Ross Skeletor Keith
@punknoodle.bsky.social
Smarter than your average bear
Isn’t it weird that American Airlines was the proud sponsor of Home Alone 2, a film where American Airlines fucks up & sends a 10-year-old boy to the scariest parts of 1990s New York City?
December 25, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Isn’t it weird that American Airlines was the proud sponsor of Home Alone 2, a film where American Airlines fucks up & sends a 10-year-old boy to the scariest parts of 1990s New York City?
Mid-December is a lot of fun when your kids get old enough to suck up, trying to maintain Nice List status
December 24, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Mid-December is a lot of fun when your kids get old enough to suck up, trying to maintain Nice List status
Ok, but how many figures of two-time Golden Globe winner Don Cheadle do you have?
December 21, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Ok, but how many figures of two-time Golden Globe winner Don Cheadle do you have?
Fun Fact: I once called legendary comic creator Walt Simonson a son of a bitch in a comment thread, and he liked my comment.
December 8, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Fun Fact: I once called legendary comic creator Walt Simonson a son of a bitch in a comment thread, and he liked my comment.
Fun Fact: During my tenure in my last band (which ended during COVID), I couldn’t make it to my first or last gigs with them.
December 8, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Fun Fact: During my tenure in my last band (which ended during COVID), I couldn’t make it to my first or last gigs with them.
Fun Fact: I met @monicalewinsky.bsky.social while working security at Ted Talks. I asked how her night was going & she put down her phone mid-text and we had a really nice chat. She’s really sweet.
December 8, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Fun Fact: I met @monicalewinsky.bsky.social while working security at Ted Talks. I asked how her night was going & she put down her phone mid-text and we had a really nice chat. She’s really sweet.
Fun Fact: I once saw Judas Priest & had binoculars with me. During a solo, I focused on Rob Halford. He yawned and made me yawn.
December 8, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Fun Fact: I once saw Judas Priest & had binoculars with me. During a solo, I focused on Rob Halford. He yawned and made me yawn.
Fun Fact: I am the premier electric ukulele player on the Vancouver punk scene. I mean, I was before COVID, but I have a hard time believing I’ve been usurped.
December 8, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Fun Fact: I am the premier electric ukulele player on the Vancouver punk scene. I mean, I was before COVID, but I have a hard time believing I’ve been usurped.
Fun Fact: I’ve worked a shift writing Price is Right name tags. Kept one for myself.
December 8, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Fun Fact: I’ve worked a shift writing Price is Right name tags. Kept one for myself.
Fun Fact: I lost my virginity to ‘Magic Man’ by Heart and ‘Fuck Authority’ by Pennywise
December 8, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Fun Fact: I lost my virginity to ‘Magic Man’ by Heart and ‘Fuck Authority’ by Pennywise
Fun Fact: I’ve handled the Blue Man Group’s instruments. Did one shift of production loadout at the local arena. I helped put together their video wall and worked loadout. I remember being handed a rack of pvc piping. “Careful, that’s an instrument”
December 8, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Fun Fact: I’ve handled the Blue Man Group’s instruments. Did one shift of production loadout at the local arena. I helped put together their video wall and worked loadout. I remember being handed a rack of pvc piping. “Careful, that’s an instrument”
Fun Fact: Once, I was riding my bike down along the river and almost got side swiped by a bald eagle.
December 8, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Fun Fact: Once, I was riding my bike down along the river and almost got side swiped by a bald eagle.
Fun Fact: Shonda Rhimes was kinda rude to me once
December 8, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Fun Fact: Shonda Rhimes was kinda rude to me once
Fun Fact: In middle school, I was racially profiled, assumed to be Indigenous due to having a darker complexion and two first names
December 8, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Fun Fact: In middle school, I was racially profiled, assumed to be Indigenous due to having a darker complexion and two first names
Fun fact: the first person to ever address me as “y’all” was Al Gore.
December 8, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Fun fact: the first person to ever address me as “y’all” was Al Gore.
Fun Fact: I’ve been robbed at gunpoint. I worked nights at 7-11, and two dudes came in with a shotgun. They dropped a shell on the floor as they left. He was acquitted when the judge said something inadmissible.
December 8, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Fun Fact: I’ve been robbed at gunpoint. I worked nights at 7-11, and two dudes came in with a shotgun. They dropped a shell on the floor as they left. He was acquitted when the judge said something inadmissible.
Fun Fact: for the better part of a decade, I dealt with a citric acid intolerance. Most foods with it would give my hives. High concentrations of it, like citrus fruit, would make my throat swell up. I cut almost all foods out and saved myself for tomatoes. What is life without spaghetti?
December 8, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Fun Fact: for the better part of a decade, I dealt with a citric acid intolerance. Most foods with it would give my hives. High concentrations of it, like citrus fruit, would make my throat swell up. I cut almost all foods out and saved myself for tomatoes. What is life without spaghetti?
Fun Fact: my favorite color is green.
December 8, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Fun Fact: my favorite color is green.
Fun Fact: Also when I was 4, I was playing in my front yard and an older guy walked up to me. He said he was my grandpa. I screamed and ran in the house.
December 8, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Fun Fact: Also when I was 4, I was playing in my front yard and an older guy walked up to me. He said he was my grandpa. I screamed and ran in the house.
Fun Fact: When I was 4, we went to the circus and I got to ride an elephant. An incredible experience that I shudder about now, given what I know of animal abuse in circuses
December 8, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Fun Fact: When I was 4, we went to the circus and I got to ride an elephant. An incredible experience that I shudder about now, given what I know of animal abuse in circuses
Fun Fact: There’s a book about my family tree going all the way back to Captain Daniel Keith, who was a red coat during the Revolutionary War. After the war, he was exiled to Canada. As the direct male descendent of a United Empire Loyalist, I can add UE to the end of my name.
December 8, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Fun Fact: There’s a book about my family tree going all the way back to Captain Daniel Keith, who was a red coat during the Revolutionary War. After the war, he was exiled to Canada. As the direct male descendent of a United Empire Loyalist, I can add UE to the end of my name.
Fun Fact: the house I grew up in was built in 1894 by a guy who made his living playing fiddle up in Barkerville during the Goldrush. The house was moved 2 blocks from its original location to facilitate the building of the local high school in the mid 50s. My grandparents bought it around then
December 8, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Fun Fact: the house I grew up in was built in 1894 by a guy who made his living playing fiddle up in Barkerville during the Goldrush. The house was moved 2 blocks from its original location to facilitate the building of the local high school in the mid 50s. My grandparents bought it around then
Fun Fact: I’ve held an Olympic torch
December 8, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Fun Fact: I’ve held an Olympic torch
Fun Fact: I can fit a 16oz ladle in my mouth
December 8, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Fun Fact: I can fit a 16oz ladle in my mouth
The only friends I have on here are fellow members of a trusted community I’m a part of, and new followers. So I feel like I can be comfortable enough to talk about myself without feeling a crushing guilt for bragging. So prepare for Fun Facts
December 8, 2024 at 1:20 AM
The only friends I have on here are fellow members of a trusted community I’m a part of, and new followers. So I feel like I can be comfortable enough to talk about myself without feeling a crushing guilt for bragging. So prepare for Fun Facts