
September 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
leaving the club early to play animal crossing in my hood is perhaps the best way to spend a saturday night
it’s wild that some people consider a pup mask sexually explicit
September 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
it’s wild that some people consider a pup mask sexually explicit
mind the gape
September 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
mind the gape